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Bank absurdity
On 4/20/20 6:52 PM, wrote:
On Mon, 20 Apr 2020 16:57:38 -0400, "Mr. Luddite" wrote: On 4/20/2020 3:21 PM, wrote: I went to the bank and the teller line is closed, you have to use the drive through so instead of being able to do a social distanced transaction at the counter they want me to bring a virus infected document carrier into my car, handle it on my lap and add whatever viruses I might have. Then you send it back into the bank to infect the teller and then out to the next victim. I kept driving. These people have lost their minds. At my bank they have a sign requesting that any transactions under $10,000 be done at the drive through. They are not necessarily trying to protect you. They are trying to protect their employees. They deal with many different customers all day long. You only had to deal with them once. That document carrier sees all of the customers. Mrs.E. and I had to get something notarized this morning. We all wore gloves and masks. Kinda felt funny walking into a bank with a mask on though. :-) A lot of banks and liquor stores wouldn't let you in with a mask or even hats and sunglasses. They look at the robbery videos too. Up here they have signs on their doors saying no admission without a mask. -- MAGA - Manipulating America's Gullible Assholes |
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#3
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Bank absurdity
Keyser Soze Wrote in message:
On 4/20/20 6:52 PM, wrote: On Mon, 20 Apr 2020 16:57:38 -0400, "Mr. Luddite" wrote: On 4/20/2020 3:21 PM, wrote: I went to the bank and the teller line is closed, you have to use the drive through so instead of being able to do a social distanced transaction at the counter they want me to bring a virus infected document carrier into my car, handle it on my lap and add whatever viruses I might have. Then you send it back into the bank to infect the teller and then out to the next victim. I kept driving. These people have lost their minds. At my bank they have a sign requesting that any transactions under $10,000 be done at the drive through. They are not necessarily trying to protect you. They are trying to protect their employees. They deal with many different customers all day long. You only had to deal with them once. That document carrier sees all of the customers. Mrs.E. and I had to get something notarized this morning. We all wore gloves and masks. Kinda felt funny walking into a bank with a mask on though. :-) A lot of banks and liquor stores wouldn't let you in with a mask or even hats and sunglasses. They look at the robbery videos too. Up here they have signs on their doors saying no admission without a mask.-- MAGA - Manipulating America's Gullible Assholes They should have signs saying "Fat Harry Keep out unless you are making a payment" -- .. ----Android NewsGroup Reader---- http://usenet.sinaapp.com/ |
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#4
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Bank absurdity
On Mon, 20 Apr 2020 19:03:42 -0400 (EDT), Justan Ohlphart wrote:
Keyser Soze Wrote in message: On 4/20/20 6:52 PM, wrote: On Mon, 20 Apr 2020 16:57:38 -0400, "Mr. Luddite" wrote: On 4/20/2020 3:21 PM, wrote: I went to the bank and the teller line is closed, you have to use the drive through so instead of being able to do a social distanced transaction at the counter they want me to bring a virus infected document carrier into my car, handle it on my lap and add whatever viruses I might have. Then you send it back into the bank to infect the teller and then out to the next victim. I kept driving. These people have lost their minds. At my bank they have a sign requesting that any transactions under $10,000 be done at the drive through. They are not necessarily trying to protect you. They are trying to protect their employees. They deal with many different customers all day long. You only had to deal with them once. That document carrier sees all of the customers. Mrs.E. and I had to get something notarized this morning. We all wore gloves and masks. Kinda felt funny walking into a bank with a mask on though. :-) A lot of banks and liquor stores wouldn't let you in with a mask or even hats and sunglasses. They look at the robbery videos too. Up here they have signs on their doors saying no admission without a mask.-- MAGA - Manipulating America's Gullible Assholes They should have signs saying "Fat Harry Keep out unless you are making a payment" You reckon these guys had the sign? Mariner Finance, LLC vs. Harry Krause -- Freedom Isn't Free! |
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#5
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Bank absurdity
On Mon, 20 Apr 2020 18:55:52 -0400, Keyser Soze
