Three nuns die and go to heaven. St. Peter meets them at the Pearly Gates
and states:

"Before you can walk through the Pearly Gates of Heaven, you each have to
answer a biblical question."

Turning to the first nun, St. Peter says, "Your biblical question is, 'Who
was the first man on earth?'"

The nun replies, "Oh, that's easy! Adam!" Lightning flashes, thunder
rolls, the Pearly Gates open and the nun walks in.

Turning to the second nun, St. Peter says, "Your biblical question is, 'Who
was the first woman on earth?'"

The nun replies, "Oh, that's easy! Eve!" Lightning flashes, thunder rolls,
the Pearly Gates open and the nun walks in.

Turning to the third nun, St. Peter says, "Your biblical question is, 'What
were Eve's first words to Adam?'"

The nun replies, "Oh, that's hard..." Lightning flashes, thunder rolls, the
Pearly Gates open and the nun walks in.