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KMAN March 21st 05 03:33 AM

in article , Tinkerntom
at
wrote on 3/20/05 9:41 PM:


KMAN wrote:
in article
,
Tinkerntom
at
wrote on 3/20/05 6:48 PM:


KMAN wrote:
in article
,
Tinkerntom
at
wrote on 3/20/05 4:30 AM:

snip

Uh. I'm promoting a philanderer by having fun with your spelling
of
potato?


No, but the media at the time sure had fun at Dan's expense, and
used
it to promote BillyBob, without really checking out some of the
serious
allegations about the latter. And then they act surprised about
Monica.

Billy Bob was hardly the first president to mess around. If George

W
isn't,
it's probably only because he is so incredibly unappealing.

I don'tknow, Laura seems to like him OK!

But such is
how some enlightened elitist think and act. And so it would not
surprise me that the same enlightened elitist attitude would be
substituted for a meaningjul contribution on something as lame

as
the
RBP. TnT

Man, you jesus freaks sure ain't fun.

Oh, we can be fun, but I prefer when discussing substantive

issues
with
you, instead of my spelling, or for that matter yours, not

becoming
the
subject. Sp flames are not particularly interesting.

It wasn't a flame, Tinkerntom. Your are getting quite wound up on
this
angle, when clearly if you look back over our umpteen questions,

you
can't
make a case that I pick on your spelling. Had ANYONE made that
particular
spelling error, I could not have resisted a reference to the

potatoe
incident.

If it is critical
for the content of the discussion, then clarify for clarity sake,
otherwise figure it out. I have seen so many threads just break
down
into nit-picking ****ing contest.

Again, you are getting wound up over nothing.

I know that you are able to discuss issues in a mature and
thoughtful
manner.

I wasn't discussing an issue. I was having fun with a reference to
the
potatoe incident.

Ok, have your fun, just don't choke laughing, and then try to blame

it
one me!


???


I have gotten to know enough about you to know that you have
alot to contribute to a discussion, and that you have a

perspective
that is valuable for me to hear. It is distressing and annoying
when
you get picky and penny ante, and I am inclined to just ignore

you
as I
do a few others.

Tinkerntom, by all means if you feel that you need to ignore me,

go
ahead,
by why you would chose to do so on the basis of the potatoe joke

will
surely
be a huge mystery.

I do not desire to ignore you as I said, I come to appreciate your
constructive comments, and maybe I need your help with my spelling

as
well. :)


Okelydokely then.

Why do I feel like I just lost.


Now you have me confuse, how is it you just lost, what did you lose?


LOL. Humour. You have to consider the original threat.


There are times when we snipe at each other, and it can be fun,
from
the stand point that as we have gotten to know one another, we

know
each others hot buttons. Hopefully we do not do so to destroy the
other
person. I am sure that from your perspective of me going over the
edge,
while you are setting on your couch reading the dictionary, must
look
very humorous to a Martian checking out the local electronic

binary
data fields surrounding the Earth.

I don't think I even have a dictionary here, perhaps a scrabble
dictionary
somewhere. I don't use particular big words very often Tinkerntom.

Some of the quips are cute, clever, and funny, and then some are
mean,
nasty, and hurt. I would assume from what you have indicated

about
your
respect for mankind, that you would not intentionally hurt

another
human being. Why would you do it mentally, and then claim it was
fun.
See I've gotten to know you to well, and I actually don't think

you
are
such a bad guy!

Respectfully TnT

What are we talking about here? The potatoe spelling?

No, just what I said, I don't think that you are such bad guy!


High praise indeed. What would lead you to believe that I am a bad

guy in
the least?


We have had our trying moments! For which I apologize for any
unnecessary grief, not that it was all unnecessary.


OK, thanks, very kind of you, but I'm still curious about what would lead
you to believe that I am a bad guy.

I might
even be up your way sometimes, and would be glad to check out your
waterfront paddling realestate. TnT


OK, now I'm so frightened I might need to get some advice from

Scotty.*













































* This is a joke, Tinkerntom


He probably would tell you to get a gun, though that would really not
be necessary, me being the nice guy that I really am. But I don't want
you to be frightened, so if it makes you feel better, do whatever. TnT


Sigh. That was the idea of the joke, Tinkerntom. I made sure you would know
it was a joke so that you wouldn't think that I was seriously concerned
about you and thinking that I'd need a gun for protection. However, even
with the "*" and all, I failed!


KMAN March 21st 05 03:34 AM

in article , Tinkerntom
at
wrote on 3/20/05 9:49 PM:


KMAN wrote:
in article
,
Tinkerntom
at
wrote on 3/20/05 6:25 PM:


KMAN wrote:
in article
,
Tinkerntom
at
wrote on 3/20/05 4:38 AM:


Tinkerntom wrote:
KMAN wrote:
in article

,
Tinkerntom
at
wrote on 3/20/05 2:03 AM:


KMAN wrote:
in article
,
Tinkerntom
at
wrote on 3/19/05 3:17 AM:


KMAN wrote:
in article
,
Tinkerntom
at
wrote on 3/19/05 2:14 AM:


KMAN wrote:
in article
,
Tinkerntom
at
wrote on 3/19/05 1:44 AM:


KMAN wrote:
"Melissa" wrote

in
message
...
-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
Hash: RIPEMD160

Hi BCITORGB,

On 18 Mar 2005 09:05:14 -0800, you wrote:

Let me translate, into 'murcan: F*CK OFF!

