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Keyser Söze June 6th 16 04:28 PM

Today's Chuckle...
 

Chlamydia outbreak hits abstinence-only Texas high school, making
officials rethink sex ed
BY Meg Wagner
NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
Wednesday, May 6, 2015, 10:56 AM


An abstinence-only high school in a tiny Texas town is battling a
colossal chlamydia epidemic.

District officials are rethinking their approach to sex education after
20 of Crane High School’s 300 students tested positive for the sexually
transmitted disease.

The U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention called the outbreak
a health issue at “epidemic proportions,” KFOR reported.

Crane Independent School District officials met Monday to discuss
possible updates to the high school’s conservative sex education program.

“We do have an abstinence curriculum, and that evidently ain’t working,”
superintendent Jim Rumage told the TV station. “We need to do all we
can, although it’s the parents’ responsibility to educate their kids on
sexual education.”

However, Rumage defended the current teachings to the San Antonio
Express-News.

“If kids are not having any sexual activity, they can’t get this
disease,” he said. “That’s not a bad program.”

Any changes must be approved by the school board at a May 19 meeting.



"If the kids are not having any sexual activity..."

But, they are. Abstinence "ain't working."

What a surprise.



Poquito Loco June 6th 16 04:49 PM

Today's Chuckle...
 
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 11:28:02 -0400, Keyser Sze wrote:
....more Krausescheie

Wayne.B June 6th 16 05:08 PM

Today's Chuckle...
 
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 11:28:02 -0400, Keyser Sze wrote:

"If the kids are not having any sexual activity..."

But, they are. Abstinence "ain't working."

What a surprise.


===

I'd guess that it's working very well for you.

Keyser Söze June 6th 16 05:16 PM

Today's Chuckle...
 
On 6/6/16 12:08 PM, Wayne.B wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 11:28:02 -0400, Keyser Sze wrote:

"If the kids are not having any sexual activity..."

But, they are. Abstinence "ain't working."

What a surprise.


===

I'd guess that it's working very well for you.


You're projecting. All my pieces and parts, even my once broken wrist,
are in working order.

Poquito Loco June 6th 16 06:09 PM

Today's Chuckle...
 
On Monday, June 6, 2016 at 11:28:04 AM UTC-4, Keyser Söze wrote:
Chlamydia outbreak hits abstinence-only Texas high school, making
officials rethink sex ed
BY Meg Wagner
NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
Wednesday, May 6, 2015, 10:56 AM


An abstinence-only high school in a tiny Texas town is battling a
colossal chlamydia epidemic.

District officials are rethinking their approach to sex education after
20 of Crane High School’s 300 students tested positive for the sexually
transmitted disease.

The U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention called the outbreak
a health issue at “epidemic proportions,” KFOR reported.

Crane Independent School District officials met Monday to discuss
possible updates to the high school’s conservative sex education program.

“We do have an abstinence curriculum, and that evidently ain’t working,”
superintendent Jim Rumage told the TV station. “We need to do all we
can, although it’s the parents’ responsibility to educate their kids on
sexual education.”

However, Rumage defended the current teachings to the San Antonio
Express-News.

“If kids are not having any sexual activity, they can’t get this
disease,” he said. “That’s not a bad program.”

Any changes must be approved by the school board at a May 19 meeting.



"If the kids are not having any sexual activity..."

But, they are. Abstinence "ain't working."

What a surprise.


That's more total ignorance on your part. Abstinence most certainly works.

Keyser Söze June 6th 16 06:12 PM

Today's Chuckle...
 
On 6/6/16 1:09 PM, Poquito Loco wrote:
On Monday, June 6, 2016 at 11:28:04 AM UTC-4, Keyser Söze wrote:
Chlamydia outbreak hits abstinence-only Texas high school, making
officials rethink sex ed
BY Meg Wagner
NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
Wednesday, May 6, 2015, 10:56 AM


An abstinence-only high school in a tiny Texas town is battling a
colossal chlamydia epidemic.

District officials are rethinking their approach to sex education after
20 of Crane High School’s 300 students tested positive for the sexually
transmitted disease.

The U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention called the outbreak
a health issue at “epidemic proportions,” KFOR reported.

Crane Independent School District officials met Monday to discuss
possible updates to the high school’s conservative sex education program.

“We do have an abstinence curriculum, and that evidently ain’t working,”
superintendent Jim Rumage told the TV station. “We need to do all we
can, although it’s the parents’ responsibility to educate their kids on
sexual education.”

However, Rumage defended the current teachings to the San Antonio
Express-News.

“If kids are not having any sexual activity, they can’t get this
disease,” he said. “That’s not a bad program.”

Any changes must be approved by the school board at a May 19 meeting.



"If the kids are not having any sexual activity..."

But, they are. Abstinence "ain't working."

What a surprise.


That's more total ignorance on your part. Abstinence most certainly works.



D'oh, that's not what the super meant. D'oh.

[email protected] June 6th 16 06:37 PM

Today's Chuckle...
 
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 11:28:02 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

District officials are rethinking their approach to sex education after
20 of Crane High School’s 300 students tested positive for the sexually
transmitted disease.


You are the only person I know who celebrates disease. I bet you are
down right giddy over the Zika virus

Poquito Loco June 6th 16 06:57 PM

Today's Chuckle...
 
