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X ` Man[_3_] July 5th 12 11:43 AM

For my good fundie friends...
 
So, the Higgs Boson walks into a fundamentalist church.

The priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Bosons in here.

The Higgs Boson says, "But without me, how can you have mass?"
- - -

No, I won't explain it.

[email protected] July 5th 12 12:19 PM

For my good fundie friends...
 
On Thursday, July 5, 2012 5:43:29 AM UTC-5, X ` Man wrote:
So, the Higgs Boson walks into a fundamentalist church.

The priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Bosons in here.

The Higgs Boson says, "But without me, how can you have mass?"
- - -

No, I won't explain it.


So called fundamentalist churches don't have "mass", you dolt. And no, there is no explanation necessary; especially from an asshat as yourself.

BAR[_2_] July 5th 12 12:38 PM

For my good fundie friends...
 
In article ,
says...

On Thursday, July 5, 2012 5:43:29 AM UTC-5, X ` Man wrote:
So, the Higgs Boson walks into a fundamentalist church.

The priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Bosons in here.

The Higgs Boson says, "But without me, how can you have mass?"
- - -

No, I won't explain it.


So called fundamentalist churches don't have "mass", you dolt. And no, there is no explanation necessary; especially from an asshat as yourself.


That joke is funny.

Oscar July 5th 12 02:14 PM

For my good fundie friends...
 
On 7/5/2012 7:19 AM, wrote:
On Thursday, July 5, 2012 5:43:29 AM UTC-5, X ` Man wrote:
So, the Higgs Boson walks into a fundamentalist church.

The priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Bosons in here.

The Higgs Boson says, "But without me, how can you have mass?"
- - -

No, I won't explain it.


So called fundamentalist churches don't have "mass", you dolt. And no, there is no explanation necessary; especially from an asshat as yourself.

Harry's joke was almost funny.
Higgs Bosun might just blow the secularist movement out of the water.
I'm sure Harry's wife could put him on the path of righteousness if he
would only listen to her.


Oscar July 5th 12 02:16 PM

For my good fundie friends...
 
On 7/5/2012 7:38 AM, BAR wrote:
In article ,
says...

On Thursday, July 5, 2012 5:43:29 AM UTC-5, X ` Man wrote:
So, the Higgs Boson walks into a fundamentalist church.

The priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Bosons in here.

The Higgs Boson says, "But without me, how can you have mass?"
- - -

No, I won't explain it.


So called fundamentalist churches don't have "mass", you dolt. And no, there is no explanation necessary; especially from an asshat as yourself.


That joke is funny.

You didn't have to say that in front of Harry. Wassa matta wit you?


Califbill July 5th 12 05:04 PM

For my good fundie friends...
 
"BAR" wrote in message ...

In article ,
says...

On Thursday, July 5, 2012 5:43:29 AM UTC-5, X ` Man wrote:
So, the Higgs Boson walks into a fundamentalist church.

The priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Bosons in here.

The Higgs Boson says, "But without me, how can you have mass?"
- - -

No, I won't explain it.


So called fundamentalist churches don't have "mass", you dolt. And no,
there is no explanation necessary; especially from an asshat as yourself.


That joke is funny.


-------------------------------------------------------
Yes it was funny, but conceptually wrong. There would still be mass, just
not clumps of mass.


Tim July 6th 12 12:17 AM

For my good fundie friends...
 
On Jul 5, 6:19*am, wrote:
On Thursday, July 5, 2012 5:43:29 AM UTC-5, X ` Man wrote:
So, the Higgs Boson walks into a fundamentalist church.


The priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Bosons in here.


The Higgs Boson says, "But without me, how can you have mass?"
- - -


No, I won't explain it.


So called fundamentalist churches don't have "mass", you dolt. * And no, there is no explanation necessary; especially from an asshat as yourself.


fundamentalist churches (evangelical) don't have priests either. that
is unless your episcopal or catholic, or orthodox . did i leave
anything out?

BTW, the joke was kinda cute. A bit tacky, but...cute!

LOL!
LOL!

BAR[_2_] July 6th 12 12:45 AM

For my good fundie friends...
 
In article om, 5@
5.com says...

On 7/5/2012 7:19 AM, wrote:
On Thursday, July 5, 2012 5:43:29 AM UTC-5, X ` Man wrote:
So, the Higgs Boson walks into a fundamentalist church.

The priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Bosons in here.

The Higgs Boson says, "But without me, how can you have mass?"
- - -

No, I won't explain it.


So called fundamentalist churches don't have "mass", you dolt. And no, there is no explanation necessary; especially from an asshat as yourself.

