"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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On Mon, 08 Nov 2004 17:30:38 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:


"Harry Krause" wrote in message
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Gould 0738 wrote:
I was reading this book about early North American exploration. It
said
that the a portion of the French priests that came over to convert
the
Native Americans did so with the belief that they were the lost tribe
of
Israel.

Could have been. The indigenous population of the Americas resulted
from
a
mixture of people from various parts of the world for many hundreds,
if
not
thousands,
of years before the Columbian expeditions.

The original missionary priests in the Mississippi vallley reported
discovering
native tribes with blue and hazel eyes, and fair skin. In New
England,
three
British missionaries were about to be burned at the stake. Two were
English,
the third had
grown up speaking Welsh as a child. As the Native Americans were
geting
ready
to
light off the pyres, the Welsh missionary began calling out to God in
his
childhood language. Many of the words were so similar to the language
used by
the tribe that had captured these missionaries that some of the
captors
understood that he was calling out, in a dialect of *their own
language*
to a
powerful spirit for help. The missionaries were released unharmed, as
a
result
of this amazing "sign".

There are literally scores of similar accounts, those are the two I
remember
most easily.


Don't forget Blazing Saddles, in which the Indian chief spoke Yiddish.

Every child born in America should be sent home with a copy of that
movie.

```````````````````````````
"I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump
around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots."
```````````````````````````
"Qualifications?

Rape, murder, arson, and rape.

You said rape twice.

I like rape."
``````````````````````````````
"I got it.

What?

Let's kill every first born male child in Rock Ridge.

Nah, too Jewish."


`````````````````````````````````````````````````` ``````````````````````````
`````````````````
"What do you want me to do sir?

I want you to round up ever vicious criminal and gun slinger in the
west. Take this down. I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty
hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits,
vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers,
buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes,
train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, ****-kickers and
Methodists."

`````````````````````````````````````````````````` ``````````````````````````
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"Now if that don't beat all. Here we take the good time and trouble to
slaughter every last Indian in the West, and for what? So we can
appoint a sheriff that's blacker than any Indian. I AM depressed.

Excuse me, Mr. Taggart, sir, but I sure do hate to see you like this.
What if me and the boys was to shoot that ****** dead? Would that pep
you up some?

That might help . . ."
`````````````````````````````````````````````
"I got it. I got it.

You do?

We'll work up a "Number 6" on 'em.

Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one...

Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a whampin' and whompin'
every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the
women folks, of course.

You spare the women?

NAW. We rape the **** out of them at the Number 6 Dance later on.

Marvelous."
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So what do you think - third grade, fourth grade home work
assignment? :)

Later,

Tom

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Nah....age 15 or so would be about right. My son and his friends understand
where this kind of crap fits into culture. Until then, the DVD would be
hidden, in the same way you usually don't tell kids about the savings bonds
grandma bought them when they were 3 years old. :-)