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 13:12:05 -0400, Keyser Sze wrote:

On 6/6/16 1:09 PM, Poquito Loco wrote:
On Monday, June 6, 2016 at 11:28:04 AM UTC-4, Keyser Sze wrote:
Chlamydia outbreak hits abstinence-only Texas high school, making
officials rethink sex ed
BY Meg Wagner
NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
Wednesday, May 6, 2015, 10:56 AM


An abstinence-only high school in a tiny Texas town is battling a
colossal chlamydia epidemic.

District officials are rethinking their approach to sex education after
20 of Crane High Schools 300 students tested positive for the sexually
transmitted disease.

The U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention called the outbreak
a health issue at epidemic proportions, KFOR reported.

Crane Independent School District officials met Monday to discuss
possible updates to the high schools conservative sex education program.

We do have an abstinence curriculum, and that evidently aint working,
superintendent Jim Rumage told the TV station. We need to do all we
can, although its the parents responsibility to educate their kids on
sexual education.

However, Rumage defended the current teachings to the San Antonio
Express-News.

If kids are not having any sexual activity, they cant get this
disease, he said. Thats not a bad program.

Any changes must be approved by the school board at a May 19 meeting.



"If the kids are not having any sexual activity..."

But, they are. Abstinence "ain't working."

What a surprise.


That's more total ignorance on your part. Abstinence most certainly works.



D'oh, that's not what the super meant. D'oh.


D'oh, you said, "Abstinence "ain't working"."

You were again showing your total ignorance.

Wayne.B June 6th 16 07:15 PM

Today's Chuckle...
 
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 10:09:36 -0700 (PDT), Poquito Loco
wrote:

On Monday, June 6, 2016 at 11:28:04 AM UTC-4, Keyser Sze wrote:
Chlamydia outbreak hits abstinence-only Texas high school, making
officials rethink sex ed
BY Meg Wagner
NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
Wednesday, May 6, 2015, 10:56 AM


An abstinence-only high school in a tiny Texas town is battling a
colossal chlamydia epidemic.

District officials are rethinking their approach to sex education after
20 of Crane High Schools 300 students tested positive for the sexually
transmitted disease.

The U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention called the outbreak
a health issue at epidemic proportions, KFOR reported.

Crane Independent School District officials met Monday to discuss
possible updates to the high schools conservative sex education program.

We do have an abstinence curriculum, and that evidently aint working,
superintendent Jim Rumage told the TV station. We need to do all we
can, although its the parents responsibility to educate their kids on
sexual education.

However, Rumage defended the current teachings to the San Antonio
Express-News.

If kids are not having any sexual activity, they cant get this
disease, he said. Thats not a bad program.

Any changes must be approved by the school board at a May 19 meeting.



"If the kids are not having any sexual activity..."

But, they are. Abstinence "ain't working."

What a surprise.


That's more total ignorance on your part. Abstinence most certainly works.


===

Abstinence makes the fart go honda. (to paraphrase an old, bad joke)

http://www.medical-jokes.com/every-time-i-fart-it-sounds-like-the-word-honda/

Poquito Loco June 6th 16 07:23 PM

Today's Chuckle...
 
On Mon, 06 Jun 2016 14:15:20 -0400, Wayne.B wrote:

On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 10:09:36 -0700 (PDT), Poquito Loco
wrote:

On Monday, June 6, 2016 at 11:28:04 AM UTC-4, Keyser Sze wrote:
Chlamydia outbreak hits abstinence-only Texas high school, making
officials rethink sex ed
BY Meg Wagner
NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
Wednesday, May 6, 2015, 10:56 AM


An abstinence-only high school in a tiny Texas town is battling a
colossal chlamydia epidemic.

District officials are rethinking their approach to sex education after
20 of Crane High Schools 300 students tested positive for the sexually
transmitted disease.

The U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention called the outbreak
a health issue at epidemic proportions, KFOR reported.

Crane Independent School District officials met Monday to discuss
possible updates to the high schools conservative sex education program.

We do have an abstinence curriculum, and that evidently aint working,
superintendent Jim Rumage told the TV station. We need to do all we
can, although its the parents responsibility to educate their kids on
sexual education.

However, Rumage defended the current teachings to the San Antonio
Express-News.

If kids are not having any sexual activity, they cant get this
disease, he said. Thats not a bad program.

Any changes must be approved by the school board at a May 19 meeting.



"If the kids are not having any sexual activity..."

But, they are. Abstinence "ain't working."

What a surprise.


That's more total ignorance on your part. Abstinence most certainly works.


===

Abstinence makes the fart go honda. (to paraphrase an old, bad joke)

http://www.medical-jokes.com/every-time-i-fart-it-sounds-like-the-word-honda/


Cute! I'll have to abstain for a week and see if that works.

Keyser Söze June 6th 16 08:36 PM

Today's Chuckle...
 
On 6/6/16 1:37 PM, wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 11:28:02 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

District officials are rethinking their approach to sex education after
20 of Crane High School’s 300 students tested positive for the sexually
transmitted disease.


You are the only person I know who celebrates disease. I bet you are
down right giddy over the Zika virus


I'm "giddy" over the never ending efforts of right-wingers to control
the sexuality of teen-agers. What they should have done in that school
is teach kids about safe sex and birth control.

