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I woke up and my dog was laying on the back patio covered in dirt with a rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit was not bloody, just dirty. My neighbor's kids raise rabbits and I instantly knew it was one of theirs. So, I took the rabbit away from my dog, rushed inside, and washed all the dirt off it before my neighbors could come home. It was stiff but I heard some animals play dead when they are afraid but I couldn't remember which ones. I took it and placed it back in one of the cages in their back yard then Irushed back home. Not 30 minutes later I heard my neighbors screaming so I went out and asked them what's wrong? They tell me their rabbit died three days ago and they buried it but now it's back in the cage. -- This email has been checked for viruses by AVG. https://www.avg.com |
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Mr. Luddite wrote:
I woke up and my dog was laying on the back patio covered in dirt with a rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit was not bloody, just dirty. My neighbor's kids raise rabbits and I instantly knew it was one of theirs. So, I took the rabbit away from my dog, rushed inside, and washed all the dirt off it before my neighbors could come home. It was stiff but I heard some animals play dead when they are afraid but I couldn't remember which ones. I took it and placed it back in one of the cages in their back yard then Irushed back home. Not 30 minutes later I heard my neighbors screaming so I went out and asked them what's wrong? They tell me their rabbit died three days ago and they buried it but now it's back in the cage. That is Hysterical!!! |
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On Thursday, April 2, 2020 at 6:22:12 PM UTC-4, Mr. Luddite wrote:
I woke up and my dog was laying on the back patio covered in dirt with a rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit was not bloody, just dirty. My neighbor's kids raise rabbits and I instantly knew it was one of theirs. So, I took the rabbit away from my dog, rushed inside, and washed all the dirt off it before my neighbors could come home. It was stiff but I heard some animals play dead when they are afraid but I couldn't remember which ones. I took it and placed it back in one of the cages in their back yard then Irushed back home. Not 30 minutes later I heard my neighbors screaming so I went out and asked them what's wrong? They tell me their rabbit died three days ago and they buried it but now it's back in the cage. -- This email has been checked for viruses by AVG. https://www.avg.com O. M. G. That is too funny. Heh. |
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On Thu, 2 Apr 2020 18:22:06 -0400, "Mr. Luddite"
wrote: I woke up and my dog was laying on the back patio covered in dirt with a rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit was not bloody, just dirty. My neighbor's kids raise rabbits and I instantly knew it was one of theirs. So, I took the rabbit away from my dog, rushed inside, and washed all the dirt off it before my neighbors could come home. It was stiff but I heard some animals play dead when they are afraid but I couldn't remember which ones. I took it and placed it back in one of the cages in their back yard then Irushed back home. Not 30 minutes later I heard my neighbors screaming so I went out and asked them what's wrong? They tell me their rabbit died three days ago and they buried it but now it's back in the cage. .... Just in time for Easter. |
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On Thu, 2 Apr 2020 18:22:06 -0400, "Mr. Luddite" wrote:
I woke up and my dog was laying on the back patio covered in dirt with a rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit was not bloody, just dirty. My neighbor's kids raise rabbits and I instantly knew it was one of theirs. So, I took the rabbit away from my dog, rushed inside, and washed all the dirt off it before my neighbors could come home. It was stiff but I heard some animals play dead when they are afraid but I couldn't remember which ones. I took it and placed it back in one of the cages in their back yard then Irushed back home. Not 30 minutes later I heard my neighbors screaming so I went out and asked them what's wrong? They tell me their rabbit died three days ago and they buried it but now it's back in the cage. That is an "Oh ****!" moment! Funny. So what did you do? -- Freedom Isn't Free! |
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