Depending on context, the exact meaning of "sod off"

can
be
as
offensive as you describe, or as mild as a somewhat
annoyed
"go
away". Since I'm not prone to say things such as the
former,
even
when I'm *really* annoyed, my use of the phrase here

was
definitely
of the latter sort. Perhaps a bit "over the top" for
effect,
I
admit, and I suppose it could have been easily
misunderstood,
so
I
do
apologize if I've offended anyone *way too much*.
Besides,
I
only
mentioned the phrase in terms of trying to think up a
"tactful"
way
to say it! ;-)

- --
Melissa

You could try "get bent" but then in Tinkerntom's case,
he's
already
"around
the bend"...

OF course KMAN would know, he got there before I did!

TnT

I had to get a good seat to watch you go over the edge.

I guess I always figured you for the couch potatoe type!

Tnt

We need William Figueroa here to explain to Tinkerntom why

he
is
starting to
look as hebetudinous as he is crazy ;-)

Well, life is like a box of chocolates, you learn to make do
with
what
you got, or not! Not all of us are smart as you to use such
big
words,
must be from setting around reading the dictionary. TnT

Forget the big words, did you at least get the Figueroa
reference...and why
I made it?

The name Dan Quail rings a bell! I'm glad you are around two
make
sure
we don't all goe offf halfed cocked and spill a worrd witd

lesss
than
camplete accurracy now and then.

Humour, Tinkerntom. Humour.

I thought I was being humorous also, thanks for the compliment!

I am surre yu woold knot be able to
figur oot what else important is going on or been saide if

thar
wert a
sppeellen errorr. Some politicians carreers have fallen

because
of
a
simple misspelled word. Now for those who set around and read

a
dictionary all day for inspirational reading, cause they can't
figure
anything really significant to do than to be picky about other
folks
spelling errors

If I had just jumped into RPB and made a joke about your

spelling
abilities,
I'd have to agree with you. However, in light of the vast

amounts
of
your
verbiage that I have waded through on numerous occasions, you
might
be
getting a tad carried away with this angle.

Hey, you have asked questions that sometimes required an indepth
discussion. If you want to keep it simple, ask simple questions!


and can't make a positive constructive contribution to
an ongoing discussion, then it should not surprise you when

they
would
delight to bring down a decent and honorable man

Humble too!

I agree, he could have acted more humble, but then politicians
running
for high office aren't known for being humble, and the news

media
loves
to find a weak point, and never let it go. I am sure that if you
ask
Dan, how to spell patato now, he would be able to tell you. So
should
we ask him to be president now, that he knows how to spell

patato!


because of a spelling
error, in order to promote their own philanderer, and then

think
that
the philanderer is a asset to the country and the world.

Uh. I'm promoting a philanderer by having fun with your

spelling
of
potato?


No, but the media at the time sure had fun at Dan's expense, and
used
it to promote BillyBob, without really checking out some of the
serious
allegations about the latter. And then they act surprised about
Monica.

But such is
how some enlightened elitist think and act. And so it would

not
surprise me that the same enlightened elitist attitude would

be
substituted for a meaningjul contribution on something as lame
as
the
RBP. TnT

Man, you jesus freaks sure ain't fun.

Oh, we can be fun, but I prefer when discussing substantive

issues
with
you, instead of my spelling, or for that matter yours, not
becoming
the
subject. Sp flames are not particularly interesting. If it is
critical
for the content of the discussion, then clarify for clarity

sake,
otherwise figure it out. I have seen so many threads just break
down
into nit-picking ****ing contest.

I know that you are able to discuss issues in a mature and
thoughtful
manner. I have gotten to know enough about you to know that you
have
alot to contribute to a discussion, and that you have a
perspective
that is valuable for me to hear. It is distressing and annoying
when
you get picky and penny ante, and I am inclined to just ignore

you
as
I
do a few others.

There are times when we snipe at each other, and it can be fun,
from
the stand point that as we have gotten to know one another, we
know
each others hot buttons. Hopefully we do not do so to destroy

the
other
person. I am sure that from your perspective of me going over

the
edge,
while you are setting on your couch reading the dictionary, must
look
very humorous to a Martian checking out the local electronic
binary
data fields surrounding the Earth.

Some of the quips are cute, clever, and funny, and then some are
mean,
nasty, and hurt. I would assume from what you have indicated

about
your
respect for mankind, that you would not intentionally hurt

another
human being. Why would you do it mentally, and then claim it was
fun.
See I've gotten to know you to well, and I actually don't think
you
are
such a bad guy!

Respectfully TnT

Here is something funny, I was checking out my post, and I still
can't
spell "potato!" I wanted to warn you so that you don't choke on
patato,
laughing! TnT

Tinkerntom...

You make spelling mistakes all the time. I did not even notice -

nor
would I
care to remark upon - your patato typo. I just happened to find

the
"potatoe" spelling amusing because it brought to mind Danny Q.

Ok, and I admit that the mini-thread, preceding the Patatoe Crisis,

was
fun, and you in fact were continuing to be cute and clever in your
clarifying the proper spelling of potato, and reference to DQ.

Whose
quotes are pretty humorous to read in retrospect.

I should also know better than to try responding to a sideways

post, in
the middle of the night, after a long day of working on a broken

down
car. I broke a motor mount with collateral damage on the way home
Friday. I had thoughts of even getting to the lake this weekend,

and
that all changed in a loud bang and then some very nasty grinding
sounds.

