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Keyser Söze June 7th 16 11:25 AM

Today's Chuckle...
 
On 6/6/16 9:42 PM, wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 20:09:56 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 6/6/16 7:33 PM, Justan Olphart wrote:
On 6/6/2016 4:53 PM, Keyser Söze wrote:
wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 15:36:59 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 6/6/16 1:37 PM,
wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 11:28:02 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

District officials are rethinking their approach to sex education
after
20 of Crane High School’s 300 students tested positive for the
sexually
transmitted disease.

You are the only person I know who celebrates disease. I bet you are
down right giddy over the Zika virus


I'm "giddy" over the never ending efforts of right-wingers to control
the sexuality of teen-agers. What they should have done in that school
is teach kids about safe sex and birth control.

Birth control does not control VD. It says so right on the box


"...safe sex and birth control." D'oh.

What the hell is safe sex? Wasn't in the curriculum when I went to school.


It was covered in the 8th grade. You dropped out too soon.


It wasn't in the DC or the Md curriculum unless you are talking about
a making you wear a jock to keep your nuts "safe".
We had to learn the old fashioned way, trial and error or just by
meeting an older woman.



The 8th grade really is too late, even back in the day.

[email protected] June 7th 16 04:41 PM

Today's Chuckle...
 
On Tue, 7 Jun 2016 06:25:56 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 6/6/16 9:42 PM, wrote:


It was covered in the 8th grade. You dropped out too soon.


It wasn't in the DC or the Md curriculum unless you are talking about
a making you wear a jock to keep your nuts "safe".
We had to learn the old fashioned way, trial and error or just by
meeting an older woman.



The 8th grade really is too late, even back in the day.


Kids grow up faster than we did. In 1960 they couldn't even say
"pregnant" on TV. Ricky and Lucy slept in separate beds

Keyser Söze June 7th 16 05:18 PM

Today's Chuckle...
 
On 6/7/16 11:41 AM, wrote:
On Tue, 7 Jun 2016 06:25:56 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 6/6/16 9:42 PM,
wrote:

It was covered in the 8th grade. You dropped out too soon.

It wasn't in the DC or the Md curriculum unless you are talking about
a making you wear a jock to keep your nuts "safe".
We had to learn the old fashioned way, trial and error or just by
meeting an older woman.



The 8th grade really is too late, even back in the day.


Kids grow up faster than we did. In 1960 they couldn't even say
"pregnant" on TV. Ricky and Lucy slept in separate beds


I remember a 7th grade "health class" segregated by gender in which some
information about sex was discussed. A good number of "us guys" were
already aware of that information. In the 10th grade, we had a much more
detailed health class, not gender segregated, in which various aspects
of sexuality, birth control, and disease prevention were discussed.

[email protected] June 7th 16 06:23 PM

Today's Chuckle...
 
On Tue, 7 Jun 2016 12:18:34 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 6/7/16 11:41 AM, wrote:
On Tue, 7 Jun 2016 06:25:56 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 6/6/16 9:42 PM,
wrote:

It was covered in the 8th grade. You dropped out too soon.

It wasn't in the DC or the Md curriculum unless you are talking about
a making you wear a jock to keep your nuts "safe".
We had to learn the old fashioned way, trial and error or just by
meeting an older woman.



The 8th grade really is too late, even back in the day.


Kids grow up faster than we did. In 1960 they couldn't even say
"pregnant" on TV. Ricky and Lucy slept in separate beds


I remember a 7th grade "health class" segregated by gender in which some
information about sex was discussed. A good number of "us guys" were
already aware of that information. In the 10th grade, we had a much more
detailed health class, not gender segregated, in which various aspects
of sexuality, birth control, and disease prevention were discussed.


I guess our school system assumed we had parents for that sort of
thing.
In high school, my "health" credit was a red cross first aid course
(9th grade) and the second year was advanced first aid, pretty much
what the firemen got. My PE credit in junior year was red cross senior
life saver and Water Safety Instructor in my senior year. (actually
taught at American University) DC only required one "health" course
but I wanted the red cross AFA ticket along with the other two.
That is the advantage of not going to a government school I guess. We
could bring in non union instructors from other places like the red
cross and get certified courses.
"Health" in the public school I went to (7th and 8th grade) was just
superficial stuff like eat your vegetables and don't smoke until you
grow up. (stunts your growth, ya know)


Poquito Loco June 7th 16 06:42 PM

Today's Chuckle...
 
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 19:37:37 -0400, Justan Olphart wrote:

On 6/6/2016 5:28 PM, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 6/6/16 5:07 PM, Poquito Loco wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 16:53:04 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 15:36:59 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 6/6/16 1:37 PM, wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 11:28:02 -0400, Keyser Söze
wrote:

District officials are rethinking their approach to sex education
after
20 of Crane High School’s 300 students tested positive for the
sexually
transmitted disease.

