You should know krause,,, you are the humor provider around here. I mean you
claim to own every boat around, all this land,, where the deer and the
buffalo roam. You feed the critters daily and allow tourists to wonder
around your property, only taking photos and picnicking. Lol,,, you have a
rather large dock on the Chesapeake,, your sad existence with your third
wife, 20 years your junior, your own children have left you just as YOU
YOURSELF has said and you hold two union cards. Then you buy Japanese
products to save a dime and better your quality,,, lol,,, krause,, you are
the humor around here. What will you say next,,,,,,

It is a good thing your computer doesn't double as a lie detector machine,,
otherwise the city would be blowing fuses left and right,,, lol,,, oooo
my,,,, better bring on the meds again there krause,,, time for breakfast,,,
have her much up the toast again krause,,, put it in the blender and throw
in a few meds,,, another milkshake,,,











"HarryKrause" wrote in message
...
Franko wrote:
Three nuns die and go to heaven. St. Peter meets them at the Pearly
Gates
and states:

"Before you can walk through the Pearly Gates of Heaven, you each have to
answer a biblical question."

Turning to the first nun, St. Peter says, "Your biblical question is,
'Who
was the first man on earth?'"

The nun replies, "Oh, that's easy! Adam!" Lightning flashes, thunder
rolls, the Pearly Gates open and the nun walks in.

Turning to the second nun, St. Peter says, "Your biblical question is,
'Who
was the first woman on earth?'"

The nun replies, "Oh, that's easy! Eve!" Lightning flashes, thunder
rolls,
the Pearly Gates open and the nun walks in.

Turning to the third nun, St. Peter says, "Your biblical question is,
'What
were Eve's first words to Adam?'"

The nun replies, "Oh, that's hard..." Lightning flashes, thunder rolls,
the
Pearly Gates open and the nun walks in.



Well, that's a step up from what usually passes for humor in here.