So carry on, and I will try to watch my spelling a little closer,

so
that it does not cause you any unnecessary amusement! And you said

us
Jesus freaks aren't any fun! :) TnT


That's the most roundabout and diluted apology ever. You'd think a

man
filled with the love of god could do better!



Well, I learned from a master! I was going to save the real apology for
the middle of the night, where I would hide it in the middle of
something I am writing to frtzw. But if it makes you feel better, I
apologize for getting all wound up and jumping all over your sense of
humor, which actually was pretty on point and funny!


What can I say, you are strating to impress me, not because you apologize
(although when it comes to usenet you don't see it often) but because you
actually seem to understand what is happening in this instance.

I will work on my
spelling, and in particular being able to humble myself when I misspell
as I am inclined to do, and I appreciate and accept your help in
correcting critical speeling errors. TnT


Heh. Humour, right?


Tinkerntom March 21st 05 04:00 AM


KMAN wrote:
in article ,

Tinkerntom
at
wrote on 3/20/05 9:49 PM:


KMAN wrote:
in article
,
Tinkerntom
at
wrote on 3/20/05 6:25 PM:


KMAN wrote:
in article

,
Tinkerntom
at
wrote on 3/20/05 4:38 AM:


Tinkerntom wrote:
KMAN wrote:
in article

,
Tinkerntom
at
wrote on 3/20/05 2:03 AM:


KMAN wrote:
in article
,
Tinkerntom
at
wrote on 3/19/05 3:17 AM:


KMAN wrote:
in article
,
Tinkerntom
at
wrote on 3/19/05 2:14 AM:


KMAN wrote:
in article
,
Tinkerntom
at
wrote on 3/19/05 1:44 AM:


KMAN wrote:
"Melissa" wrote

in
message
...
-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
Hash: RIPEMD160

Hi BCITORGB,

On 18 Mar 2005 09:05:14 -0800, you wrote:

Let me translate, into 'murcan: F*CK OFF!

Depending on context, the exact meaning of "sod off"

can
be
as
offensive as you describe, or as mild as a somewhat
annoyed
"go
away". Since I'm not prone to say things such as

the
former,
even
when I'm *really* annoyed, my use of the phrase here

was
definitely
of the latter sort. Perhaps a bit "over the top"

for
effect,
I
admit, and I suppose it could have been easily
misunderstood,
so
I
do
apologize if I've offended anyone *way too much*.
Besides,
I
only
mentioned the phrase in terms of trying to think up

a
"tactful"
way
to say it! ;-)

- --
Melissa

You could try "get bent" but then in Tinkerntom's

case,
he's
already
"around
the bend"...

OF course KMAN would know, he got there before I did!

TnT

I had to get a good seat to watch you go over the edge.

I guess I always figured you for the couch potatoe type!

Tnt

We need William Figueroa here to explain to Tinkerntom

why
he
is
starting to
look as hebetudinous as he is crazy ;-)

Well, life is like a box of chocolates, you learn to make

do
with
what
you got, or not! Not all of us are smart as you to use

such
big
words,
must be from setting around reading the dictionary. TnT

Forget the big words, did you at least get the Figueroa
reference...and why
I made it?

The name Dan Quail rings a bell! I'm glad you are around two
make
sure
we don't all goe offf halfed cocked and spill a worrd witd

lesss
than
camplete accurracy now and then.

Humour, Tinkerntom. Humour.

I thought I was being humorous also, thanks for the

compliment!

I am surre yu woold knot be able to
figur oot what else important is going on or been saide if

thar
wert a
sppeellen errorr. Some politicians carreers have fallen

because
of
a
simple misspelled word. Now for those who set around and

read
a
dictionary all day for inspirational reading, cause they

can't
figure
anything really significant to do than to be picky about

other
folks
spelling errors

If I had just jumped into RPB and made a joke about your

spelling
abilities,
I'd have to agree with you. However, in light of the vast

amounts
of
your
verbiage that I have waded through on numerous occasions, you
might
be
getting a tad carried away with this angle.

Hey, you have asked questions that sometimes required an

indepth
discussion. If you want to keep it simple, ask simple

questions!


and can't make a positive constructive contribution to
an ongoing discussion, then it should not surprise you when

they
would
delight to bring down a decent and honorable man

Humble too!

I agree, he could have acted more humble, but then politicians
running
for high office aren't known for being humble, and the news

media
loves
to find a weak point, and never let it go. I am sure that if

you
ask
Dan, how to spell patato now, he would be able to tell you. So
should
we ask him to be president now, that he knows how to spell

patato!


because of a spelling
error, in order to promote their own philanderer, and then

think
that
the philanderer is a asset to the country and the world.

Uh. I'm promoting a philanderer by having fun with your

spelling
of
potato?


No, but the media at the time sure had fun at Dan's expense,

and
used
it to promote BillyBob, without really checking out some of

the
serious
allegations about the latter. And then they act surprised

about
Monica.

But such is
how some enlightened elitist think and act. And so it would

not
surprise me that the same enlightened elitist attitude would

be
substituted for a meaningjul contribution on something as

lame
as
the
RBP. TnT

Man, you jesus freaks sure ain't fun.

