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Keyser Söze June 6th 16 04:28 PM

Today's Chuckle...
 

Chlamydia outbreak hits abstinence-only Texas high school, making
officials rethink sex ed
BY Meg Wagner
NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
Wednesday, May 6, 2015, 10:56 AM


An abstinence-only high school in a tiny Texas town is battling a
colossal chlamydia epidemic.

District officials are rethinking their approach to sex education after
20 of Crane High School’s 300 students tested positive for the sexually
transmitted disease.

The U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention called the outbreak
a health issue at “epidemic proportions,” KFOR reported.

Crane Independent School District officials met Monday to discuss
possible updates to the high school’s conservative sex education program.

“We do have an abstinence curriculum, and that evidently ain’t working,”
superintendent Jim Rumage told the TV station. “We need to do all we
can, although it’s the parents’ responsibility to educate their kids on
sexual education.”

However, Rumage defended the current teachings to the San Antonio
Express-News.

“If kids are not having any sexual activity, they can’t get this
disease,” he said. “That’s not a bad program.”

Any changes must be approved by the school board at a May 19 meeting.



"If the kids are not having any sexual activity..."

But, they are. Abstinence "ain't working."

What a surprise.



Poquito Loco June 6th 16 04:49 PM

Today's Chuckle...
 
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 11:28:02 -0400, Keyser Sze wrote:
....more Krausescheie

Wayne.B June 6th 16 05:08 PM

Today's Chuckle...
 
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 11:28:02 -0400, Keyser Sze wrote:

"If the kids are not having any sexual activity..."

But, they are. Abstinence "ain't working."

What a surprise.


===

I'd guess that it's working very well for you.

Keyser Söze June 6th 16 05:16 PM

Today's Chuckle...
 
On 6/6/16 12:08 PM, Wayne.B wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 11:28:02 -0400, Keyser Sze wrote:

"If the kids are not having any sexual activity..."

But, they are. Abstinence "ain't working."

What a surprise.


===

I'd guess that it's working very well for you.


You're projecting. All my pieces and parts, even my once broken wrist,
are in working order.

Poquito Loco June 6th 16 06:09 PM

Today's Chuckle...
 
On Monday, June 6, 2016 at 11:28:04 AM UTC-4, Keyser Söze wrote:
Chlamydia outbreak hits abstinence-only Texas high school, making
officials rethink sex ed
BY Meg Wagner
NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
Wednesday, May 6, 2015, 10:56 AM


An abstinence-only high school in a tiny Texas town is battling a
colossal chlamydia epidemic.

District officials are rethinking their approach to sex education after
20 of Crane High School’s 300 students tested positive for the sexually
transmitted disease.

The U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention called the outbreak
a health issue at “epidemic proportions,” KFOR reported.

Crane Independent School District officials met Monday to discuss
possible updates to the high school’s conservative sex education program.

“We do have an abstinence curriculum, and that evidently ain’t working,”
superintendent Jim Rumage told the TV station. “We need to do all we
can, although it’s the parents’ responsibility to educate their kids on
sexual education.”

However, Rumage defended the current teachings to the San Antonio
Express-News.

“If kids are not having any sexual activity, they can’t get this
disease,” he said. “That’s not a bad program.”

Any changes must be approved by the school board at a May 19 meeting.



"If the kids are not having any sexual activity..."

But, they are. Abstinence "ain't working."

What a surprise.


That's more total ignorance on your part. Abstinence most certainly works.

Keyser Söze June 6th 16 06:12 PM

Today's Chuckle...
 
On 6/6/16 1:09 PM, Poquito Loco wrote:
On Monday, June 6, 2016 at 11:28:04 AM UTC-4, Keyser Söze wrote:
Chlamydia outbreak hits abstinence-only Texas high school, making
officials rethink sex ed
BY Meg Wagner
NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
Wednesday, May 6, 2015, 10:56 AM


An abstinence-only high school in a tiny Texas town is battling a
colossal chlamydia epidemic.

District officials are rethinking their approach to sex education after
20 of Crane High School’s 300 students tested positive for the sexually
transmitted disease.

The U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention called the outbreak
a health issue at “epidemic proportions,” KFOR reported.

Crane Independent School District officials met Monday to discuss
possible updates to the high school’s conservative sex education program.

“We do have an abstinence curriculum, and that evidently ain’t working,”
superintendent Jim Rumage told the TV station. “We need to do all we
can, although it’s the parents’ responsibility to educate their kids on
sexual education.”

However, Rumage defended the current teachings to the San Antonio
Express-News.

“If kids are not having any sexual activity, they can’t get this
disease,” he said. “That’s not a bad program.”

Any changes must be approved by the school board at a May 19 meeting.



"If the kids are not having any sexual activity..."

But, they are. Abstinence "ain't working."

What a surprise.


That's more total ignorance on your part. Abstinence most certainly works.



D'oh, that's not what the super meant. D'oh.

[email protected] June 6th 16 06:37 PM

Today's Chuckle...
 