Justan Olphart[_2_] June 6th 16 08:37 PM

Today's Chuckle...
 
On 6/6/2016 11:28 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:

Chlamydia outbreak hits abstinence-only Texas high school, making
officials rethink sex ed
BY Meg Wagner
NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
Wednesday, May 6, 2015, 10:56 AM


An abstinence-only high school in a tiny Texas town is battling a
colossal chlamydia epidemic.

District officials are rethinking their approach to sex education after
20 of Crane High School’s 300 students tested positive for the sexually
transmitted disease.

The U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention called the outbreak
a health issue at “epidemic proportions,” KFOR reported.

Crane Independent School District officials met Monday to discuss
possible updates to the high school’s conservative sex education program.

“We do have an abstinence curriculum, and that evidently ain’t working,”
superintendent Jim Rumage told the TV station. “We need to do all we
can, although it’s the parents’ responsibility to educate their kids on
sexual education.”

However, Rumage defended the current teachings to the San Antonio
Express-News.

“If kids are not having any sexual activity, they can’t get this
disease,” he said. “That’s not a bad program.”

Any changes must be approved by the school board at a May 19 meeting.



"If the kids are not having any sexual activity..."

But, they are. Abstinence "ain't working."

What a surprise.


Cross pollination. It should come as no surprise that parents are
passing on their morals and ethics onto their kids. Your moral and
ethical fibers are worn so thin we can see right through you. And you're
not alone.

Justan Olphart[_2_] June 6th 16 08:39 PM

Today's Chuckle...
 
On 6/6/2016 12:16 PM, Keyser Sze wrote:
On 6/6/16 12:08 PM, Wayne.B wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 11:28:02 -0400, Keyser Sze wrote:

"If the kids are not having any sexual activity..."

But, they are. Abstinence "ain't working."

What a surprise.


===

I'd guess that it's working very well for you.


You're projecting. All my pieces and parts, even my once broken wrist,
are in working order.


Firing blanks?

Justan Olphart[_2_] June 6th 16 08:47 PM

Today's Chuckle...
 
On 6/6/2016 3:36 PM, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 6/6/16 1:37 PM, wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 11:28:02 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

District officials are rethinking their approach to sex education after
20 of Crane High School’s 300 students tested positive for the sexually
transmitted disease.


You are the only person I know who celebrates disease. I bet you are
down right giddy over the Zika virus


I'm "giddy" over the never ending efforts of right-wingers to control
the sexuality of teen-agers. What they should have done in that school
is teach kids about safe sex and birth control.


Teach em about cross pollination. The smart ones will figure out the rest.

Keyser Söze June 6th 16 08:47 PM

Today's Chuckle...
 
On 6/6/16 3:39 PM, Justan Olphart wrote:
On 6/6/2016 12:16 PM, Keyser Sze wrote:
On 6/6/16 12:08 PM, Wayne.B wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 11:28:02 -0400, Keyser Sze wrote:

"If the kids are not having any sexual activity..."

But, they are. Abstinence "ain't working."

What a surprise.

===

I'd guess that it's working very well for you.


You're projecting. All my pieces and parts, even my once broken wrist,
are in working order.


Firing blanks?



Yup. Got snipped decades ago.

[email protected] June 6th 16 09:24 PM

Today's Chuckle...
 
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 15:36:59 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 6/6/16 1:37 PM, wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 11:28:02 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

District officials are rethinking their approach to sex education after
20 of Crane High School’s 300 students tested positive for the sexually
transmitted disease.


You are the only person I know who celebrates disease. I bet you are
down right giddy over the Zika virus


I'm "giddy" over the never ending efforts of right-wingers to control
the sexuality of teen-agers. What they should have done in that school
is teach kids about safe sex and birth control.


Birth control does not control VD. It says so right on the box

Wayne.B June 6th 16 09:37 PM

Today's Chuckle...
 
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 15:47:53 -0400, Keyser Sze wrote:

On 6/6/16 3:39 PM, Justan Olphart wrote:
On 6/6/2016 12:16 PM, Keyser Sze wrote:
On 6/6/16 12:08 PM, Wayne.B wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 11:28:02 -0400, Keyser Sze wrote:

"If the kids are not having any sexual activity..."

But, they are. Abstinence "ain't working."

What a surprise.

===

I'd guess that it's working very well for you.


You're projecting. All my pieces and parts, even my once broken wrist,
are in working order.


Firing blanks?



Yup. Got snipped decades ago.


===

He broke his wrist excercising his other parts.

Keyser Söze June 6th 16 09:53 PM

Today's Chuckle...
 
wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 15:36:59 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 6/6/16 1:37 PM, wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 11:28:02 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

District officials are rethinking their approach to sex education after
20 of Crane High School’s 300 students tested positive for the sexually
transmitted disease.

You are the only person I know who celebrates disease. I bet you are
down right giddy over the Zika virus


I'm "giddy" over the never ending efforts of right-wingers to control
the sexuality of teen-agers. What they should have done in that school
is teach kids about safe sex and birth control.


Birth control does not control VD. It says so right on the box


"...safe sex and birth control." D'oh.

--
Sent from my iPhone 6+

Poquito Loco June 6th 16 10:07 PM

Today's Chuckle...
 