Oh, we can be fun, but I prefer when discussing substantive

issues
with
you, instead of my spelling, or for that matter yours, not
becoming
the
subject. Sp flames are not particularly interesting. If it is
critical
for the content of the discussion, then clarify for clarity

sake,
otherwise figure it out. I have seen so many threads just

break
down
into nit-picking ****ing contest.

I know that you are able to discuss issues in a mature and
thoughtful
manner. I have gotten to know enough about you to know that

you
have
alot to contribute to a discussion, and that you have a
perspective
that is valuable for me to hear. It is distressing and

annoying
when
you get picky and penny ante, and I am inclined to just ignore

you
as
I
do a few others.

There are times when we snipe at each other, and it can be

fun,
from
the stand point that as we have gotten to know one another, we
know
each others hot buttons. Hopefully we do not do so to destroy

the
other
person. I am sure that from your perspective of me going over

the
edge,
while you are setting on your couch reading the dictionary,

must
look
very humorous to a Martian checking out the local electronic
binary
data fields surrounding the Earth.

Some of the quips are cute, clever, and funny, and then some

are
mean,
nasty, and hurt. I would assume from what you have indicated

about
your
respect for mankind, that you would not intentionally hurt

another
human being. Why would you do it mentally, and then claim it

was
fun.
See I've gotten to know you to well, and I actually don't

think
you
are
such a bad guy!

Respectfully TnT

Here is something funny, I was checking out my post, and I

still
can't
spell "potato!" I wanted to warn you so that you don't choke on
patato,
laughing! TnT

Tinkerntom...

You make spelling mistakes all the time. I did not even notice -

nor
would I
care to remark upon - your patato typo. I just happened to find

the
"potatoe" spelling amusing because it brought to mind Danny Q.

Ok, and I admit that the mini-thread, preceding the Patatoe

Crisis,
was
fun, and you in fact were continuing to be cute and clever in

your
clarifying the proper spelling of potato, and reference to DQ.

Whose
quotes are pretty humorous to read in retrospect.

I should also know better than to try responding to a sideways

post, in
the middle of the night, after a long day of working on a broken

down
car. I broke a motor mount with collateral damage on the way home
Friday. I had thoughts of even getting to the lake this weekend,

and
that all changed in a loud bang and then some very nasty grinding
sounds.

So carry on, and I will try to watch my spelling a little closer,

so
that it does not cause you any unnecessary amusement! And you

said
us
Jesus freaks aren't any fun! :) TnT

That's the most roundabout and diluted apology ever. You'd think a

man
filled with the love of god could do better!



Well, I learned from a master! I was going to save the real apology

for
the middle of the night, where I would hide it in the middle of
something I am writing to frtzw. But if it makes you feel better, I
apologize for getting all wound up and jumping all over your sense

of
humor, which actually was pretty on point and funny!


What can I say, you are strating to impress me, not because you

apologize
(although when it comes to usenet you don't see it often) but because

you
actually seem to understand what is happening in this instance.

I will work on my
spelling, and in particular being able to humble myself when I

misspell
as I am inclined to do, and I appreciate and accept your help in
correcting critical speeling errors. TnT


Heh. Humour, right?


Yeah, I am strating to understand usenet humor! Right tNt


Tinkerntom March 23rd 05 01:27 PM


KMAN wrote:
in article ,

Tinkerntom
at
wrote on 3/20/05 9:41 PM:


KMAN wrote:
in article
,
Tinkerntom
at
wrote on 3/20/05 6:48 PM:


KMAN wrote:
in article
,
Tinkerntom
at
wrote on 3/20/05 4:30 AM:

snip

Uh. I'm promoting a philanderer by having fun with your

spelling
of
potato?


No, but the media at the time sure had fun at Dan's expense,

and
used
it to promote BillyBob, without really checking out some of the
serious
allegations about the latter. And then they act surprised about
Monica.

Billy Bob was hardly the first president to mess around. If

George
W
isn't,
it's probably only because he is so incredibly unappealing.

I don'tknow, Laura seems to like him OK!

But such is
how some enlightened elitist think and act. And so it would

not
surprise me that the same enlightened elitist attitude would

be
substituted for a meaningjul contribution on something as

lame
as
the
RBP. TnT

Man, you jesus freaks sure ain't fun.

Oh, we can be fun, but I prefer when discussing substantive

issues
with
you, instead of my spelling, or for that matter yours, not

becoming
the
subject. Sp flames are not particularly interesting.

It wasn't a flame, Tinkerntom. Your are getting quite wound up

on
this
angle, when clearly if you look back over our umpteen questions,

you
can't
make a case that I pick on your spelling. Had ANYONE made that
particular
spelling error, I could not have resisted a reference to the

potatoe
incident.

If it is critical
for the content of the discussion, then clarify for clarity

sake,
otherwise figure it out. I have seen so many threads just break
down
into nit-picking ****ing contest.

Again, you are getting wound up over nothing.

I know that you are able to discuss issues in a mature and
thoughtful
manner.

I wasn't discussing an issue. I was having fun with a reference

to
the
potatoe incident.

Ok, have your fun, just don't choke laughing, and then try to

blame
it
one me!

???


I have gotten to know enough about you to know that you have
alot to contribute to a discussion, and that you have a

perspective
that is valuable for me to hear. It is distressing and annoying
when
you get picky and penny ante, and I am inclined to just ignore

you
as I
do a few others.

Tinkerntom, by all means if you feel that you need to ignore me,

go
ahead,
by why you would chose to do so on the basis of the potatoe joke

will
surely
be a huge mystery.

