I think your shutting it down prematurely. Reason why- I just read this....

"Well, the little North Korean Fatboy with a Bad haircut keeps all the snowflakes wetting their pants in fear. However, never fear:

Tim Cook and Mark Zuckerberg just announced a new joint venture. A new App is being developed for your iPhone which will monitor your radiation exposure. When the maximum number of rads has been absorbed by you, it will automatically post a status update on your Facebook page. When your heartbeat is no longer detected, it will automatically close your account, and register you as a democrat for the 2020 election."