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 11:28:02 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

District officials are rethinking their approach to sex education after
20 of Crane High School’s 300 students tested positive for the sexually
transmitted disease.


You are the only person I know who celebrates disease. I bet you are
down right giddy over the Zika virus

Poquito Loco June 6th 16 06:57 PM

Today's Chuckle...
 
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 13:12:05 -0400, Keyser Sze wrote:

On 6/6/16 1:09 PM, Poquito Loco wrote:
On Monday, June 6, 2016 at 11:28:04 AM UTC-4, Keyser Sze wrote:
Chlamydia outbreak hits abstinence-only Texas high school, making
officials rethink sex ed
BY Meg Wagner
NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
Wednesday, May 6, 2015, 10:56 AM


An abstinence-only high school in a tiny Texas town is battling a
colossal chlamydia epidemic.

District officials are rethinking their approach to sex education after
20 of Crane High Schools 300 students tested positive for the sexually
transmitted disease.

The U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention called the outbreak
a health issue at epidemic proportions, KFOR reported.

Crane Independent School District officials met Monday to discuss
possible updates to the high schools conservative sex education program.

We do have an abstinence curriculum, and that evidently aint working,
superintendent Jim Rumage told the TV station. We need to do all we
can, although its the parents responsibility to educate their kids on
sexual education.

However, Rumage defended the current teachings to the San Antonio
Express-News.

If kids are not having any sexual activity, they cant get this
disease, he said. Thats not a bad program.

Any changes must be approved by the school board at a May 19 meeting.



"If the kids are not having any sexual activity..."

But, they are. Abstinence "ain't working."

What a surprise.


That's more total ignorance on your part. Abstinence most certainly works.



D'oh, that's not what the super meant. D'oh.


D'oh, you said, "Abstinence "ain't working"."

You were again showing your total ignorance.

Wayne.B June 6th 16 07:15 PM

Today's Chuckle...
 
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 10:09:36 -0700 (PDT), Poquito Loco
wrote:

On Monday, June 6, 2016 at 11:28:04 AM UTC-4, Keyser Sze wrote:
Chlamydia outbreak hits abstinence-only Texas high school, making
officials rethink sex ed
BY Meg Wagner
NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
Wednesday, May 6, 2015, 10:56 AM


An abstinence-only high school in a tiny Texas town is battling a
colossal chlamydia epidemic.

District officials are rethinking their approach to sex education after
20 of Crane High Schools 300 students tested positive for the sexually
transmitted disease.

The U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention called the outbreak
a health issue at epidemic proportions, KFOR reported.

Crane Independent School District officials met Monday to discuss
possible updates to the high schools conservative sex education program.

We do have an abstinence curriculum, and that evidently aint working,
superintendent Jim Rumage told the TV station. We need to do all we
can, although its the parents responsibility to educate their kids on
sexual education.

However, Rumage defended the current teachings to the San Antonio
Express-News.

If kids are not having any sexual activity, they cant get this
disease, he said. Thats not a bad program.

Any changes must be approved by the school board at a May 19 meeting.



"If the kids are not having any sexual activity..."

But, they are. Abstinence "ain't working."

What a surprise.


That's more total ignorance on your part. Abstinence most certainly works.


===

Abstinence makes the fart go honda. (to paraphrase an old, bad joke)

http://www.medical-jokes.com/every-time-i-fart-it-sounds-like-the-word-honda/

Poquito Loco June 6th 16 07:23 PM

Today's Chuckle...
 
On Mon, 06 Jun 2016 14:15:20 -0400, Wayne.B wrote:

On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 10:09:36 -0700 (PDT), Poquito Loco
wrote:

On Monday, June 6, 2016 at 11:28:04 AM UTC-4, Keyser Sze wrote:
Chlamydia outbreak hits abstinence-only Texas high school, making
officials rethink sex ed
BY Meg Wagner
NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
Wednesday, May 6, 2015, 10:56 AM


An abstinence-only high school in a tiny Texas town is battling a
colossal chlamydia epidemic.

District officials are rethinking their approach to sex education after
20 of Crane High Schools 300 students tested positive for the sexually
transmitted disease.

The U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention called the outbreak
a health issue at epidemic proportions, KFOR reported.

Crane Independent School District officials met Monday to discuss
possible updates to the high schools conservative sex education program.

We do have an abstinence curriculum, and that evidently aint working,
superintendent Jim Rumage told the TV station. We need to do all we
can, although its the parents responsibility to educate their kids on
sexual education.

However, Rumage defended the current teachings to the San Antonio
Express-News.

If kids are not having any sexual activity, they cant get this
disease, he said. Thats not a bad program.

Any changes must be approved by the school board at a May 19 meeting.



"If the kids are not having any sexual activity..."

But, they are. Abstinence "ain't working."

What a surprise.


That's more total ignorance on your part. Abstinence most certainly works.


===

Abstinence makes the fart go honda. (to paraphrase an old, bad joke)

http://www.medical-jokes.com/every-time-i-fart-it-sounds-like-the-word-honda/


Cute! I'll have to abstain for a week and see if that works.


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