You are the only person I know who celebrates disease. I bet you are
down right giddy over the Zika virus


I'm "giddy" over the never ending efforts of right-wingers to control
the sexuality of teen-agers. What they should have done in that school
is teach kids about safe sex and birth control.

Birth control does not control VD. It says so right on the box


"...safe sex and birth control." D'oh.

Having your continuous postings of Krausescheiße shoved down your
throat must be tiresome.

Why not just stop?

And, you call others coward and pussy because they won't provide you
with the information you so
desperately seek...yet you're acting like a chicken**** about your
owls. How are they doing?


Go **** up a rope, Johnny the Racist. I'm not seeking information.


Oh goody. I was just about to break and give you what you've been
seeking for so long.


LOL! His tune has sure changed since Nomen and Anon hit the streets!

Justan Olphart[_2_] June 7th 16 09:16 PM

Today's Chuckle...
 
On 6/7/2016 1:23 PM, wrote:
On Tue, 7 Jun 2016 12:18:34 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 6/7/16 11:41 AM,
wrote:
On Tue, 7 Jun 2016 06:25:56 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 6/6/16 9:42 PM,
wrote:

It was covered in the 8th grade. You dropped out too soon.

It wasn't in the DC or the Md curriculum unless you are talking about
a making you wear a jock to keep your nuts "safe".
We had to learn the old fashioned way, trial and error or just by
meeting an older woman.



The 8th grade really is too late, even back in the day.

Kids grow up faster than we did. In 1960 they couldn't even say
"pregnant" on TV. Ricky and Lucy slept in separate beds


I remember a 7th grade "health class" segregated by gender in which some
information about sex was discussed. A good number of "us guys" were
already aware of that information. In the 10th grade, we had a much more
detailed health class, not gender segregated, in which various aspects
of sexuality, birth control, and disease prevention were discussed.


I guess our school system assumed we had parents for that sort of
thing.
In high school, my "health" credit was a red cross first aid course
(9th grade) and the second year was advanced first aid, pretty much
what the firemen got. My PE credit in junior year was red cross senior
life saver and Water Safety Instructor in my senior year. (actually
taught at American University) DC only required one "health" course
but I wanted the red cross AFA ticket along with the other two.
That is the advantage of not going to a government school I guess. We
could bring in non union instructors from other places like the red
cross and get certified courses.
"Health" in the public school I went to (7th and 8th grade) was just
superficial stuff like eat your vegetables and don't smoke until you
grow up. (stunts your growth, ya know)


That 85% white school of Harry's was pretty progressive for it's day and
age.

Justan Olphart[_2_] June 7th 16 09:20 PM

Today's Chuckle...
 
On 6/7/2016 1:42 PM, Poquito Loco wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 19:37:37 -0400, Justan Olphart wrote:

On 6/6/2016 5:28 PM, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 6/6/16 5:07 PM, Poquito Loco wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 16:53:04 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 15:36:59 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 6/6/16 1:37 PM, wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 11:28:02 -0400, Keyser Söze
wrote:

District officials are rethinking their approach to sex education
after
20 of Crane High School’s 300 students tested positive for the
sexually
transmitted disease.

You are the only person I know who celebrates disease. I bet you are
down right giddy over the Zika virus


I'm "giddy" over the never ending efforts of right-wingers to control
the sexuality of teen-agers. What they should have done in that school
is teach kids about safe sex and birth control.

Birth control does not control VD. It says so right on the box


"...safe sex and birth control." D'oh.

Having your continuous postings of Krausescheiße shoved down your
throat must be tiresome.

Why not just stop?

And, you call others coward and pussy because they won't provide you
with the information you so
desperately seek...yet you're acting like a chicken**** about your
owls. How are they doing?


Go **** up a rope, Johnny the Racist. I'm not seeking information.


Oh goody. I was just about to break and give you what you've been
seeking for so long.


LOL! His tune has sure changed since Nomen and Anon hit the streets!

Nomen of course is Harry. And Harry probably set Donnie up as Anon. I
can't imagine Donnie figuring it out on his own.

Keyser Söze June 7th 16 09:28 PM

Today's Chuckle...
 
On 6/7/16 1:23 PM, wrote:
On Tue, 7 Jun 2016 12:18:34 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 6/7/16 11:41 AM,
wrote:
On Tue, 7 Jun 2016 06:25:56 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 6/6/16 9:42 PM,
wrote:

It was covered in the 8th grade. You dropped out too soon.