Harry's joke was almost funny.
Higgs Bosun might just blow the secularist movement out of the water.
I'm sure Harry's wife could put him on the path of righteousness if he
would only listen to her.


It's all about what caused the big bang. If you take the chair-bound guy
in England's view then you believe that it just happened. Hothing was
there before, it just happened.




BAR[_2_] July 6th 12 12:46 AM

For my good fundie friends...
 
In article 99454394-9915-40b7-93b6-
, says...

On Jul 5, 6:19*am, wrote:
On Thursday, July 5, 2012 5:43:29 AM UTC-5, X ` Man wrote:
So, the Higgs Boson walks into a fundamentalist church.


The priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Bosons in here.


The Higgs Boson says, "But without me, how can you have mass?"
- - -


No, I won't explain it.


So called fundamentalist churches don't have "mass", you dolt. * And no, there is no explanation necessary; especially from an asshat as yourself.


fundamentalist churches (evangelical) don't have priests either. that
is unless your episcopal or catholic, or orthodox . did i leave
anything out?


Priest, Pastor, Preacher...its all the same thing.


BTW, the joke was kinda cute. A bit tacky, but...cute!

LOL!
LOL!




X ` Man[_3_] July 6th 12 12:52 AM

For my good fundie friends...
 
On 7/5/12 7:17 PM, Tim wrote:
On Jul 5, 6:19 am, wrote:
On Thursday, July 5, 2012 5:43:29 AM UTC-5, X ` Man wrote:
So, the Higgs Boson walks into a fundamentalist church.


The priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Bosons in here.


The Higgs Boson says, "But without me, how can you have mass?"
- - -


No, I won't explain it.


So called fundamentalist churches don't have "mass", you dolt. And no, there is no explanation necessary; especially from an asshat as yourself.


fundamentalist churches (evangelical) don't have priests either. that
is unless your episcopal or catholic, or orthodox . did i leave
anything out?

BTW, the joke was kinda cute. A bit tacky, but...cute!

LOL!
LOL!



There are or were "fundamentalist Episcopalians."

When we lived in Florida, we had swarms of evangelicals sweeping the
neighborhood, looking for converts, I guess. I thought that sort of
behavior was really annoying. I started a campaign to move our polling
place out of an evangelical church which put up rather disgusting
anti-abortion displays at election time. That campaign bore fruit, and I
was hoping to get all of our county polling places out of churches and
into schools and firehouses and other public facilities, where they
belong, but we relocated back north before we could get the campaign
rolling. Most, maybe all, of our election day polling places in southern
Maryland are in public schools, and there are no politicking is allowed
within a few hundred feet of the voting machines.

I don't think there is anything more disgusting in "religion" than
seeking converts.

X ` Man[_3_] July 6th 12 12:54 AM

For my good fundie friends...
 
On 7/5/12 7:45 PM, BAR wrote:
In article om, 5@
5.com says...

On 7/5/2012 7:19 AM, wrote:
On Thursday, July 5, 2012 5:43:29 AM UTC-5, X ` Man wrote:
So, the Higgs Boson walks into a fundamentalist church.

The priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Bosons in here.

The Higgs Boson says, "But without me, how can you have mass?"
- - -

No, I won't explain it.

So called fundamentalist churches don't have "mass", you dolt. And no, there is no explanation necessary; especially from an asshat as yourself.

Harry's joke was almost funny.
Higgs Bosun might just blow the secularist movement out of the water.
I'm sure Harry's wife could put him on the path of righteousness if he
would only listen to her.


It's all about what caused the big bang. If you take the chair-bound guy
in England's view then you believe that it just happened. Hothing was
there before, it just happened.





If you have scientific proof of "what" was there before, other than a
singularity of some sort, post it. There's no evidence anywhere on earth
of a supreme being, just various religious superstitions.


Earl[_28_] July 7th 12 03:37 AM

For my good fundie friends...
 
X ` Man wrote:
On 7/5/12 7:17 PM, Tim wrote:
On Jul 5, 6:19 am, wrote:
On Thursday, July 5, 2012 5:43:29 AM UTC-5, X ` Man wrote:
So, the Higgs Boson walks into a fundamentalist church.

The priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Bosons in here.

The Higgs Boson says, "But without me, how can you have mass?"
- - -

No, I won't explain it.

So called fundamentalist churches don't have "mass", you dolt. And
no, there is no explanation necessary; especially from an asshat as
yourself.


fundamentalist churches (evangelical) don't have priests either. that
is unless your episcopal or catholic, or orthodox . did i leave
anything out?

BTW, the joke was kinda cute. A bit tacky, but...cute!

