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....what could possibly go wrong?
We have had our third in-school accidental discharge by an armed teacher during the still-very young 2014-2015 school year. A criminal justice instructor at Technology Center of DuPage in Addison accidentally discharged a handgun during class Friday afternoon, striking a file cabinet and hollow wall, officials said. The instructor, a retired FBI agent, wasn't authorized to have the gun on school property, said Jim Thorne, the school's director. "It's not part of the curriculum. It's nothing we knew he had," Thorne said. Three students were watching the instructor's demonstration about 1:30 p.m. in an office adjacent to a classroom, where other students were preparing for the start of class, Thorne said. No one was struck by the bullet, which ended up lodged in another classroom, he said. You will recall that last month saw an armed 6th grade teacher injure herself with porcelain shrapnel as she accidentally Second Amendmented the toilet out from beneath herself in the faculty restroom, and an Idaho State University professor Second Amendmented himself in the foot during class. Six weeks of school (counting from the week of August 25), and three teachers have already accidentally fired their handy little safety tools in school. Looking sharp, people. Looking sharp. Swiped from Daily KOS -- “My heart goes out to the people of Ebola.” Sarah Palin |
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F*O*A*D wrote:
...what could possibly go wrong? We have had our third in-school accidental discharge by an armed teacher during the still-very young 2014-2015 school year. A criminal justice instructor at Technology Center of DuPage in Addison accidentally discharged a handgun during class Friday afternoon, striking a file cabinet and hollow wall, officials said. The instructor, a retired FBI agent, wasn't authorized to have the gun on school property, said Jim Thorne, the school's director. "It's not part of the curriculum. It's nothing we knew he had," Thorne said. Three students were watching the instructor's demonstration about 1:30 p.m. in an office adjacent to a classroom, where other students were preparing for the start of class, Thorne said. No one was struck by the bullet, which ended up lodged in another classroom, he said. You will recall that last month saw an armed 6th grade teacher injure herself with porcelain shrapnel as she accidentally Second Amendmented the toilet out from beneath herself in the faculty restroom, and an Idaho State University professor Second Amendmented himself in the foot during class. Six weeks of school (counting from the week of August 25), and three teachers have already accidentally fired their handy little safety tools in school. Looking sharp, people. Looking sharp. Swiped from Daily KOS He is an FBI agent. Holder and the government will declare it a good shoot. |
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On 10/7/14 12:31 PM, Califbill wrote:
F*O*A*D wrote: ...what could possibly go wrong? We have had our third in-school accidental discharge by an armed teacher during the still-very young 2014-2015 school year. A criminal justice instructor at Technology Center of DuPage in Addison accidentally discharged a handgun during class Friday afternoon, striking a file cabinet and hollow wall, officials said. The instructor, a retired FBI agent, wasn't authorized to have the gun on school property, said Jim Thorne, the school's director. "It's not part of the curriculum. It's nothing we knew he had," Thorne said. Three students were watching the instructor's demonstration about 1:30 p.m. in an office adjacent to a classroom, where other students were preparing for the start of class, Thorne said. No one was struck by the bullet, which ended up lodged in another classroom, he said. You will recall that last month saw an armed 6th grade teacher injure herself with porcelain shrapnel as she accidentally Second Amendmented the toilet out from beneath herself in the faculty restroom, and an Idaho State University professor Second Amendmented himself in the foot during class. Six weeks of school (counting from the week of August 25), and three teachers have already accidentally fired their handy little safety tools in school. Looking sharp, people. Looking sharp. Swiped from Daily KOS He is an FBI agent. Holder and the government will declare it a good shoot. Wrong again, Bilious. He is a *retired* agent. And isn't he the exact sort of fella that terrorist group, the NRA, recommended be hired to guard our schools? Hiring these former badge holders is a terrific idea...after all, if you read the news these days, there's an incident a day of a cop-type shooting or tasing or beating the crap out of perfectly innocent citizens. Why not have them shoot up school kids, too? Or how about those NRA members carrying their AR rifles into fast food joints or Target, you know, the ones who look like they have double-digit IQs. -- “My heart goes out to the people of Ebola.” Sarah Palin |
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On 10/7/14 1:01 PM, KC wrote:
On 10/7/2014 12:48 PM, wrote: On Tue, 07 Oct 2014 12:25:05 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote: We have had our third in-school accidental discharge by an armed teacher during the still-very young 2014-2015 school year. If your point is that school teachers are not responsible enough to have guns, I will let you win that one. It's the Dale Earnhardt syndrome... When you been doing something your whole life and change it up, there are gonna' be glitches... How "used to carrying" in a school situation with kids and laws, and parents and everybody else scrutinizing you do you think these teachers are. It's a brand new "carry environment" for most of these folks new (to them) techniques and habits need to be formed. Now that is a funny post. -- My heart goes out to the people of Ebola. Sarah Palin |
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On 10/7/2014 12:25 PM, F*O*A*D wrote:
...what could possibly go wrong? We have had our third in-school accidental discharge by an armed teacher during the still-very young 2014-2015 school year. A criminal justice instructor at Technology Center of DuPage in Addison accidentally discharged a handgun during class Friday afternoon, striking a file cabinet and hollow wall, officials said. The instructor, a retired FBI agent, wasn't authorized to have the gun on school property, said Jim Thorne, the school's director. "It's not part of the curriculum. It's nothing we knew he had," Thorne said. Three students were watching the instructor's demonstration about 1:30 p.m. in an office adjacent to a classroom, where other students were preparing for the start of class, Thorne said. No one was struck by the bullet, which ended up lodged in another classroom, he said. You will recall that last month saw an armed 6th grade teacher injure herself with porcelain shrapnel as she accidentally Second Amendmented the toilet out from beneath herself in the faculty restroom, and an Idaho State University professor Second Amendmented himself in the foot during class. Six weeks of school (counting from the week of August 25), and three teachers have already accidentally fired their handy little safety tools in school. Looking sharp, people. Looking sharp. Swiped from Daily KOS Stealing from the mentally challenged, I see. Have you no scruples? |
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On Tue, 07 Oct 2014 13:28:49 -0400, Harrold wrote:
On 10/7/2014 12:25 PM, F*O*A*D wrote: ...what could possibly go wrong? We have had our third in-school accidental discharge by an armed teacher during the still-very young 2014-2015 school year. A criminal justice instructor at Technology Center of DuPage in Addison accidentally discharged a handgun during class Friday afternoon, striking a file cabinet and hollow wall, officials said. The instructor, a retired FBI agent, wasn't authorized to have the gun on school property, said Jim Thorne, the school's director. "It's not part of the curriculum. It's nothing we knew he had," Thorne said. Three students were watching the instructor's demonstration about 1:30 p.m. in an office adjacent to a classroom, where other students were preparing for the start of class, Thorne said. No one was struck by the bullet, which ended up lodged in another classroom, he said. You will recall that last month saw an armed 6th grade teacher injure herself with porcelain shrapnel as she accidentally Second Amendmented the toilet out from beneath herself in the faculty restroom, and an Idaho State University professor Second Amendmented himself in the foot during class. Six weeks of school (counting from the week of August 25), and three teachers have already accidentally fired their handy little safety tools in school. Looking sharp, people. Looking sharp. Swiped from Daily KOS Stealing from the mentally challenged, I see. Have you no scruples? He's a liberal. 'Nuff said. "It's not a baby kicking, dear bride, it's just a fetus." Harry Krause |
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