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 16:53:04 -0400, Keyser Sze wrote:

wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 15:36:59 -0400, Keyser Sze wrote:

On 6/6/16 1:37 PM, wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 11:28:02 -0400, Keyser Sze wrote:

District officials are rethinking their approach to sex education after
20 of Crane High Schools 300 students tested positive for the sexually
transmitted disease.

You are the only person I know who celebrates disease. I bet you are
down right giddy over the Zika virus


I'm "giddy" over the never ending efforts of right-wingers to control
the sexuality of teen-agers. What they should have done in that school
is teach kids about safe sex and birth control.


Birth control does not control VD. It says so right on the box


"...safe sex and birth control." D'oh.


Having your continuous postings of Krausescheie shoved down your throat must be tiresome.

Why not just stop?

And, you call others coward and pussy because they won't provide you with the information you so
desperately seek...yet you're acting like a chicken**** about your owls. How are they doing?

[email protected] June 6th 16 10:17 PM

Today's Chuckle...
 
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 16:53:04 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 15:36:59 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 6/6/16 1:37 PM, wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 11:28:02 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

District officials are rethinking their approach to sex education after
20 of Crane High School’s 300 students tested positive for the sexually
transmitted disease.

You are the only person I know who celebrates disease. I bet you are
down right giddy over the Zika virus


I'm "giddy" over the never ending efforts of right-wingers to control
the sexuality of teen-agers. What they should have done in that school
is teach kids about safe sex and birth control.


Birth control does not control VD. It says so right on the box


"...safe sex and birth control." D'oh.


Yeah, because that is working so well in the Northern cities.
Nobody would even write a story of STDs and unwed pregnancy in DC
because that is just the way it is. I guess the promotion of
"protected safe sex" is not working that well either

Keyser Söze June 6th 16 10:24 PM

Today's Chuckle...
 
On 6/6/16 4:37 PM, Wayne.B wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 15:47:53 -0400, Keyser Sze wrote:

On 6/6/16 3:39 PM, Justan Olphart wrote:
On 6/6/2016 12:16 PM, Keyser Sze wrote:
On 6/6/16 12:08 PM, Wayne.B wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 11:28:02 -0400, Keyser Sze wrote:

"If the kids are not having any sexual activity..."

But, they are. Abstinence "ain't working."

What a surprise.

===

I'd guess that it's working very well for you.


You're projecting. All my pieces and parts, even my once broken wrist,
are in working order.

Firing blanks?



Yup. Got snipped decades ago.


===

He broke his wrist excercising his other parts.


This from an old fart whose nether parts left on the last stage to the
left coast?

Keyser Söze June 6th 16 10:27 PM

Today's Chuckle...
 
On 6/6/16 5:17 PM, wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 16:53:04 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 15:36:59 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 6/6/16 1:37 PM,
wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 11:28:02 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

District officials are rethinking their approach to sex education after
20 of Crane High School’s 300 students tested positive for the sexually
transmitted disease.

You are the only person I know who celebrates disease. I bet you are
down right giddy over the Zika virus


I'm "giddy" over the never ending efforts of right-wingers to control
the sexuality of teen-agers. What they should have done in that school
is teach kids about safe sex and birth control.

Birth control does not control VD. It says so right on the box


"...safe sex and birth control." D'oh.


Yeah, because that is working so well in the Northern cities.
Nobody would even write a story of STDs and unwed pregnancy in DC
because that is just the way it is. I guess the promotion of
"protected safe sex" is not working that well either



As I said, I chuckle over the efforts of right-wingers to control the
sexuality of teen-agers. Some decades ago, one of the many backwards
churches in Jax virtually forced their teens to take a pledge of
chastity. The result? An even higher percentage of teen pregnancies.

Keyser Söze June 6th 16 10:28 PM

Today's Chuckle...
 
On 6/6/16 5:07 PM, Poquito Loco wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 16:53:04 -0400, Keyser Sze wrote:

wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 15:36:59 -0400, Keyser Sze wrote:

On 6/6/16 1:37 PM, wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 11:28:02 -0400, Keyser Sze wrote:

District officials are rethinking their approach to sex education after
20 of Crane High Schools 300 students tested positive for the sexually
transmitted disease.

You are the only person I know who celebrates disease. I bet you are
down right giddy over the Zika virus


I'm "giddy" over the never ending efforts of right-wingers to control
the sexuality of teen-agers. What they should have done in that school
is teach kids about safe sex and birth control.

Birth control does not control VD. It says so right on the box


"...safe sex and birth control." D'oh.


Having your continuous postings of Krausescheie shoved down your throat must be tiresome.

Why not just stop?

And, you call others coward and pussy because they won't provide you with the information you so
desperately seek...yet you're acting like a chicken**** about your owls. How are they doing?


Go **** up a rope, Johnny the Racist. I'm not seeking information.

[email protected] June 7th 16 12:29 AM

Today's Chuckle...
 
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 17:27:02 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 6/6/16 5:17 PM, wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 16:53:04 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 15:36:59 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 6/6/16 1:37 PM,
wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 11:28:02 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

District officials are rethinking their approach to sex education after
20 of Crane High School’s 300 students tested positive for the sexually
transmitted disease.

You are the only person I know who celebrates disease. I bet you are
down right giddy over the Zika virus


I'm "giddy" over the never ending efforts of right-wingers to control
the sexuality of teen-agers. What they should have done in that school
is teach kids about safe sex and birth control.