LOL!
LOL!



There are or were "fundamentalist Episcopalians."

When we lived in Florida, we had swarms of evangelicals sweeping the
neighborhood, looking for converts, I guess. I thought that sort of
behavior was really annoying. I started a campaign to move our polling
place out of an evangelical church which put up rather disgusting
anti-abortion displays at election time. That campaign bore fruit, and
I was hoping to get all of our county polling places out of churches
and into schools and firehouses and other public facilities, where
they belong, but we relocated back north before we could get the
campaign rolling. Most, maybe all, of our election day polling places
in southern Maryland are in public schools, and there are no
politicking is allowed within a few hundred feet of the voting machines.

I don't think there is anything more disgusting in "religion" than
seeking converts.

I don't care where I vote an I'm mature enough to not be offended by
simple things.


thumper July 7th 12 03:45 AM

For my good fundie friends...
 
On 7/5/2012 4:45 PM, BAR wrote:

It's all about what caused the big bang. If you take the chair-bound guy
in England's view then you believe that it just happened. Hothing was
there before, it just happened.


There was no 'before'. Time is a property/dimension of the universe.

[email protected] July 7th 12 08:46 AM

For my good fundie friends...
 
On Thursday, July 5, 2012 6:52:00 PM UTC-5, X ` Man wrote:
On 7/5/12 7:17 PM, Tim wrote:
On Jul 5, 6:19 am, wrote:
On Thursday, July 5, 2012 5:43:29 AM UTC-5, X ` Man wrote:
So, the Higgs Boson walks into a fundamentalist church.

The priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Bosons in here.

The Higgs Boson says, "But without me, how can you have mass?"
- - -

No, I won't explain it.

So called fundamentalist churches don't have "mass", you dolt. And no, there is no explanation necessary; especially from an asshat as yourself.


fundamentalist churches (evangelical) don't have priests either. that
is unless your episcopal or catholic, or orthodox . did i leave
anything out?

BTW, the joke was kinda cute. A bit tacky, but...cute!

LOL!
LOL!



There are or were "fundamentalist Episcopalians."

When we lived in Florida, we had swarms of evangelicals sweeping the
neighborhood, looking for converts, I guess. I thought that sort of
behavior was really annoying. I started a campaign to move our polling
place out of an evangelical church which put up rather disgusting
anti-abortion displays at election time. That campaign bore fruit, and I
was hoping to get all of our county polling places out of churches and
into schools and firehouses and other public facilities, where they
belong, but we relocated back north before we could get the campaign
rolling. Most, maybe all, of our election day polling places in southern
Maryland are in public schools, and there are no politicking is allowed
within a few hundred feet of the voting machines.

I don't think there is anything more disgusting in "religion" than
seeking converts.


Good. It's good to see something you are afraid of.


iBoaterer[_2_] July 7th 12 01:39 PM

For my good fundie friends...
 
In article , lid says...

On 7/5/2012 4:45 PM, BAR wrote:

It's all about what caused the big bang. If you take the chair-bound guy
in England's view then you believe that it just happened. Hothing was
there before, it just happened.


There was no 'before'. Time is a property/dimension of the universe.


No Jeebus did it!

Oscar July 7th 12 03:31 PM

For my good fundie friends...
 
On 7/6/2012 10:45 PM, thumper wrote:
On 7/5/2012 4:45 PM, BAR wrote:

It's all about what caused the big bang. If you take the chair-bound guy
in England's view then you believe that it just happened. Hothing was
there before, it just happened.


There was no 'before'. Time is a property/dimension of the universe.


There has to be a before. Who lit the fuse? The big bang didn't just happen.


Oscar July 7th 12 03:34 PM

For my good fundie friends...
 
On 7/7/2012 3:46 AM, wrote:
On Thursday, July 5, 2012 6:52:00 PM UTC-5, X ` Man wrote:
On 7/5/12 7:17 PM, Tim wrote:
On Jul 5, 6:19 am, wrote:
On Thursday, July 5, 2012 5:43:29 AM UTC-5, X ` Man wrote:
So, the Higgs Boson walks into a fundamentalist church.

The priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Bosons in here.

The Higgs Boson says, "But without me, how can you have mass?"
- - -

No, I won't explain it.

So called fundamentalist churches don't have "mass", you dolt. And no, there is no explanation necessary; especially from an asshat as yourself.

fundamentalist churches (evangelical) don't have priests either. that
is unless your episcopal or catholic, or orthodox . did i leave
anything out?

BTW, the joke was kinda cute. A bit tacky, but...cute!

LOL!
LOL!



There are or were "fundamentalist Episcopalians."