wrote: On 4/20/20 6:52 PM, wrote: On Mon, 20 Apr 2020 16:57:38 -0400, "Mr. Luddite" wrote: On 4/20/2020 3:21 PM, wrote: I went to the bank and the teller line is closed, you have to use the drive through so instead of being able to do a social distanced transaction at the counter they want me to bring a virus infected document carrier into my car, handle it on my lap and add whatever viruses I might have. Then you send it back into the bank to infect the teller and then out to the next victim. I kept driving. These people have lost their minds. At my bank they have a sign requesting that any transactions under $10,000 be done at the drive through. They are not necessarily trying to protect you. They are trying to protect their employees. They deal with many different customers all day long. You only had to deal with them once. That document carrier sees all of the customers. Mrs.E. and I had to get something notarized this morning. We all wore gloves and masks. Kinda felt funny walking into a bank with a mask on though. :-) A lot of banks and liquor stores wouldn't let you in with a mask or even hats and sunglasses. They look at the robbery videos too. Up here they have signs on their doors saying no admission without a mask. Those boys had masks in their pockets last year. |
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#6
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Bank absurdity
On 4/20/2020 6:52 PM, wrote:
On Mon, 20 Apr 2020 16:57:38 -0400, "Mr. Luddite" wrote: On 4/20/2020 3:21 PM, wrote: I went to the bank and the teller line is closed, you have to use the drive through so instead of being able to do a social distanced transaction at the counter they want me to bring a virus infected document carrier into my car, handle it on my lap and add whatever viruses I might have. Then you send it back into the bank to infect the teller and then out to the next victim. I kept driving. These people have lost their minds. At my bank they have a sign requesting that any transactions under $10,000 be done at the drive through. They are not necessarily trying to protect you. They are trying to protect their employees. They deal with many different customers all day long. You only had to deal with them once. That document carrier sees all of the customers. Mrs.E. and I had to get something notarized this morning. We all wore gloves and masks. Kinda felt funny walking into a bank with a mask on though. :-) A lot of banks and liquor stores wouldn't let you in with a mask or even hats and sunglasses. They look at the robbery videos too. I don't know about a "lot of banks". All I know is that at the bank we visited this morning all the tellers, all the staff and all the customers were wearing masks and gloves and the floors had six foot markers in tape for "social distancing". But you are correct. Under normal circumstances they prefer that you remove ball caps and sunglasses. -- This email has been checked for viruses by AVG. https://www.avg.com |
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#7
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Bank absurdity
On Mon, 20 Apr 2020 19:17:35 -0400, "Mr. Luddite"
wrote: On 4/20/2020 6:52 PM, wrote: On Mon, 20 Apr 2020 16:57:38 -0400, "Mr. Luddite" wrote: On 4/20/2020 3:21 PM, wrote: I went to the bank and the teller line is closed, you have to use the drive through so instead of being able to do a social distanced transaction at the counter they want me to bring a virus infected document carrier into my car, handle it on my lap and add whatever viruses I might have. Then you send it back into the bank to infect the teller and then out to the next victim. I kept driving. These people have lost their minds. At my bank they have a sign requesting that any transactions under $10,000 be done at the drive through. They are not necessarily trying to protect you. They are trying to protect their employees. They deal with many different customers all day long. You only had to deal with them once. That document carrier sees all of the customers. Mrs.E. and I had to get something notarized this morning. We all wore gloves and masks. Kinda felt funny walking into a bank with a mask on though. :-) A lot of banks and liquor stores wouldn't let you in with a mask or even hats and sunglasses. They look at the robbery videos too. I don't know about a "lot of banks". All I know is that at the bank we visited this morning all the tellers, all the staff and all the customers were wearing masks and gloves and the floors had six foot markers in tape for "social distancing". But you are correct. Under normal circumstances they prefer that you remove ball caps and sunglasses. They seemed to solve the problem. You have to rob them at the drive through. |
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