Birth control does not control VD. It says so right on the box


"...safe sex and birth control." D'oh.


Yeah, because that is working so well in the Northern cities.
Nobody would even write a story of STDs and unwed pregnancy in DC
because that is just the way it is. I guess the promotion of
"protected safe sex" is not working that well either



As I said, I chuckle over the efforts of right-wingers to control the
sexuality of teen-agers. Some decades ago, one of the many backwards
churches in Jax virtually forced their teens to take a pledge of
chastity. The result? An even higher percentage of teen pregnancies.


I tend to agree, kids are going to **** around but simply saying
"birth control" is not going to do much about STDs and getting a kid
to use a rubber is never going to be easy. A "progressive" parent who
puts their daughter on the pill or norplant, might actually make this
worse.
It makes me wonder who "patient zero" was in this outbreak. (S)he
might have ended up infecting every sexually active person in that
school by the time it worked it's way around.

Justan Olphart[_2_] June 7th 16 12:31 AM

Today's Chuckle...
 
On 6/6/2016 3:47 PM, Keyser Sze wrote:
On 6/6/16 3:39 PM, Justan Olphart wrote:
On 6/6/2016 12:16 PM, Keyser Sze wrote:
On 6/6/16 12:08 PM, Wayne.B wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 11:28:02 -0400, Keyser Sze wrote:

"If the kids are not having any sexual activity..."

But, they are. Abstinence "ain't working."

What a surprise.

===

I'd guess that it's working very well for you.


You're projecting. All my pieces and parts, even my once broken wrist,
are in working order.


Firing blanks?



Yup. Got snipped decades ago.


The judge that made that happen did society a huge favor.

Justan Olphart[_2_] June 7th 16 12:33 AM

Today's Chuckle...
 
On 6/6/2016 4:53 PM, Keyser Söze wrote:
wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 15:36:59 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 6/6/16 1:37 PM, wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 11:28:02 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

District officials are rethinking their approach to sex education after
20 of Crane High School’s 300 students tested positive for the sexually
transmitted disease.

You are the only person I know who celebrates disease. I bet you are
down right giddy over the Zika virus


I'm "giddy" over the never ending efforts of right-wingers to control
the sexuality of teen-agers. What they should have done in that school
is teach kids about safe sex and birth control.


Birth control does not control VD. It says so right on the box


"...safe sex and birth control." D'oh.

What the hell is safe sex? Wasn't in the curriculum when I went to school.

Justan Olphart[_2_] June 7th 16 12:37 AM

Today's Chuckle...
 
On 6/6/2016 5:28 PM, Keyser Sze wrote:
On 6/6/16 5:07 PM, Poquito Loco wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 16:53:04 -0400, Keyser Sze wrote:

wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 15:36:59 -0400, Keyser Sze wrote:

On 6/6/16 1:37 PM, wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 11:28:02 -0400, Keyser Sze
wrote:

District officials are rethinking their approach to sex education
after
20 of Crane High Schools 300 students tested positive for the
sexually
transmitted disease.

You are the only person I know who celebrates disease. I bet you are
down right giddy over the Zika virus


I'm "giddy" over the never ending efforts of right-wingers to control
the sexuality of teen-agers. What they should have done in that school
is teach kids about safe sex and birth control.

Birth control does not control VD. It says so right on the box


"...safe sex and birth control." D'oh.


Having your continuous postings of Krausescheie shoved down your
throat must be tiresome.

Why not just stop?

And, you call others coward and pussy because they won't provide you
with the information you so
desperately seek...yet you're acting like a chicken**** about your
owls. How are they doing?


Go **** up a rope, Johnny the Racist. I'm not seeking information.


Oh goody. I was just about to break and give you what you've been
seeking for so long.

Keyser Söze June 7th 16 01:09 AM

Today's Chuckle...
 
On 6/6/16 7:33 PM, Justan Olphart wrote:
On 6/6/2016 4:53 PM, Keyser Söze wrote:
wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 15:36:59 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 6/6/16 1:37 PM, wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 11:28:02 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

District officials are rethinking their approach to sex education
after
20 of Crane High School’s 300 students tested positive for the
sexually
transmitted disease.

You are the only person I know who celebrates disease. I bet you are
down right giddy over the Zika virus


I'm "giddy" over the never ending efforts of right-wingers to control
the sexuality of teen-agers. What they should have done in that school
is teach kids about safe sex and birth control.

Birth control does not control VD. It says so right on the box


"...safe sex and birth control." D'oh.

What the hell is safe sex? Wasn't in the curriculum when I went to school.


It was covered in the 8th grade. You dropped out too soon.

Justan Olphart[_2_] June 7th 16 01:53 AM

Today's Chuckle...
 
On 6/6/2016 8:09 PM, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 6/6/16 7:33 PM, Justan Olphart wrote:
On 6/6/2016 4:53 PM, Keyser Söze wrote:
wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 15:36:59 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 6/6/16 1:37 PM, wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 11:28:02 -0400, Keyser Söze
wrote:

District officials are rethinking their approach to sex education
after
20 of Crane High School’s 300 students tested positive for the
sexually
transmitted disease.

