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So, the Higgs Boson walks into a fundamentalist church.
The priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Bosons in here. The Higgs Boson says, "But without me, how can you have mass?" - - - No, I won't explain it. |
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On Thursday, July 5, 2012 5:43:29 AM UTC-5, X ` Man wrote:
So, the Higgs Boson walks into a fundamentalist church. The priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Bosons in here. The Higgs Boson says, "But without me, how can you have mass?" - - - No, I won't explain it. So called fundamentalist churches don't have "mass", you dolt. And no, there is no explanation necessary; especially from an asshat as yourself. |
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On 7/5/2012 7:38 AM, BAR wrote:
In article , says... On Thursday, July 5, 2012 5:43:29 AM UTC-5, X ` Man wrote: So, the Higgs Boson walks into a fundamentalist church. The priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Bosons in here. The Higgs Boson says, "But without me, how can you have mass?" - - - No, I won't explain it. So called fundamentalist churches don't have "mass", you dolt. And no, there is no explanation necessary; especially from an asshat as yourself. That joke is funny. You didn't have to say that in front of Harry. Wassa matta wit you? |
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On Jul 5, 6:19*am, wrote:
On Thursday, July 5, 2012 5:43:29 AM UTC-5, X ` Man wrote: So, the Higgs Boson walks into a fundamentalist church. The priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Bosons in here. The Higgs Boson says, "But without me, how can you have mass?" - - - No, I won't explain it. So called fundamentalist churches don't have "mass", you dolt. * And no, there is no explanation necessary; especially from an asshat as yourself. fundamentalist churches (evangelical) don't have priests either. that is unless your episcopal or catholic, or orthodox . did i leave anything out? BTW, the joke was kinda cute. A bit tacky, but...cute! LOL! LOL! |
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5.com says... On 7/5/2012 7:19 AM, wrote: On Thursday, July 5, 2012 5:43:29 AM UTC-5, X ` Man wrote: So, the Higgs Boson walks into a fundamentalist church. The priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Bosons in here. The Higgs Boson says, "But without me, how can you have mass?" - - - No, I won't explain it. So called fundamentalist churches don't have "mass", you dolt. And no, there is no explanation necessary; especially from an asshat as yourself. Harry's joke was almost funny. Higgs Bosun might just blow the secularist movement out of the water. I'm sure Harry's wife could put him on the path of righteousness if he would only listen to her. It's all about what caused the big bang. If you take the chair-bound guy in England's view then you believe that it just happened. Hothing was there before, it just happened. |
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On 7/5/12 7:17 PM, Tim wrote:
On Jul 5, 6:19 am, wrote: On Thursday, July 5, 2012 5:43:29 AM UTC-5, X ` Man wrote: So, the Higgs Boson walks into a fundamentalist church. The priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Bosons in here. The Higgs Boson says, "But without me, how can you have mass?" - - - No, I won't explain it. So called fundamentalist churches don't have "mass", you dolt. And no, there is no explanation necessary; especially from an asshat as yourself. fundamentalist churches (evangelical) don't have priests either. that is unless your episcopal or catholic, or orthodox . did i leave anything out? BTW, the joke was kinda cute. A bit tacky, but...cute! LOL! LOL! There are or were "fundamentalist Episcopalians." When we lived in Florida, we had swarms of evangelicals sweeping the neighborhood, looking for converts, I guess. I thought that sort of behavior was really annoying. I started a campaign to move our polling place out of an evangelical church which put up rather disgusting anti-abortion displays at election time. That campaign bore fruit, and I was hoping to get all of our county polling places out of churches and into schools and firehouses and other public facilities, where they belong, but we relocated back north before we could get the campaign rolling. Most, maybe all, of our election day polling places in southern Maryland are in public schools, and there are no politicking is allowed within a few hundred feet of the voting machines. I don't think there is anything more disgusting in "religion" than seeking converts. |
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