I do not desire to ignore you as I said, I come to appreciate

your
constructive comments, and maybe I need your help with my

spelling
as
well. :)

Okelydokely then.

Why do I feel like I just lost.


Now you have me confuse, how is it you just lost, what did you

lose?

LOL. Humour. You have to consider the original threat.


I expect that is the problem with threads like this that get so long,
the original gets lost in the debris of the discussion. You see
something and comment on it, I see something else, and try to apply
your comment, and be both get lot. I agree that it does get humorous,
we just need to remember to laugh!


There are times when we snipe at each other, and it can be fun,
from
the stand point that as we have gotten to know one another, we

know
each others hot buttons. Hopefully we do not do so to destroy

the
other
person. I am sure that from your perspective of me going over

the
edge,
while you are setting on your couch reading the dictionary,

must
look
very humorous to a Martian checking out the local electronic

binary
data fields surrounding the Earth.

I don't think I even have a dictionary here, perhaps a scrabble
dictionary
somewhere. I don't use particular big words very often

Tinkerntom.

Some of the quips are cute, clever, and funny, and then some

are
mean,
nasty, and hurt. I would assume from what you have indicated

about
your
respect for mankind, that you would not intentionally hurt

another
human being. Why would you do it mentally, and then claim it

was
fun.
See I've gotten to know you to well, and I actually don't think

you
are
such a bad guy!

Respectfully TnT

What are we talking about here? The potatoe spelling?

No, just what I said, I don't think that you are such bad guy!

High praise indeed. What would lead you to believe that I am a bad

guy in
the least?


We have had our trying moments! For which I apologize for any
unnecessary grief, not that it was all unnecessary.


OK, thanks, very kind of you, but I'm still curious about what would

lead
you to believe that I am a bad guy.

Sometimes, well often, you come across as someone with to much time on
your hands, idle hands are the Devil's playground, The Devil is a bad
dude, sometimes you play the Devil's advocate and you are fair to
middlin' at it. :)


I might
even be up your way sometimes, and would be glad to check out

your
waterfront paddling realestate. TnT

OK, now I'm so frightened I might need to get some advice from

Scotty.*













































* This is a joke, Tinkerntom


He probably would tell you to get a gun, though that would really

not
be necessary, me being the nice guy that I really am. But I don't

want
you to be frightened, so if it makes you feel better, do whatever.

TnT

Sigh. That was the idea of the joke, Tinkerntom. I made sure you

would know
it was a joke so that you wouldn't think that I was seriously

concerned
about you and thinking that I'd need a gun for protection. However,

even
with the "*" and all, I failed!


Maybe, but I succeded, mine was a joke as well, and it went right by
you, as well. Zing TnT


KMAN March 23rd 05 02:45 PM


"Tinkerntom" wrote in message
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I do not desire to ignore you as I said, I come to appreciate

your
constructive comments, and maybe I need your help with my

spelling
as
well. :)

Okelydokely then.

Why do I feel like I just lost.

Now you have me confuse, how is it you just lost, what did you

lose?

LOL. Humour. You have to consider the original threat.


I expect that is the problem with threads like this that get so long,
the original gets lost in the debris of the discussion. You see
something and comment on it, I see something else, and try to apply
your comment, and be both get lot. I agree that it does get humorous,
we just need to remember to laugh!


The original threat was that you would ignore me.

Thus, when you announced that you did not desire to ignore me, there was (or
should have been) humour easily found in my comment that I felt that I had
lost.

OK, thanks, very kind of you, but I'm still curious about what would

lead
you to believe that I am a bad guy.

Sometimes, well often, you come across as someone with to much time on
your hands, idle hands are the Devil's playground, The Devil is a bad
dude, sometimes you play the Devil's advocate and you are fair to
middlin' at it. :)


Why do I come across as a guy with much time on my hands? And why didn't you
just inquire?

As I thought you were aware, I am the founder of a charitable organization
for people with intellectual disabilities and I work about 90 hours per
week. I duck into rec.boats.paddle for some light amusement and occasional
thought-provoking interaction.

I might
even be up your way sometimes, and would be glad to check out

your
waterfront paddling realestate. TnT

OK, now I'm so frightened I might need to get some advice from
Scotty.*













































* This is a joke, Tinkerntom

He probably would tell you to get a gun, though that would really

not
be necessary, me being the nice guy that I really am. But I don't

want
you to be frightened, so if it makes you feel better, do whatever.

TnT

Sigh. That was the idea of the joke, Tinkerntom. I made sure you

would know
it was a joke so that you wouldn't think that I was seriously

concerned
about you and thinking that I'd need a gun for protection. However,

even
with the "*" and all, I failed!


Maybe, but I succeded, mine was a joke as well, and it went right by
you, as well. Zing TnT


Hm. I had considered that it was a poorly constructed joke. The problem is
the ending. Well, the middle too. Maybe the beginning?



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I should also know better than to try responding to a sideways

post, in
the middle of the night, after a long day of working on a broken

down
car. I broke a motor mount with collateral damage on the way home
Friday. I had thoughts of even getting to the lake this weekend,

and
that all changed in a loud bang and then some very nasty grinding
sounds.