You are the only person I know who celebrates disease. I bet you are
down right giddy over the Zika virus


I'm "giddy" over the never ending efforts of right-wingers to control
the sexuality of teen-agers. What they should have done in that school
is teach kids about safe sex and birth control.

Birth control does not control VD. It says so right on the box


"...safe sex and birth control." D'oh.

What the hell is safe sex? Wasn't in the curriculum when I went to
school.


It was covered in the 8th grade. You dropped out too soon.

You must be a recent grad. Wasn't taught in the 60s

[email protected] June 7th 16 02:42 AM

Today's Chuckle...
 
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 20:09:56 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 6/6/16 7:33 PM, Justan Olphart wrote:
On 6/6/2016 4:53 PM, Keyser Söze wrote:
wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 15:36:59 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 6/6/16 1:37 PM, wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 11:28:02 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

District officials are rethinking their approach to sex education
after
20 of Crane High School’s 300 students tested positive for the
sexually
transmitted disease.

You are the only person I know who celebrates disease. I bet you are
down right giddy over the Zika virus


I'm "giddy" over the never ending efforts of right-wingers to control
the sexuality of teen-agers. What they should have done in that school
is teach kids about safe sex and birth control.

Birth control does not control VD. It says so right on the box


"...safe sex and birth control." D'oh.

What the hell is safe sex? Wasn't in the curriculum when I went to school.


It was covered in the 8th grade. You dropped out too soon.


It wasn't in the DC or the Md curriculum unless you are talking about
a making you wear a jock to keep your nuts "safe".
We had to learn the old fashioned way, trial and error or just by
meeting an older woman.

Keyser Söze June 7th 16 11:25 AM

Today's Chuckle...
 
On 6/6/16 9:42 PM, wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 20:09:56 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 6/6/16 7:33 PM, Justan Olphart wrote:
On 6/6/2016 4:53 PM, Keyser Söze wrote:
wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 15:36:59 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 6/6/16 1:37 PM,
wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 11:28:02 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

District officials are rethinking their approach to sex education
after
20 of Crane High School’s 300 students tested positive for the
sexually
transmitted disease.

You are the only person I know who celebrates disease. I bet you are
down right giddy over the Zika virus


I'm "giddy" over the never ending efforts of right-wingers to control
the sexuality of teen-agers. What they should have done in that school
is teach kids about safe sex and birth control.

Birth control does not control VD. It says so right on the box


"...safe sex and birth control." D'oh.

What the hell is safe sex? Wasn't in the curriculum when I went to school.


It was covered in the 8th grade. You dropped out too soon.


It wasn't in the DC or the Md curriculum unless you are talking about
a making you wear a jock to keep your nuts "safe".
We had to learn the old fashioned way, trial and error or just by
meeting an older woman.



The 8th grade really is too late, even back in the day.

[email protected] June 7th 16 04:41 PM

Today's Chuckle...
 
On Tue, 7 Jun 2016 06:25:56 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 6/6/16 9:42 PM, wrote:


It was covered in the 8th grade. You dropped out too soon.


It wasn't in the DC or the Md curriculum unless you are talking about
a making you wear a jock to keep your nuts "safe".
We had to learn the old fashioned way, trial and error or just by
meeting an older woman.



The 8th grade really is too late, even back in the day.


Kids grow up faster than we did. In 1960 they couldn't even say
"pregnant" on TV. Ricky and Lucy slept in separate beds

Keyser Söze June 7th 16 05:18 PM

Today's Chuckle...
 
On 6/7/16 11:41 AM, wrote:
On Tue, 7 Jun 2016 06:25:56 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 6/6/16 9:42 PM,
wrote:

It was covered in the 8th grade. You dropped out too soon.

It wasn't in the DC or the Md curriculum unless you are talking about
a making you wear a jock to keep your nuts "safe".
We had to learn the old fashioned way, trial and error or just by
meeting an older woman.



The 8th grade really is too late, even back in the day.


Kids grow up faster than we did. In 1960 they couldn't even say
"pregnant" on TV. Ricky and Lucy slept in separate beds


I remember a 7th grade "health class" segregated by gender in which some
information about sex was discussed. A good number of "us guys" were
already aware of that information. In the 10th grade, we had a much more
detailed health class, not gender segregated, in which various aspects
of sexuality, birth control, and disease prevention were discussed.

[email protected] June 7th 16 06:23 PM

Today's Chuckle...
 
On Tue, 7 Jun 2016 12:18:34 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 6/7/16 11:41 AM, wrote:
On Tue, 7 Jun 2016 06:25:56 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 6/6/16 9:42 PM,
wrote:

It was covered in the 8th grade. You dropped out too soon.

It wasn't in the DC or the Md curriculum unless you are talking about
a making you wear a jock to keep your nuts "safe".
We had to learn the old fashioned way, trial and error or just by
meeting an older woman.



The 8th grade really is too late, even back in the day.


Kids grow up faster than we did. In 1960 they couldn't even say
"pregnant" on TV. Ricky and Lucy slept in separate beds


I remember a 7th grade "health class" segregated by gender in which some
information about sex was discussed. A good number of "us guys" were
already aware of that information. In the 10th grade, we had a much more
detailed health class, not gender segregated, in which various aspects
of sexuality, birth control, and disease prevention were discussed.


