John H wrote in message
I've seen John; he couldn't get laid in a whorehouse if he had $200 cash
in his hand.

Hee, hee.

Harry, Harry, Harry, you doth tempt me to no end. I remain steadfast
in my absolute refusal to enjoin you in a name-calling match. (It's
*really* tempting though!)

John H

The only name he called you in the above statement was John. If you
have a problem with that, may I suggest that you quit using that as
your signature?