The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and
went to heaven.

At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and
your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out
with anyone you want in Heaven."

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with
God."

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. God
recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented
motorcycles?"

Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me..."

God commented: "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's
pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution, and can't run without a road?!"
Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me, but aren't
you the inventor of woman?"

God said, "Inventor? Well, in a way I guess so."

"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major
design flaws in your invention:

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion;
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much;
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;
5. And the maintenance costs are outrageous!!"

"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."

God went to his Celestial super-computer, typed in a few words and waited
for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.
"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, but
according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours

Three nuns die and go to heaven. St. Peter meets them at the Pearly Gates
and states:

"Before you can walk through the Pearly Gates of Heaven, you each have to
answer a biblical question."

Turning to the first nun, St. Peter says, "Your biblical question is, 'Who
was the first man on earth?'"

The nun replies, "Oh, that's easy! Adam!" Lightning flashes, thunder
rolls, the Pearly Gates open and the nun walks in.

Turning to the second nun, St. Peter says, "Your biblical question is, 'Who
was the first woman on earth?'"

The nun replies, "Oh, that's easy! Eve!" Lightning flashes, thunder rolls,
the Pearly Gates open and the nun walks in.

Turning to the third nun, St. Peter says, "Your biblical question is, 'What
were Eve's first words to Adam?'"

The nun replies, "Oh, that's hard..." Lightning flashes, thunder rolls, the
Pearly Gates open and the nun walks in.