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"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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They don't call me Long John because my head is so big.

You're drinking a Salty Dog? How'd you like to try the real thing?

Wanna shiver me timbers?

I've sailed the seven seas, and you're the sleekest schooner I've ever
sighted.

Brwaack! Polly want a cracker? Oh, wait. That's for Talk Like a
PARROT Day.

That's the finest pirate booty I've ever laid eyes on.

Let's get together and haul some keel.

That's some treasure chest you've got there

Harry Krause wrote:
I went farther for my two brides.

An where was it exactly that you found the medical doctor?

Cheers,
William

Shortwave Sportfishing wrote:
: They don?t call me Long John because my head is so big.

: You?re drinking a Salty Dog? How?d you like to try the real thing?

: Wanna shiver me timbers?

Sheesh. At least you can give credit to the author:

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/howto.html

Yesterday was International Talk Like a Pirate Day.

b.

"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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On Tue, 20 Sep 2005 08:35:30 -0700, wrote:

Shortwave Sportfishing wrote:
: They don?t call me Long John because my head is so big.

: You?re drinking a Salty Dog? How?d you like to try the real thing?

: Wanna shiver me timbers?

Sheesh. At least you can give credit to the author:

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/howto.html

Yesterday was International Talk Like a Pirate Day.

You are exactly correct - I don't know why I didn't as it's something
that I normally do.

My bad.



Aaaaaaarrrrrrgg....you must walk the plank matie!

*JimH* wrote:

: "Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
: ...
: On Tue, 20 Sep 2005 08:35:30 -0700, wrote:
:
:Shortwave Sportfishing wrote:
:: They don?t call me Long John because my head is so big.
:
:: You?re drinking a Salty Dog? How?d you like to try the real thing?
:
:: Wanna shiver me timbers?
:
:Sheesh. At least you can give credit to the author:
:
:http://www.talklikeapirate.com/howto.html
:
:Yesterday was International Talk Like a Pirate Day.
:
: You are exactly correct - I don't know why I didn't as it's something
: that I normally do.
:
: My bad.



: Aaaaaaarrrrrrgg....you must walk the plank matie!

Ahoy!!! We want yer wimmen and yer beer!!!

b.

Harry Krause wrote:
: Shortwave Sportfishing wrote:
: On Tue, 20 Sep 2005 08:35:30 -0700, wrote:
:
: Shortwave Sportfishing wrote:
: : They don?t call me Long John because my head is so big.
:
: : You?re drinking a Salty Dog? How?d you like to try the real thing?
:
: : Wanna shiver me timbers?
:
: Sheesh. At least you can give credit to the author:
:
: http://www.talklikeapirate.com/howto.html
:
: Yesterday was International Talk Like a Pirate Day.
:
: You are exactly correct - I don't know why I didn't as it's something
: that I normally do.
:
: My bad.


: Keelhaul him!

Make him drive a Bayliner!!!

:-^

b.

Around 9/20/2005 9:20 AM, Shortwave Sportfishing wrote:

On Tue, 20 Sep 2005 12:06:44 -0400, "*JimH*" wrote:


"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
. ..

On Tue, 20 Sep 2005 08:35:30 -0700, wrote:


Shortwave Sportfishing wrote:
: They don?t call me Long John because my head is so big.

: You?re drinking a Salty Dog? How?d you like to try the real thing?

: Wanna shiver me timbers?

Sheesh. At least you can give credit to the author:

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/howto.html

Yesterday was International Talk Like a Pirate Day.

You are exactly correct - I don't know why I didn't as it's something
that I normally do.

My bad.

Aaaaaaarrrrrrgg....you must walk the plank matie!


Nah - to easy.

Flogging - now that's the exactly the punishment needed in this
situation.

BEAT ME - BEAT ME...

Er...

Never mind.


"Oh, wicked, bad, naughty, evil Zoot!"

Fill in the rest of the quote yourself. :)

Arrr!

--
~/Garth - 1966 Glastron V-142 Skiflite: "Blue-Boat"
"There is nothing - absolutely nothing - half so much worth doing
as simply messing about in boats."
-Kenneth Grahame, The Wind in the Willows

On Mon, 19 Sep 2005 23:45:30 GMT, Shortwave Sportfishing
wrote:

They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big.


you just missed the annual 'speak like a pirate day'...

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