What kind of car did you break a mount in, that caused other

problems? I had
not broken one in many years after having an early 70s Chrysler that

ate
them for breakfast. Until recently, that is, when my wife's

Bonneville
(since traded for a Jeep) broke the front one. It had the same

problem as
that early Chrysler. There was no limiter to keep the rubber from
over-extending. On many others in between these 2 cars I noticed that

they
had a lip that would prevent over extension and then if the rubber

did break
it would prevent collateral damage by keeping the engine from moving

beyond
the limits of other components. I think the engineers either forget

the
lessons learned or they are so hard pressed to save money, space and

weight
that they make sacrifices. Rubber holding hundreds of ft/lbs of

torque in
place is a poor place to save a few ounces or cents. IMO

Ken


Dodge Grand Caravan, 3.3 L engine, Left side mount. The engine dropped
and moved to the right about 1.5 inches. the left side constant
velocity drive shaft pulled apart and self distructed.

I had a spare shaft that I put on, before I figured out about the motor
mount, and it lasted about 20 ft before coming apart as well. That's
when I began to figure there was something else wrong than a bad CV
joint. I am a fast learner!

When I got it all jacked up you could see the rear mount all dropped
down and pushed to the right. I figure the pop I heard at first, was
the mount breaking, then the grinding was the knuckle joint coming
apart. I hope I did not damage the tranny? TnT

Yeah, if you pulled one apart you were driving the opposite side shaft into
the tranny. Hopefully it has a bearing that can take the side load without
harm. You should know in the next 3k miles or so. Wish you luck. If they had
limiters built into the mount you would have just needed the mount.

Ken



Tinkerntom March 24th 05 01:59 AM


No Spam wrote:
"Tinkerntom" wrote in message
oups.com...

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"Tinkerntom" wrote in message
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I should also know better than to try responding to a sideways

post, in
the middle of the night, after a long day of working on a

broken
down
car. I broke a motor mount with collateral damage on the way

home
Friday. I had thoughts of even getting to the lake this

weekend,
and
that all changed in a loud bang and then some very nasty

grinding
sounds.

What kind of car did you break a mount in, that caused other

problems? I had
not broken one in many years after having an early 70s Chrysler

that
ate
them for breakfast. Until recently, that is, when my wife's

Bonneville
(since traded for a Jeep) broke the front one. It had the same

problem as
that early Chrysler. There was no limiter to keep the rubber from
over-extending. On many others in between these 2 cars I noticed

that
they
had a lip that would prevent over extension and then if the

rubber
did break
it would prevent collateral damage by keeping the engine from

moving
beyond
the limits of other components. I think the engineers either

forget
the
lessons learned or they are so hard pressed to save money, space

and
weight
that they make sacrifices. Rubber holding hundreds of ft/lbs of

torque in
place is a poor place to save a few ounces or cents. IMO

Ken


Dodge Grand Caravan, 3.3 L engine, Left side mount. The engine

dropped
and moved to the right about 1.5 inches. the left side constant
velocity drive shaft pulled apart and self distructed.

I had a spare shaft that I put on, before I figured out about the

motor
mount, and it lasted about 20 ft before coming apart as well.

That's
when I began to figure there was something else wrong than a bad CV
joint. I am a fast learner!

When I got it all jacked up you could see the rear mount all

dropped
down and pushed to the right. I figure the pop I heard at first,

was
the mount breaking, then the grinding was the knuckle joint coming
apart. I hope I did not damage the tranny? TnT

Yeah, if you pulled one apart you were driving the opposite side

shaft into
the tranny. Hopefully it has a bearing that can take the side load

without
harm. You should know in the next 3k miles or so. Wish you luck. If

they had
limiters built into the mount you would have just needed the mount.

Ken


Limiters, what a novel idea!!!! Well I got it all put back together,
replacing the left rail mount, left CV-Shaft, and everything ran fine
for about 10 miles, and then I heard the motor shift right, blew left
CV shaft again, and this time the power steering pulley hit the right
rail, blew apart the pulley and sepentine bolt.

Started talking to different mechanics, and come to find out this is a
fairly common problem. Talked to Dodge Dealership mechanic, who said,
"Yeah those AWD Caravan have this happen commonly, but there are not
enough of them for Dodge to re-engineer the mount."

So now I am replacing the pulley, belt, 4th Shaft, and re-engineering
the motor mount to include a limiter to stop the engine from twisting
to the right side.

Do you think I could get a job with Dodge? At least that way I would
get paid for doing all this work. Dodge says they get $800.00 for
replacing motor mounts + parts, which usually requires the CV shaft
replacement, and they recommend doing both sides, which adds another
$600.00 to the total. :) TnT


No Spam March 25th 05 12:00 AM


"Tinkerntom" wrote in message
oups.com...

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"Tinkerntom" wrote in message
oups.com...

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I should also know better than to try responding to a sideways
post, in
the middle of the night, after a long day of working on a

broken
down
car. I broke a motor mount with collateral damage on the way

home
Friday. I had thoughts of even getting to the lake this

weekend,
and
that all changed in a loud bang and then some very nasty

grinding
sounds.

What kind of car did you break a mount in, that caused other
problems? I had
not broken one in many years after having an early 70s Chrysler

that
ate
them for breakfast. Until recently, that is, when my wife's
Bonneville
(since traded for a Jeep) broke the front one. It had the same
problem as
that early Chrysler. There was no limiter to keep the rubber from
over-extending. On many others in between these 2 cars I noticed

that
they
had a lip that would prevent over extension and then if the

rubber
did break
it would prevent collateral damage by keeping the engine from

moving
beyond
the limits of other components. I think the engineers either

forget
the
lessons learned or they are so hard pressed to save money, space

and
weight
that they make sacrifices. Rubber holding hundreds of ft/lbs of
torque in
place is a poor place to save a few ounces or cents. IMO

Ken

Dodge Grand Caravan, 3.3 L engine, Left side mount. The engine

dropped
and moved to the right about 1.5 inches. the left side constant
velocity drive shaft pulled apart and self distructed.

