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Bank absurdity
I went to the bank and the teller line is closed, you have to use the
drive through so instead of being able to do a social distanced transaction at the counter they want me to bring a virus infected document carrier into my car, handle it on my lap and add whatever viruses I might have. Then you send it back into the bank to infect the teller and then out to the next victim. I kept driving. These people have lost their minds. |
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#3
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On 4/20/2020 3:36 PM, John wrote:
On Mon, 20 Apr 2020 15:21:26 -0400, wrote: I went to the bank and the teller line is closed, you have to use the drive through so instead of being able to do a social distanced transaction at the counter they want me to bring a virus infected document carrier into my car, handle it on my lap and add whatever viruses I might have. Then you send it back into the bank to infect the teller and then out to the next victim. I kept driving. These people have lost their minds. Use your computer. It's much more convenient and won't spread the virus. Just don't lick your monitor! But then Greg would probably have to upgrade from his 1200 Baud dial-up modem. :-) -- This email has been checked for viruses by AVG. https://www.avg.com |
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#4
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Bank absurdity
On Mon, 20 Apr 2020 16:59:37 -0400, "Mr. Luddite" wrote:
On 4/20/2020 3:36 PM, John wrote: On Mon, 20 Apr 2020 15:21:26 -0400, wrote: I went to the bank and the teller line is closed, you have to use the drive through so instead of being able to do a social distanced transaction at the counter they want me to bring a virus infected document carrier into my car, handle it on my lap and add whatever viruses I might have. Then you send it back into the bank to infect the teller and then out to the next victim. I kept driving. These people have lost their minds. Use your computer. It's much more convenient and won't spread the virus. Just don't lick your monitor! But then Greg would probably have to upgrade from his 1200 Baud dial-up modem. :-) LOL! -- Freedom Isn't Free! |
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#5
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Bank absurdity
On 4/20/20 4:59 PM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 4/20/2020 3:36 PM, John wrote: On Mon, 20 Apr 2020 15:21:26 -0400, wrote: I went to the bank and the teller line is closed, you have to use the drive through so instead of being able to do a social distanced transaction at the counter they want me to bring a virus infected document carrier into my car, handle it on my lap and add whatever viruses I might have. Then you send it back into the bank to infect the teller and then out to the next victim. I kept driving. These people have lost their minds. Use your computer. It's much more convenient and won't spread the virus. Just don't lick your monitor! But then Greg would probably have to upgrade from his 1200 Baud dial-up modem. :-) When did he upgrade from 300 bps? -- MAGA - Manipulating America's Gullible Assholes |
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#6
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Bank absurdity
On Mon, 20 Apr 2020 16:59:37 -0400, "Mr. Luddite"
wrote: On 4/20/2020 3:36 PM, John wrote: On Mon, 20 Apr 2020 15:21:26 -0400, wrote: I went to the bank and the teller line is closed, you have to use the drive through so instead of being able to do a social distanced transaction at the counter they want me to bring a virus infected document carrier into my car, handle it on my lap and add whatever viruses I might have. Then you send it back into the bank to infect the teller and then out to the next victim. I kept driving. These people have lost their minds. Use your computer. It's much more convenient and won't spread the virus. Just don't lick your monitor! But then Greg would probably have to upgrade from his 1200 Baud dial-up modem. :-) The strange thing is, if you turned off graphics in your browser, it should run pretty fast. ATMs ran on 2400 BPS modems and the lag was processing, not data transmission. I have spent way more time than I like to think about looking at ATM data streams. The bank loop wasn't particularly fast either and it was handling a bunch of teller stations. Banking is basically text until you start sending check images. If I am just doing this usenet stuff, it is hard to tell if I am on dial up or broadband. |
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#8
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Bank absurdity
On Tue, 21 Apr 2020 13:45:47 -0400, B wrote:
In article , says... On Mon, 20 Apr 2020 16:59:37 -0400, "Mr. Luddite" wrote: On 4/20/2020 3:36 PM, John wrote: On Mon, 20 Apr 2020 15:21:26 -0400, wrote: I went to the bank and the teller line is closed, you have to use the drive through so instead of being able to do a social distanced transaction at the counter they want me to bring a virus infected document carrier into my car, handle it on my lap and add whatever viruses I might have. Then you send it back into the bank to infect the teller and then out to the next victim. I kept driving. These people have lost their minds. Use your computer. It's much more convenient and won't spread the virus. Just don't lick your monitor! But then Greg would probably have to upgrade from his 1200 Baud dial-up modem. :-) The strange thing is, if you turned off graphics in your browser, it should run pretty fast. ATMs ran on 2400 BPS modems and the lag was processing, not data transmission. I have spent way more time than I like to think about looking at ATM data streams. The bank loop wasn't particularly fast either and it was handling a bunch of teller stations. Banking is basically text until you start sending check images. If I am just doing this usenet stuff, it is hard to tell if I am on dial up or broadband. Don't you remember Stand-In transacitons when the back end computers were not as fast as they are now? Are you talking about "no host"? |
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#9
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Bank absurdity
On Mon, 20 Apr 2020 15:36:50 -0400, John wrote:
On Mon, 20 Apr 2020 15:21:26 -0400, wrote: I went to the bank and the teller line is closed, you have to use the drive through so instead of being able to do a social distanced transaction at the counter they want me to bring a virus infected document carrier into my car, handle it on my lap and add whatever viruses I might have. Then you send it back into the bank to infect the teller and then out to the next victim. I kept driving. These people have lost their minds. Use your computer. It's much more convenient and won't spread the virus. Just don't lick your monitor! Can they notarize a document on line? How about changing the people who sign on the account? I didn't go there to see if my check was deposited. (not even the same bank) |
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#10
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Bank absurdity
On 4/20/2020 6:49 PM, wrote:
On Mon, 20 Apr 2020 15:36:50 -0400, John wrote: On Mon, 20 Apr 2020 15:21:26 -0400, wrote: I went to the bank and the teller line is closed, you have to use the drive through so instead of being able to do a social distanced transaction at the counter they want me to bring a virus infected document carrier into my car, handle it on my lap and add whatever viruses I might have. Then you send it back into the bank to infect the teller and then out to the next victim. I kept driving. These people have lost their minds. Use your computer. It's much more convenient and won't spread the virus. Just don't lick your monitor! Can they notarize a document on line? How about changing the people who sign on the account? I didn't go there to see if my check was deposited. (not even the same bank) How many times do you need to notarize something? Me? Twice in the past 6 years. How many times do you change people on your account? Me? Never. I'd get shot by Mrs.E. How many times do I use on-line banking? Several times a week ... sometimes several times a day. -- This email has been checked for viruses by AVG. https://www.avg.com |
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