I guess our school system assumed we had parents for that sort of
thing.
In high school, my "health" credit was a red cross first aid course
(9th grade) and the second year was advanced first aid, pretty much
what the firemen got. My PE credit in junior year was red cross senior
life saver and Water Safety Instructor in my senior year. (actually
taught at American University) DC only required one "health" course
but I wanted the red cross AFA ticket along with the other two.
That is the advantage of not going to a government school I guess. We
could bring in non union instructors from other places like the red
cross and get certified courses.
"Health" in the public school I went to (7th and 8th grade) was just
superficial stuff like eat your vegetables and don't smoke until you
grow up. (stunts your growth, ya know)


Poquito Loco June 7th 16 06:42 PM

Today's Chuckle...
 
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 19:37:37 -0400, Justan Olphart wrote:

On 6/6/2016 5:28 PM, Keyser Sze wrote:
On 6/6/16 5:07 PM, Poquito Loco wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 16:53:04 -0400, Keyser Sze wrote:

wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 15:36:59 -0400, Keyser Sze wrote:

On 6/6/16 1:37 PM, wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 11:28:02 -0400, Keyser Sze
wrote:

District officials are rethinking their approach to sex education
after
20 of Crane High Schools 300 students tested positive for the
sexually
transmitted disease.

You are the only person I know who celebrates disease. I bet you are
down right giddy over the Zika virus


I'm "giddy" over the never ending efforts of right-wingers to control
the sexuality of teen-agers. What they should have done in that school
is teach kids about safe sex and birth control.

Birth control does not control VD. It says so right on the box


"...safe sex and birth control." D'oh.

Having your continuous postings of Krausescheie shoved down your
throat must be tiresome.

Why not just stop?

And, you call others coward and pussy because they won't provide you
with the information you so
desperately seek...yet you're acting like a chicken**** about your
owls. How are they doing?


Go **** up a rope, Johnny the Racist. I'm not seeking information.


Oh goody. I was just about to break and give you what you've been
seeking for so long.


LOL! His tune has sure changed since Nomen and Anon hit the streets!

Justan Olphart[_2_] June 7th 16 09:16 PM

Today's Chuckle...
 
On 6/7/2016 1:23 PM, wrote:
On Tue, 7 Jun 2016 12:18:34 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 6/7/16 11:41 AM,
wrote:
On Tue, 7 Jun 2016 06:25:56 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 6/6/16 9:42 PM,
wrote:

It was covered in the 8th grade. You dropped out too soon.

It wasn't in the DC or the Md curriculum unless you are talking about
a making you wear a jock to keep your nuts "safe".
We had to learn the old fashioned way, trial and error or just by
meeting an older woman.



The 8th grade really is too late, even back in the day.

Kids grow up faster than we did. In 1960 they couldn't even say
"pregnant" on TV. Ricky and Lucy slept in separate beds


I remember a 7th grade "health class" segregated by gender in which some
information about sex was discussed. A good number of "us guys" were
already aware of that information. In the 10th grade, we had a much more
detailed health class, not gender segregated, in which various aspects
of sexuality, birth control, and disease prevention were discussed.


I guess our school system assumed we had parents for that sort of
thing.
In high school, my "health" credit was a red cross first aid course
(9th grade) and the second year was advanced first aid, pretty much
what the firemen got. My PE credit in junior year was red cross senior
life saver and Water Safety Instructor in my senior year. (actually
taught at American University) DC only required one "health" course
but I wanted the red cross AFA ticket along with the other two.
That is the advantage of not going to a government school I guess. We
could bring in non union instructors from other places like the red
cross and get certified courses.
"Health" in the public school I went to (7th and 8th grade) was just
superficial stuff like eat your vegetables and don't smoke until you
grow up. (stunts your growth, ya know)


That 85% white school of Harry's was pretty progressive for it's day and
age.

Justan Olphart[_2_] June 7th 16 09:20 PM

Today's Chuckle...
 
On 6/7/2016 1:42 PM, Poquito Loco wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 19:37:37 -0400, Justan Olphart wrote:

On 6/6/2016 5:28 PM, Keyser Sze wrote:
On 6/6/16 5:07 PM, Poquito Loco wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 16:53:04 -0400, Keyser Sze wrote:

wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 15:36:59 -0400, Keyser Sze wrote:

On 6/6/16 1:37 PM, wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 11:28:02 -0400, Keyser Sze
wrote:

District officials are rethinking their approach to sex education
after
20 of Crane High Schools 300 students tested positive for the
sexually
transmitted disease.

You are the only person I know who celebrates disease. I bet you are
down right giddy over the Zika virus


I'm "giddy" over the never ending efforts of right-wingers to control
the sexuality of teen-agers. What they should have done in that school
is teach kids about safe sex and birth control.

Birth control does not control VD. It says so right on the box


"...safe sex and birth control." D'oh.

Having your continuous postings of Krausescheie shoved down your
throat must be tiresome.

Why not just stop?

And, you call others coward and pussy because they won't provide you
with the information you so
desperately seek...yet you're acting like a chicken**** about your
owls. How are they doing?


Go **** up a rope, Johnny the Racist. I'm not seeking information.


Oh goody. I was just about to break and give you what you've been
seeking for so long.


LOL! His tune has sure changed since Nomen and Anon hit the streets!

