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Keyser Söze June 6th 16 10:24 PM

Today's Chuckle...
 
On 6/6/16 4:37 PM, Wayne.B wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 15:47:53 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 6/6/16 3:39 PM, Justan Olphart wrote:
On 6/6/2016 12:16 PM, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 6/6/16 12:08 PM, Wayne.B wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 11:28:02 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

"If the kids are not having any sexual activity..."

But, they are. Abstinence "ain't working."

What a surprise.

===

I'd guess that it's working very well for you.


You're projecting. All my pieces and parts, even my once broken wrist,
are in working order.

Firing blanks?



Yup. Got snipped decades ago.


===

He broke his wrist excercising his other parts.


This from an old fart whose nether parts left on the last stage to the
left coast?

Keyser Söze June 6th 16 10:27 PM

Today's Chuckle...
 
On 6/6/16 5:17 PM, wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 16:53:04 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 15:36:59 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 6/6/16 1:37 PM,
wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 11:28:02 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

District officials are rethinking their approach to sex education after
20 of Crane High School’s 300 students tested positive for the sexually
transmitted disease.

You are the only person I know who celebrates disease. I bet you are
down right giddy over the Zika virus


I'm "giddy" over the never ending efforts of right-wingers to control
the sexuality of teen-agers. What they should have done in that school
is teach kids about safe sex and birth control.

Birth control does not control VD. It says so right on the box


"...safe sex and birth control." D'oh.


Yeah, because that is working so well in the Northern cities.
Nobody would even write a story of STDs and unwed pregnancy in DC
because that is just the way it is. I guess the promotion of
"protected safe sex" is not working that well either



As I said, I chuckle over the efforts of right-wingers to control the
sexuality of teen-agers. Some decades ago, one of the many backwards
churches in Jax virtually forced their teens to take a pledge of
chastity. The result? An even higher percentage of teen pregnancies.

Keyser Söze June 6th 16 10:28 PM

Today's Chuckle...
 
On 6/6/16 5:07 PM, Poquito Loco wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 16:53:04 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 15:36:59 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 6/6/16 1:37 PM, wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 11:28:02 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

District officials are rethinking their approach to sex education after
20 of Crane High School’s 300 students tested positive for the sexually
transmitted disease.

You are the only person I know who celebrates disease. I bet you are
down right giddy over the Zika virus


I'm "giddy" over the never ending efforts of right-wingers to control
the sexuality of teen-agers. What they should have done in that school
is teach kids about safe sex and birth control.

Birth control does not control VD. It says so right on the box


"...safe sex and birth control." D'oh.


Having your continuous postings of Krausescheiße shoved down your throat must be tiresome.

Why not just stop?

And, you call others coward and pussy because they won't provide you with the information you so
desperately seek...yet you're acting like a chicken**** about your owls. How are they doing?


Go **** up a rope, Johnny the Racist. I'm not seeking information.

[email protected] June 7th 16 12:29 AM

Today's Chuckle...
 
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 17:27:02 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 6/6/16 5:17 PM, wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 16:53:04 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 15:36:59 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 6/6/16 1:37 PM,
wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 11:28:02 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

District officials are rethinking their approach to sex education after
20 of Crane High School’s 300 students tested positive for the sexually
transmitted disease.

You are the only person I know who celebrates disease. I bet you are
down right giddy over the Zika virus


I'm "giddy" over the never ending efforts of right-wingers to control
the sexuality of teen-agers. What they should have done in that school
is teach kids about safe sex and birth control.

Birth control does not control VD. It says so right on the box


"...safe sex and birth control." D'oh.


Yeah, because that is working so well in the Northern cities.
Nobody would even write a story of STDs and unwed pregnancy in DC
because that is just the way it is. I guess the promotion of
"protected safe sex" is not working that well either



As I said, I chuckle over the efforts of right-wingers to control the
sexuality of teen-agers. Some decades ago, one of the many backwards
churches in Jax virtually forced their teens to take a pledge of
chastity. The result? An even higher percentage of teen pregnancies.


I tend to agree, kids are going to **** around but simply saying
"birth control" is not going to do much about STDs and getting a kid
to use a rubber is never going to be easy. A "progressive" parent who
puts their daughter on the pill or norplant, might actually make this
worse.
It makes me wonder who "patient zero" was in this outbreak. (S)he
might have ended up infecting every sexually active person in that
school by the time it worked it's way around.

Justan Olphart[_2_] June 7th 16 12:31 AM

Today's Chuckle...
 
On 6/6/2016 3:47 PM, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 6/6/16 3:39 PM, Justan Olphart wrote:
On 6/6/2016 12:16 PM, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 6/6/16 12:08 PM, Wayne.B wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 11:28:02 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

"If the kids are not having any sexual activity..."

But, they are. Abstinence "ain't working."

What a surprise.

===

I'd guess that it's working very well for you.


You're projecting. All my pieces and parts, even my once broken wrist,
are in working order.


Firing blanks?



Yup. Got snipped decades ago.


