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"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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They don't call me Long John because my head is so big.

You're drinking a Salty Dog? How'd you like to try the real thing?

Wanna shiver me timbers?

I've sailed the seven seas, and you're the sleekest schooner I've ever
sighted.

Brwaack! Polly want a cracker? Oh, wait. That's for Talk Like a
PARROT Day.

That's the finest pirate booty I've ever laid eyes on.

Let's get together and haul some keel.

That's some treasure chest you've got there