It wasn't in the DC or the Md curriculum unless you are talking about
a making you wear a jock to keep your nuts "safe".
We had to learn the old fashioned way, trial and error or just by
meeting an older woman.



The 8th grade really is too late, even back in the day.

Kids grow up faster than we did. In 1960 they couldn't even say
"pregnant" on TV. Ricky and Lucy slept in separate beds


I remember a 7th grade "health class" segregated by gender in which some
information about sex was discussed. A good number of "us guys" were
already aware of that information. In the 10th grade, we had a much more
detailed health class, not gender segregated, in which various aspects
of sexuality, birth control, and disease prevention were discussed.


I guess our school system assumed we had parents for that sort of
thing.
In high school, my "health" credit was a red cross first aid course
(9th grade) and the second year was advanced first aid, pretty much
what the firemen got. My PE credit in junior year was red cross senior
life saver and Water Safety Instructor in my senior year. (actually
taught at American University) DC only required one "health" course
but I wanted the red cross AFA ticket along with the other two.
That is the advantage of not going to a government school I guess. We
could bring in non union instructors from other places like the red
cross and get certified courses.
"Health" in the public school I went to (7th and 8th grade) was just
superficial stuff like eat your vegetables and don't smoke until you
grow up. (stunts your growth, ya know)



Your anti-union bias is laughable.

Our high school had a close affiliation with Yale University going back
many, many decades, and our classes were peppered with seminars and
lectures presented by tenured Yale faculty members. In fact, for many
years, our high school was across the street from the Yale campus. But
then Yale bought the land and the high school was demolished and then
rebuilt as a new school a few blocks away.

I remember two classes I had in particular, Russian and physics, in
which we had virtually weekly presentations by Yale faculty members to
our classes. Most of our high school's language classes had visitors
from the Yale School of Languages come in for seminars.

The problem with leaving it to the parents to teach their kids about sex
is that years of research has shown that it doesn't happen.

Poquito Loco June 7th 16 09:56 PM

Today's Chuckle...
 
On Tue, 7 Jun 2016 16:28:57 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 6/7/16 1:23 PM, wrote:
On Tue, 7 Jun 2016 12:18:34 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 6/7/16 11:41 AM,
wrote:
On Tue, 7 Jun 2016 06:25:56 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 6/6/16 9:42 PM,
wrote:

It was covered in the 8th grade. You dropped out too soon.

It wasn't in the DC or the Md curriculum unless you are talking about
a making you wear a jock to keep your nuts "safe".
We had to learn the old fashioned way, trial and error or just by
meeting an older woman.



The 8th grade really is too late, even back in the day.

Kids grow up faster than we did. In 1960 they couldn't even say
"pregnant" on TV. Ricky and Lucy slept in separate beds


I remember a 7th grade "health class" segregated by gender in which some
information about sex was discussed. A good number of "us guys" were
already aware of that information. In the 10th grade, we had a much more
detailed health class, not gender segregated, in which various aspects
of sexuality, birth control, and disease prevention were discussed.


I guess our school system assumed we had parents for that sort of
thing.
In high school, my "health" credit was a red cross first aid course
(9th grade) and the second year was advanced first aid, pretty much
what the firemen got. My PE credit in junior year was red cross senior
life saver and Water Safety Instructor in my senior year. (actually
taught at American University) DC only required one "health" course
but I wanted the red cross AFA ticket along with the other two.
That is the advantage of not going to a government school I guess. We
could bring in non union instructors from other places like the red
cross and get certified courses.
"Health" in the public school I went to (7th and 8th grade) was just
superficial stuff like eat your vegetables and don't smoke until you
grow up. (stunts your growth, ya know)



Your anti-union bias is laughable.

Our high school had a close affiliation with Yale University going back
many, many decades, and our classes were peppered with seminars and
lectures presented by tenured Yale faculty members. In fact, for many
years, our high school was across the street from the Yale campus. But
then Yale bought the land and the high school was demolished and then
rebuilt as a new school a few blocks away.

I remember two classes I had in particular, Russian and physics, in
which we had virtually weekly presentations by Yale faculty members to
our classes. Most of our high school's language classes had visitors
from the Yale School of Languages come in for seminars.

The problem with leaving it to the parents to teach their kids about sex
is that years of research has shown that it doesn't happen.



Ben Gay will work wonders on that sore elbow!

True North[_2_] June 7th 16 10:18 PM

Today's Chuckle...
 
Justan Olphart
- show quoted text -
"Nomen of course is Harry. And Harry probably set Donnie up as Anon. I
can't imagine Donnie figuring it out on his own."


Man...y'all are about as dense as they come. I thought at least one of your circle could figure out where posts were coming from.


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