The judge that made that happen did society a huge favor.

Justan Olphart[_2_] June 7th 16 12:33 AM

Today's Chuckle...
 
On 6/6/2016 4:53 PM, Keyser Söze wrote:
wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 15:36:59 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 6/6/16 1:37 PM, wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 11:28:02 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

District officials are rethinking their approach to sex education after
20 of Crane High School’s 300 students tested positive for the sexually
transmitted disease.

You are the only person I know who celebrates disease. I bet you are
down right giddy over the Zika virus


I'm "giddy" over the never ending efforts of right-wingers to control
the sexuality of teen-agers. What they should have done in that school
is teach kids about safe sex and birth control.


Birth control does not control VD. It says so right on the box


"...safe sex and birth control." D'oh.

What the hell is safe sex? Wasn't in the curriculum when I went to school.

Justan Olphart[_2_] June 7th 16 12:37 AM

Today's Chuckle...
 
On 6/6/2016 5:28 PM, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 6/6/16 5:07 PM, Poquito Loco wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 16:53:04 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 15:36:59 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 6/6/16 1:37 PM, wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 11:28:02 -0400, Keyser Söze
wrote:

District officials are rethinking their approach to sex education
after
20 of Crane High School’s 300 students tested positive for the
sexually
transmitted disease.

You are the only person I know who celebrates disease. I bet you are
down right giddy over the Zika virus


I'm "giddy" over the never ending efforts of right-wingers to control
the sexuality of teen-agers. What they should have done in that school
is teach kids about safe sex and birth control.

Birth control does not control VD. It says so right on the box


"...safe sex and birth control." D'oh.


Having your continuous postings of Krausescheiße shoved down your
throat must be tiresome.

Why not just stop?

And, you call others coward and pussy because they won't provide you
with the information you so
desperately seek...yet you're acting like a chicken**** about your
owls. How are they doing?


Go **** up a rope, Johnny the Racist. I'm not seeking information.


Oh goody. I was just about to break and give you what you've been
seeking for so long.

Keyser Söze June 7th 16 01:09 AM

Today's Chuckle...
 
On 6/6/16 7:33 PM, Justan Olphart wrote:
On 6/6/2016 4:53 PM, Keyser Söze wrote:
wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 15:36:59 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 6/6/16 1:37 PM, wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 11:28:02 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

District officials are rethinking their approach to sex education
after
20 of Crane High School’s 300 students tested positive for the
sexually
transmitted disease.

You are the only person I know who celebrates disease. I bet you are
down right giddy over the Zika virus


I'm "giddy" over the never ending efforts of right-wingers to control
the sexuality of teen-agers. What they should have done in that school
is teach kids about safe sex and birth control.

Birth control does not control VD. It says so right on the box


"...safe sex and birth control." D'oh.

What the hell is safe sex? Wasn't in the curriculum when I went to school.


It was covered in the 8th grade. You dropped out too soon.

Justan Olphart[_2_] June 7th 16 01:53 AM

Today's Chuckle...
 
On 6/6/2016 8:09 PM, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 6/6/16 7:33 PM, Justan Olphart wrote:
On 6/6/2016 4:53 PM, Keyser Söze wrote:
wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 15:36:59 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 6/6/16 1:37 PM, wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 11:28:02 -0400, Keyser Söze
wrote:

District officials are rethinking their approach to sex education
after
20 of Crane High School’s 300 students tested positive for the
sexually
transmitted disease.

You are the only person I know who celebrates disease. I bet you are
down right giddy over the Zika virus


I'm "giddy" over the never ending efforts of right-wingers to control
the sexuality of teen-agers. What they should have done in that school
is teach kids about safe sex and birth control.

Birth control does not control VD. It says so right on the box


"...safe sex and birth control." D'oh.

What the hell is safe sex? Wasn't in the curriculum when I went to
school.


It was covered in the 8th grade. You dropped out too soon.

You must be a recent grad. Wasn't taught in the 60s

[email protected] June 7th 16 02:42 AM

Today's Chuckle...
 
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 20:09:56 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 6/6/16 7:33 PM, Justan Olphart wrote:
On 6/6/2016 4:53 PM, Keyser Söze wrote:
wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 15:36:59 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 6/6/16 1:37 PM, wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 11:28:02 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

District officials are rethinking their approach to sex education
after
20 of Crane High School’s 300 students tested positive for the
sexually
transmitted disease.

You are the only person I know who celebrates disease. I bet you are
down right giddy over the Zika virus


I'm "giddy" over the never ending efforts of right-wingers to control
the sexuality of teen-agers. What they should have done in that school
is teach kids about safe sex and birth control.

Birth control does not control VD. It says so right on the box


"...safe sex and birth control." D'oh.

What the hell is safe sex? Wasn't in the curriculum when I went to school.


It was covered in the 8th grade. You dropped out too soon.


It wasn't in the DC or the Md curriculum unless you are talking about
a making you wear a jock to keep your nuts "safe".
We had to learn the old fashioned way, trial and error or just by
meeting an older woman.


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