Did I dispute that I've posted under those names? NO
Are you far off course? YES
Can't figure it out, JoeTechnician? NO
Need help, JoeTechnician? YES (he's dumbfounded!)

Hint: the names have been changed to protect the innocent....

I could care less about your "real" name.
You *have* posted under the OnLanier, JimDandy, and now Basskisser ID's.

You should really print them all out and bring them with you to counseling.