So, the Higgs Boson walks into a fundamentalist church.

The priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Bosons in here.

The Higgs Boson says, "But without me, how can you have mass?"
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No, I won't explain it.

On Thursday, July 5, 2012 5:43:29 AM UTC-5, X ` Man wrote:
So, the Higgs Boson walks into a fundamentalist church.

The priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Bosons in here.

The Higgs Boson says, "But without me, how can you have mass?"
- - -

No, I won't explain it.

So called fundamentalist churches don't have "mass", you dolt. And no, there is no explanation necessary; especially from an asshat as yourself.

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On Thursday, July 5, 2012 5:43:29 AM UTC-5, X ` Man wrote:
So, the Higgs Boson walks into a fundamentalist church.

The priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Bosons in here.

The Higgs Boson says, "But without me, how can you have mass?"
- - -

No, I won't explain it.

So called fundamentalist churches don't have "mass", you dolt. And no, there is no explanation necessary; especially from an asshat as yourself.

That joke is funny.

On 7/5/2012 7:19 AM, wrote:
On Thursday, July 5, 2012 5:43:29 AM UTC-5, X ` Man wrote:
So, the Higgs Boson walks into a fundamentalist church.

The priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Bosons in here.

The Higgs Boson says, "But without me, how can you have mass?"
- - -

No, I won't explain it.

So called fundamentalist churches don't have "mass", you dolt. And no, there is no explanation necessary; especially from an asshat as yourself.

Harry's joke was almost funny.
Higgs Bosun might just blow the secularist movement out of the water.
I'm sure Harry's wife could put him on the path of righteousness if he
would only listen to her.

On 7/5/2012 7:38 AM, BAR wrote:
In article ,
says...

On Thursday, July 5, 2012 5:43:29 AM UTC-5, X ` Man wrote:
So, the Higgs Boson walks into a fundamentalist church.

The priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Bosons in here.

The Higgs Boson says, "But without me, how can you have mass?"
- - -

No, I won't explain it.

So called fundamentalist churches don't have "mass", you dolt. And no, there is no explanation necessary; especially from an asshat as yourself.

That joke is funny.

You didn't have to say that in front of Harry. Wassa matta wit you?

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In article ,
says...

On Thursday, July 5, 2012 5:43:29 AM UTC-5, X ` Man wrote:
So, the Higgs Boson walks into a fundamentalist church.

The priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Bosons in here.

The Higgs Boson says, "But without me, how can you have mass?"
- - -

No, I won't explain it.

So called fundamentalist churches don't have "mass", you dolt. And no,
there is no explanation necessary; especially from an asshat as yourself.

That joke is funny.


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Yes it was funny, but conceptually wrong. There would still be mass, just
not clumps of mass.

On Jul 5, 6:19*am, wrote:
On Thursday, July 5, 2012 5:43:29 AM UTC-5, X ` Man wrote:
So, the Higgs Boson walks into a fundamentalist church.

The priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Bosons in here.

The Higgs Boson says, "But without me, how can you have mass?"
- - -

No, I won't explain it.

So called fundamentalist churches don't have "mass", you dolt. * And no, there is no explanation necessary; especially from an asshat as yourself.

fundamentalist churches (evangelical) don't have priests either. that
is unless your episcopal or catholic, or orthodox . did i leave
anything out?

BTW, the joke was kinda cute. A bit tacky, but...cute!

LOL!
LOL!

In article om, 5@
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On 7/5/2012 7:19 AM, wrote:
On Thursday, July 5, 2012 5:43:29 AM UTC-5, X ` Man wrote:
So, the Higgs Boson walks into a fundamentalist church.

The priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Bosons in here.

The Higgs Boson says, "But without me, how can you have mass?"
- - -

No, I won't explain it.

So called fundamentalist churches don't have "mass", you dolt. And no, there is no explanation necessary; especially from an asshat as yourself.

Harry's joke was almost funny.
Higgs Bosun might just blow the secularist movement out of the water.
I'm sure Harry's wife could put him on the path of righteousness if he
would only listen to her.

It's all about what caused the big bang. If you take the chair-bound guy
in England's view then you believe that it just happened. Hothing was
there before, it just happened.

In article 99454394-9915-40b7-93b6-
, says...

On Jul 5, 6:19*am, wrote:
On Thursday, July 5, 2012 5:43:29 AM UTC-5, X ` Man wrote:
So, the Higgs Boson walks into a fundamentalist church.

The priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Bosons in here.

The Higgs Boson says, "But without me, how can you have mass?"
- - -

No, I won't explain it.

So called fundamentalist churches don't have "mass", you dolt. * And no, there is no explanation necessary; especially from an asshat as yourself.

fundamentalist churches (evangelical) don't have priests either. that
is unless your episcopal or catholic, or orthodox . did i leave
anything out?

Priest, Pastor, Preacher...its all the same thing.


BTW, the joke was kinda cute. A bit tacky, but...cute!

LOL!
LOL!

On 7/5/12 7:17 PM, Tim wrote:
On Jul 5, 6:19 am, wrote:
On Thursday, July 5, 2012 5:43:29 AM UTC-5, X ` Man wrote:
So, the Higgs Boson walks into a fundamentalist church.

The priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Bosons in here.

The Higgs Boson says, "But without me, how can you have mass?"
- - -

No, I won't explain it.

So called fundamentalist churches don't have "mass", you dolt. And no, there is no explanation necessary; especially from an asshat as yourself.

fundamentalist churches (evangelical) don't have priests either. that
is unless your episcopal or catholic, or orthodox . did i leave
anything out?

BTW, the joke was kinda cute. A bit tacky, but...cute!

LOL!
LOL!



There are or were "fundamentalist Episcopalians."

When we lived in Florida, we had swarms of evangelicals sweeping the
neighborhood, looking for converts, I guess. I thought that sort of
behavior was really annoying. I started a campaign to move our polling
place out of an evangelical church which put up rather disgusting
anti-abortion displays at election time. That campaign bore fruit, and I
was hoping to get all of our county polling places out of churches and
into schools and firehouses and other public facilities, where they
belong, but we relocated back north before we could get the campaign
rolling. Most, maybe all, of our election day polling places in southern
Maryland are in public schools, and there are no politicking is allowed
within a few hundred feet of the voting machines.

I don't think there is anything more disgusting in "religion" than
seeking converts.