Shortwave Sportfishing wrote:
: They don?t call me Long John because my head is so big.

: You?re drinking a Salty Dog? How?d you like to try the real thing?

: Wanna shiver me timbers?

Sheesh. At least you can give credit to the author:

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/howto.html

Yesterday was International Talk Like a Pirate Day.

b.