When we lived in Florida, we had swarms of evangelicals sweeping the
neighborhood, looking for converts, I guess. I thought that sort of
behavior was really annoying. I started a campaign to move our polling
place out of an evangelical church which put up rather disgusting
anti-abortion displays at election time. That campaign bore fruit, and I
was hoping to get all of our county polling places out of churches and
into schools and firehouses and other public facilities, where they
belong, but we relocated back north before we could get the campaign
rolling. Most, maybe all, of our election day polling places in southern
Maryland are in public schools, and there are no politicking is allowed
within a few hundred feet of the voting machines.

I don't think there is anything more disgusting in "religion" than
seeking converts.


Good. It's good to see something you are afraid of.

Harry is in the middle of one of his hissy fits. I wish he'd just go
into a corner and suck his thumb, like good little boys his mental age do.


BAR[_2_] July 7th 12 03:52 PM

For my good fundie friends...
 
In article , lid says...

On 7/5/2012 4:45 PM, BAR wrote:

It's all about what caused the big bang. If you take the chair-bound guy
in England's view then you believe that it just happened. Hothing was
there before, it just happened.


There was no 'before'. Time is a property/dimension of the universe.


Time is measured from one point to another point. Without a "before"
there has to be a beginning. What was the beginning? Where did the
energy from the beginning come from or did it just exist in a state of
no time.

BAR[_2_] July 7th 12 06:23 PM

For my good fundie friends...
 
In article ,
says...

On Thursday, July 5, 2012 6:52:00 PM UTC-5, X ` Man wrote:
On 7/5/12 7:17 PM, Tim wrote:
On Jul 5, 6:19 am, wrote:
On Thursday, July 5, 2012 5:43:29 AM UTC-5, X ` Man wrote:
So, the Higgs Boson walks into a fundamentalist church.

The priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Bosons in here.

The Higgs Boson says, "But without me, how can you have mass?"
- - -

No, I won't explain it.

So called fundamentalist churches don't have "mass", you dolt. And no, there is no explanation necessary; especially from an asshat as yourself.

fundamentalist churches (evangelical) don't have priests either. that
is unless your episcopal or catholic, or orthodox . did i leave
anything out?

BTW, the joke was kinda cute. A bit tacky, but...cute!

LOL!
LOL!



There are or were "fundamentalist Episcopalians."

When we lived in Florida, we had swarms of evangelicals sweeping the
neighborhood, looking for converts, I guess. I thought that sort of
behavior was really annoying. I started a campaign to move our polling
place out of an evangelical church which put up rather disgusting
anti-abortion displays at election time. That campaign bore fruit, and I
was hoping to get all of our county polling places out of churches and
into schools and firehouses and other public facilities, where they
belong, but we relocated back north before we could get the campaign
rolling. Most, maybe all, of our election day polling places in southern
Maryland are in public schools, and there are no politicking is allowed
within a few hundred feet of the voting machines.

I don't think there is anything more disgusting in "religion" than
seeking converts.


Good. It's good to see something you are afraid of.


Convert's to Democrat causes is a good thing?



X ` Man[_3_] July 7th 12 06:33 PM

For my good fundie friends...
 
On 7/7/12 1:23 PM, BAR wrote:
In article ,
says...

On Thursday, July 5, 2012 6:52:00 PM UTC-5, X ` Man wrote:
On 7/5/12 7:17 PM, Tim wrote:
On Jul 5, 6:19 am, wrote:
On Thursday, July 5, 2012 5:43:29 AM UTC-5, X ` Man wrote:
So, the Higgs Boson walks into a fundamentalist church.

The priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Bosons in here.

The Higgs Boson says, "But without me, how can you have mass?"
- - -

No, I won't explain it.

So called fundamentalist churches don't have "mass", you dolt. And no, there is no explanation necessary; especially from an asshat as yourself.

fundamentalist churches (evangelical) don't have priests either. that
is unless your episcopal or catholic, or orthodox . did i leave
anything out?

BTW, the joke was kinda cute. A bit tacky, but...cute!

LOL!
LOL!



There are or were "fundamentalist Episcopalians."

When we lived in Florida, we had swarms of evangelicals sweeping the
neighborhood, looking for converts, I guess. I thought that sort of
behavior was really annoying. I started a campaign to move our polling
place out of an evangelical church which put up rather disgusting
anti-abortion displays at election time. That campaign bore fruit, and I
was hoping to get all of our county polling places out of churches and
into schools and firehouses and other public facilities, where they
belong, but we relocated back north before we could get the campaign
rolling. Most, maybe all, of our election day polling places in southern
Maryland are in public schools, and there are no politicking is allowed
within a few hundred feet of the voting machines.

