In order to:

attract hordes of drunken siliconed
facelifted and botoxed bimbos in thong bikinis

and

make all other boat owners drool with envy...

I named my new Bayliner Sea Ray! If you take off the Bayliner stickers and
have some nice vinyl "Sea Ray" lettering made up you can fool all but the
most boat savvy snobs. You get most all of the envy and bimbos at much
less cost!

Rich