I had a spare shaft that I put on, before I figured out about the

motor
mount, and it lasted about 20 ft before coming apart as well.

That's
when I began to figure there was something else wrong than a bad CV
joint. I am a fast learner!

When I got it all jacked up you could see the rear mount all

dropped
down and pushed to the right. I figure the pop I heard at first,

was
the mount breaking, then the grinding was the knuckle joint coming
apart. I hope I did not damage the tranny? TnT

Yeah, if you pulled one apart you were driving the opposite side

shaft into
the tranny. Hopefully it has a bearing that can take the side load

without
harm. You should know in the next 3k miles or so. Wish you luck. If

they had
limiters built into the mount you would have just needed the mount.

Ken


Limiters, what a novel idea!!!! Well I got it all put back together,
replacing the left rail mount, left CV-Shaft, and everything ran fine
for about 10 miles, and then I heard the motor shift right, blew left
CV shaft again, and this time the power steering pulley hit the right
rail, blew apart the pulley and sepentine bolt.

Started talking to different mechanics, and come to find out this is a
fairly common problem. Talked to Dodge Dealership mechanic, who said,
"Yeah those AWD Caravan have this happen commonly, but there are not
enough of them for Dodge to re-engineer the mount."

So now I am replacing the pulley, belt, 4th Shaft, and re-engineering
the motor mount to include a limiter to stop the engine from twisting
to the right side.

Do you think I could get a job with Dodge? At least that way I would
get paid for doing all this work. Dodge says they get $800.00 for
replacing motor mounts + parts, which usually requires the CV shaft
replacement, and they recommend doing both sides, which adds another
$600.00 to the total. :) TnT

It is certainly a shame that they have learned nothing in 30 some years. In
my 72 Dodge I made the limiter out of tow chain. One end under the engine
bolt and the other end under the frame bolt. Just enough slack to keep
vibration from being transferred to the frame. Now you can get webbing from
most speed shops (at least ones that serve the real racing crowd) and use
that in the same way. It is high tech fabric that resists heat and wear.
Racers use the stuff to hold their engines in and I believe the off road
racers also control how far the axle can move downward.

Ken



Tinkerntom March 25th 05 04:05 AM


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"Tinkerntom" wrote in message
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I should also know better than to try responding to a

sideways
post, in
the middle of the night, after a long day of working on a

broken
down
car. I broke a motor mount with collateral damage on the

way
home
Friday. I had thoughts of even getting to the lake this

weekend,
and
that all changed in a loud bang and then some very nasty

grinding
sounds.

What kind of car did you break a mount in, that caused other
problems? I had
not broken one in many years after having an early 70s

Chrysler
that
ate
them for breakfast. Until recently, that is, when my wife's
Bonneville
(since traded for a Jeep) broke the front one. It had the

same
problem as
that early Chrysler. There was no limiter to keep the rubber

from
over-extending. On many others in between these 2 cars I

noticed
that
they
had a lip that would prevent over extension and then if the

rubber
did break
it would prevent collateral damage by keeping the engine from

moving
beyond
the limits of other components. I think the engineers either

forget
the
lessons learned or they are so hard pressed to save money,

space
and
weight
that they make sacrifices. Rubber holding hundreds of ft/lbs

of
torque in
place is a poor place to save a few ounces or cents. IMO

Ken

Dodge Grand Caravan, 3.3 L engine, Left side mount. The engine

dropped
and moved to the right about 1.5 inches. the left side constant
velocity drive shaft pulled apart and self distructed.

I had a spare shaft that I put on, before I figured out about

the
motor
mount, and it lasted about 20 ft before coming apart as well.

That's
when I began to figure there was something else wrong than a

bad CV
joint. I am a fast learner!

When I got it all jacked up you could see the rear mount all

dropped
down and pushed to the right. I figure the pop I heard at

first,
was
the mount breaking, then the grinding was the knuckle joint

coming
apart. I hope I did not damage the tranny? TnT

Yeah, if you pulled one apart you were driving the opposite side

shaft into
the tranny. Hopefully it has a bearing that can take the side

load
without
harm. You should know in the next 3k miles or so. Wish you luck.

If
they had
limiters built into the mount you would have just needed the

mount.

Ken


Limiters, what a novel idea!!!! Well I got it all put back

together,
replacing the left rail mount, left CV-Shaft, and everything ran

fine
for about 10 miles, and then I heard the motor shift right, blew

left
CV shaft again, and this time the power steering pulley hit the

right
rail, blew apart the pulley and sepentine bolt.

Started talking to different mechanics, and come to find out this

is a
fairly common problem. Talked to Dodge Dealership mechanic, who

said,
"Yeah those AWD Caravan have this happen commonly, but there are

not
enough of them for Dodge to re-engineer the mount."

So now I am replacing the pulley, belt, 4th Shaft, and

re-engineering
the motor mount to include a limiter to stop the engine from

twisting
to the right side.

