....for boots, belts, etc.

I'd bought a pair of boots. They were too big, but before I could call or do anything about sending
them back, my wife threw away the boxes they came in.

So now I thought I'm stuck with these boots that are way too big. Yesterday I called them, knowing
they're going to laugh in my face. I explained my predicament, and instead of laughing the lady
said, "No problem, John, we'll fix you right up. I'll email you a shipping label for the old boots.
Box 'em up and give 'em to the UPS guy who will be delivering your new boots tomorrow."

Unreal!