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"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message ... They don't call me Long John because my head is so big. You're drinking a Salty Dog? How'd you like to try the real thing? Wanna shiver me timbers? I've sailed the seven seas, and you're the sleekest schooner I've ever sighted. Brwaack! Polly want a cracker? Oh, wait. That's for Talk Like a PARROT Day. That's the finest pirate booty I've ever laid eyes on. Let's get together and haul some keel. That's some treasure chest you've got there |
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Harry Krause wrote:
I went farther for my two brides. An where was it exactly that you found the medical doctor? Cheers, William |
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Shortwave Sportfishing wrote:
: They don?t call me Long John because my head is so big. : You?re drinking a Salty Dog? How?d you like to try the real thing? : Wanna shiver me timbers? Sheesh. At least you can give credit to the author: http://www.talklikeapirate.com/howto.html Yesterday was International Talk Like a Pirate Day. b. |
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"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message ... On Tue, 20 Sep 2005 08:35:30 -0700, wrote: Shortwave Sportfishing wrote: : They don?t call me Long John because my head is so big. : You?re drinking a Salty Dog? How?d you like to try the real thing? : Wanna shiver me timbers? Sheesh. At least you can give credit to the author: http://www.talklikeapirate.com/howto.html Yesterday was International Talk Like a Pirate Day. You are exactly correct - I don't know why I didn't as it's something that I normally do. My bad. Aaaaaaarrrrrrgg....you must walk the plank matie! |
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*JimH* wrote:
: "Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message : ... : On Tue, 20 Sep 2005 08:35:30 -0700, wrote: : :Shortwave Sportfishing wrote: :: They don?t call me Long John because my head is so big. : :: You?re drinking a Salty Dog? How?d you like to try the real thing? : :: Wanna shiver me timbers? : :Sheesh. At least you can give credit to the author: : :http://www.talklikeapirate.com/howto.html : :Yesterday was International Talk Like a Pirate Day. : : You are exactly correct - I don't know why I didn't as it's something : that I normally do. : : My bad. : Aaaaaaarrrrrrgg....you must walk the plank matie! Ahoy!!! We want yer wimmen and yer beer!!! b. |
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Harry Krause wrote:
: Shortwave Sportfishing wrote: : On Tue, 20 Sep 2005 08:35:30 -0700, wrote: : : Shortwave Sportfishing wrote: : : They don?t call me Long John because my head is so big. : : : You?re drinking a Salty Dog? How?d you like to try the real thing? : : : Wanna shiver me timbers? : : Sheesh. At least you can give credit to the author: : : http://www.talklikeapirate.com/howto.html : : Yesterday was International Talk Like a Pirate Day. : : You are exactly correct - I don't know why I didn't as it's something : that I normally do. : : My bad. : Keelhaul him! Make him drive a Bayliner!!! :-^ b. |
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Around 9/20/2005 9:20 AM, Shortwave Sportfishing wrote:
On Tue, 20 Sep 2005 12:06:44 -0400, "*JimH*" wrote: "Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message . .. On Tue, 20 Sep 2005 08:35:30 -0700, wrote: Shortwave Sportfishing wrote: : They don?t call me Long John because my head is so big. : You?re drinking a Salty Dog? How?d you like to try the real thing? : Wanna shiver me timbers? Sheesh. At least you can give credit to the author: http://www.talklikeapirate.com/howto.html Yesterday was International Talk Like a Pirate Day. You are exactly correct - I don't know why I didn't as it's something that I normally do. My bad. Aaaaaaarrrrrrgg....you must walk the plank matie! Nah - to easy. Flogging - now that's the exactly the punishment needed in this situation. BEAT ME - BEAT ME... Er... Never mind. "Oh, wicked, bad, naughty, evil Zoot!" Fill in the rest of the quote yourself. Arrr! -- ~/Garth - 1966 Glastron V-142 Skiflite: "Blue-Boat" "There is nothing - absolutely nothing - half so much worth doing as simply messing about in boats." -Kenneth Grahame, The Wind in the Willows |
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On Mon, 19 Sep 2005 23:45:30 GMT, Shortwave Sportfishing
wrote: They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big. you just missed the annual 'speak like a pirate day'... --------------------------- to see who "wf3h" is, go to "qrz.com" and enter 'wf3h' in the field |
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