Do you think I could get a job with Dodge? At least that way I

would
get paid for doing all this work. Dodge says they get $800.00 for
replacing motor mounts + parts, which usually requires the CV shaft
replacement, and they recommend doing both sides, which adds

another
$600.00 to the total. :) TnT

It is certainly a shame that they have learned nothing in 30 some

years. In
my 72 Dodge I made the limiter out of tow chain. One end under the

engine
bolt and the other end under the frame bolt. Just enough slack to

keep
vibration from being transferred to the frame. Now you can get

webbing from
most speed shops (at least ones that serve the real racing crowd) and

use
that in the same way. It is high tech fabric that resists heat and

wear.
Racers use the stuff to hold their engines in and I believe the off

road
racers also control how far the axle can move downward.

Ken


Short chain sounds good! I got most of it back together today, except
for the power steering pump, Pep Boys sold me the wrong pulley, so I
wiil just replace the whole pump. Got to thinking that the smack could
have damaged the pump anyway, so be my luck the way things are going,
the pump would fail about a week from now. So I think I would just as
well save myself the double duty. Some fun never stops. :) TnT


No Spam March 26th 05 12:41 AM


"Tinkerntom" wrote in message
oups.com...

No Spam wrote:
"Tinkerntom" wrote in message
oups.com...

No Spam wrote:
"Tinkerntom" wrote in message
oups.com...

No Spam wrote:
"Tinkerntom" wrote in message
oups.com...
Snip

I should also know better than to try responding to a

sideways
post, in
the middle of the night, after a long day of working on a
broken
down
car. I broke a motor mount with collateral damage on the

way
home
Friday. I had thoughts of even getting to the lake this
weekend,
and
that all changed in a loud bang and then some very nasty
grinding
sounds.

What kind of car did you break a mount in, that caused other
problems? I had
not broken one in many years after having an early 70s

Chrysler
that
ate
them for breakfast. Until recently, that is, when my wife's
Bonneville
(since traded for a Jeep) broke the front one. It had the

same
problem as
that early Chrysler. There was no limiter to keep the rubber

from
over-extending. On many others in between these 2 cars I

noticed
that
they
had a lip that would prevent over extension and then if the
rubber
did break
it would prevent collateral damage by keeping the engine from
moving
beyond
the limits of other components. I think the engineers either
forget
the
lessons learned or they are so hard pressed to save money,

space
and
weight
that they make sacrifices. Rubber holding hundreds of ft/lbs

of
torque in
place is a poor place to save a few ounces or cents. IMO

Ken

Dodge Grand Caravan, 3.3 L engine, Left side mount. The engine
dropped
and moved to the right about 1.5 inches. the left side constant
velocity drive shaft pulled apart and self distructed.

I had a spare shaft that I put on, before I figured out about

the
motor
mount, and it lasted about 20 ft before coming apart as well.
That's
when I began to figure there was something else wrong than a

bad CV
joint. I am a fast learner!

When I got it all jacked up you could see the rear mount all
dropped
down and pushed to the right. I figure the pop I heard at

first,
was
the mount breaking, then the grinding was the knuckle joint

coming
apart. I hope I did not damage the tranny? TnT

Yeah, if you pulled one apart you were driving the opposite side
shaft into
the tranny. Hopefully it has a bearing that can take the side

load
without
harm. You should know in the next 3k miles or so. Wish you luck.

If
they had
limiters built into the mount you would have just needed the

mount.

Ken

Limiters, what a novel idea!!!! Well I got it all put back

together,
replacing the left rail mount, left CV-Shaft, and everything ran

fine
for about 10 miles, and then I heard the motor shift right, blew

left
CV shaft again, and this time the power steering pulley hit the

right
rail, blew apart the pulley and sepentine bolt.

Started talking to different mechanics, and come to find out this

is a
fairly common problem. Talked to Dodge Dealership mechanic, who

said,
"Yeah those AWD Caravan have this happen commonly, but there are

not
enough of them for Dodge to re-engineer the mount."

So now I am replacing the pulley, belt, 4th Shaft, and

re-engineering
the motor mount to include a limiter to stop the engine from

twisting
to the right side.

Do you think I could get a job with Dodge? At least that way I

would
get paid for doing all this work. Dodge says they get $800.00 for
replacing motor mounts + parts, which usually requires the CV shaft
replacement, and they recommend doing both sides, which adds

another
$600.00 to the total. :) TnT

It is certainly a shame that they have learned nothing in 30 some

years. In
my 72 Dodge I made the limiter out of tow chain. One end under the

engine
bolt and the other end under the frame bolt. Just enough slack to

keep
vibration from being transferred to the frame. Now you can get

webbing from
most speed shops (at least ones that serve the real racing crowd) and

use
that in the same way. It is high tech fabric that resists heat and

wear.
Racers use the stuff to hold their engines in and I believe the off

road
racers also control how far the axle can move downward.

Ken


Short chain sounds good! I got most of it back together today, except
for the power steering pump, Pep Boys sold me the wrong pulley, so I
wiil just replace the whole pump. Got to thinking that the smack could
have damaged the pump anyway, so be my luck the way things are going,
the pump would fail about a week from now. So I think I would just as
well save myself the double duty. Some fun never stops. :) TnT

I never broke the mount again after I put the chain in. No matter how much
torque you put on the engine, the rubber of the mount was only pulled until
the slack in the chain took up and kept the rubber from being torn off.
Ken




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