Nomen of course is Harry. And Harry probably set Donnie up as Anon. I
can't imagine Donnie figuring it out on his own.

Keyser Söze June 7th 16 09:28 PM

Today's Chuckle...
 
On 6/7/16 1:23 PM, wrote:
On Tue, 7 Jun 2016 12:18:34 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 6/7/16 11:41 AM,
wrote:
On Tue, 7 Jun 2016 06:25:56 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 6/6/16 9:42 PM,
wrote:

It was covered in the 8th grade. You dropped out too soon.

It wasn't in the DC or the Md curriculum unless you are talking about
a making you wear a jock to keep your nuts "safe".
We had to learn the old fashioned way, trial and error or just by
meeting an older woman.



The 8th grade really is too late, even back in the day.

Kids grow up faster than we did. In 1960 they couldn't even say
"pregnant" on TV. Ricky and Lucy slept in separate beds


I remember a 7th grade "health class" segregated by gender in which some
information about sex was discussed. A good number of "us guys" were
already aware of that information. In the 10th grade, we had a much more
detailed health class, not gender segregated, in which various aspects
of sexuality, birth control, and disease prevention were discussed.


I guess our school system assumed we had parents for that sort of
thing.
In high school, my "health" credit was a red cross first aid course
(9th grade) and the second year was advanced first aid, pretty much
what the firemen got. My PE credit in junior year was red cross senior
life saver and Water Safety Instructor in my senior year. (actually
taught at American University) DC only required one "health" course
but I wanted the red cross AFA ticket along with the other two.
That is the advantage of not going to a government school I guess. We
could bring in non union instructors from other places like the red
cross and get certified courses.
"Health" in the public school I went to (7th and 8th grade) was just
superficial stuff like eat your vegetables and don't smoke until you
grow up. (stunts your growth, ya know)



Your anti-union bias is laughable.

Our high school had a close affiliation with Yale University going back
many, many decades, and our classes were peppered with seminars and
lectures presented by tenured Yale faculty members. In fact, for many
years, our high school was across the street from the Yale campus. But
then Yale bought the land and the high school was demolished and then
rebuilt as a new school a few blocks away.

I remember two classes I had in particular, Russian and physics, in
which we had virtually weekly presentations by Yale faculty members to
our classes. Most of our high school's language classes had visitors
from the Yale School of Languages come in for seminars.

The problem with leaving it to the parents to teach their kids about sex
is that years of research has shown that it doesn't happen.

Poquito Loco June 7th 16 09:56 PM

Today's Chuckle...
 
On Tue, 7 Jun 2016 16:28:57 -0400, Keyser Sze wrote:

On 6/7/16 1:23 PM, wrote:
On Tue, 7 Jun 2016 12:18:34 -0400, Keyser Sze wrote:

On 6/7/16 11:41 AM,
wrote:
On Tue, 7 Jun 2016 06:25:56 -0400, Keyser Sze wrote:

On 6/6/16 9:42 PM,
wrote:

It was covered in the 8th grade. You dropped out too soon.

It wasn't in the DC or the Md curriculum unless you are talking about
a making you wear a jock to keep your nuts "safe".
We had to learn the old fashioned way, trial and error or just by
meeting an older woman.



The 8th grade really is too late, even back in the day.

Kids grow up faster than we did. In 1960 they couldn't even say
"pregnant" on TV. Ricky and Lucy slept in separate beds


I remember a 7th grade "health class" segregated by gender in which some
information about sex was discussed. A good number of "us guys" were
already aware of that information. In the 10th grade, we had a much more
detailed health class, not gender segregated, in which various aspects
of sexuality, birth control, and disease prevention were discussed.


I guess our school system assumed we had parents for that sort of
thing.
In high school, my "health" credit was a red cross first aid course
(9th grade) and the second year was advanced first aid, pretty much
what the firemen got. My PE credit in junior year was red cross senior
life saver and Water Safety Instructor in my senior year. (actually
taught at American University) DC only required one "health" course
but I wanted the red cross AFA ticket along with the other two.
That is the advantage of not going to a government school I guess. We
could bring in non union instructors from other places like the red
cross and get certified courses.
"Health" in the public school I went to (7th and 8th grade) was just
superficial stuff like eat your vegetables and don't smoke until you
grow up. (stunts your growth, ya know)



Your anti-union bias is laughable.

Our high school had a close affiliation with Yale University going back
many, many decades, and our classes were peppered with seminars and
lectures presented by tenured Yale faculty members. In fact, for many
years, our high school was across the street from the Yale campus. But
then Yale bought the land and the high school was demolished and then
rebuilt as a new school a few blocks away.

I remember two classes I had in particular, Russian and physics, in
which we had virtually weekly presentations by Yale faculty members to
our classes. Most of our high school's language classes had visitors
from the Yale School of Languages come in for seminars.

The problem with leaving it to the parents to teach their kids about sex
is that years of research has shown that it doesn't happen.



Ben Gay will work wonders on that sore elbow!

True North[_2_] June 7th 16 10:18 PM

Today's Chuckle...
 
Justan Olphart
- show quoted text -
"Nomen of course is Harry. And Harry probably set Donnie up as Anon. I
can't imagine Donnie figuring it out on his own."


Man...y'all are about as dense as they come. I thought at least one of your circle could figure out where posts were coming from.


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