I don't think there is anything more disgusting in "religion" than
seeking converts.


Good. It's good to see something you are afraid of.


Convert's to Democrat causes is a good thing?




You should stick to the other subjects about which you know nothing,
such as theoretical physics.


thumper July 12th 12 03:19 AM

For my good fundie friends...
 
On 7/7/2012 7:31 AM, Oscar wrote:
On 7/6/2012 10:45 PM, thumper wrote:
On 7/5/2012 4:45 PM, BAR wrote:

It's all about what caused the big bang. If you take the chair-bound guy
in England's view then you believe that it just happened. Hothing was
there before, it just happened.


There was no 'before'. Time is a property/dimension of the universe.


There has to be a before. Who lit the fuse? The big bang didn't just
happen.


Why not? Explain what causes quantum fluctuation.


thumper July 12th 12 03:21 AM

For my good fundie friends...
 
On 7/7/2012 7:52 AM, BAR wrote:
In article , lid says...

On 7/5/2012 4:45 PM, BAR wrote:

It's all about what caused the big bang. If you take the chair-bound guy
in England's view then you believe that it just happened. Hothing was
there before, it just happened.


There was no 'before'. Time is a property/dimension of the universe.


Time is measured from one point to another point. Without a "before"
there has to be a beginning. What was the beginning? Where did the
energy from the beginning come from or did it just exist in a state of
no time.


Only within this universe. What is south of the south pole?



BAR[_2_] July 12th 12 12:35 PM

For my good fundie friends...
 
In article , lid says...

On 7/7/2012 7:31 AM, Oscar wrote:
On 7/6/2012 10:45 PM, thumper wrote:
On 7/5/2012 4:45 PM, BAR wrote:

It's all about what caused the big bang. If you take the chair-bound guy
in England's view then you believe that it just happened. Hothing was
there before, it just happened.

There was no 'before'. Time is a property/dimension of the universe.


There has to be a before. Who lit the fuse? The big bang didn't just
happen.


Why not? Explain what causes quantum fluctuation.


We know the effect, we don't know the cause.

X ` Man[_3_] July 12th 12 12:49 PM

For my good fundie friends...
 
On 7/12/12 7:35 AM, BAR wrote:
In article , lid says...

On 7/7/2012 7:31 AM, Oscar wrote:
On 7/6/2012 10:45 PM, thumper wrote:
On 7/5/2012 4:45 PM, BAR wrote:

It's all about what caused the big bang. If you take the chair-bound guy
in England's view then you believe that it just happened. Hothing was
there before, it just happened.

There was no 'before'. Time is a property/dimension of the universe.

There has to be a before. Who lit the fuse? The big bang didn't just
happen.


Why not? Explain what causes quantum fluctuation.


We know the effect, we don't know the cause.


So, then, why *assume* some sort of "god" was involved. Why, because it
is just another example of man trying to explain away what he doesn't
know via religious belief. Superstition.



iBoaterer[_2_] July 12th 12 01:20 PM

For my good fundie friends...
 
In article , dump-on-
says...

On 7/12/12 7:35 AM, BAR wrote:
In article ,
lid says...

On 7/7/2012 7:31 AM, Oscar wrote:
On 7/6/2012 10:45 PM, thumper wrote:
On 7/5/2012 4:45 PM, BAR wrote:

It's all about what caused the big bang. If you take the chair-bound guy
in England's view then you believe that it just happened. Hothing was
there before, it just happened.

There was no 'before'. Time is a property/dimension of the universe.

There has to be a before. Who lit the fuse? The big bang didn't just
happen.


Why not? Explain what causes quantum fluctuation.


We know the effect, we don't know the cause.


So, then, why *assume* some sort of "god" was involved. Why, because it
is just another example of man trying to explain away what he doesn't
know via religious belief. Superstition.


Nah, just a group trying to corral everyone into their beliefs to make
money.

Eisboch[_8_] July 12th 12 01:51 PM

For my good fundie friends...
 


"X ` Man" wrote in message
m...

On 7/12/12 7:35 AM, BAR wrote:
In article , lid says...

On 7/7/2012 7:31 AM, Oscar wrote:
On 7/6/2012 10:45 PM, thumper wrote:
On 7/5/2012 4:45 PM, BAR wrote:

It's all about what caused the big bang. If you take the
chair-bound guy
in England's view then you believe that it just happened.
Hothing was
there before, it just happened.

There was no 'before'. Time is a property/dimension of the
universe.

There has to be a before. Who lit the fuse? The big bang didn't
just
happen.


Why not? Explain what causes quantum fluctuation.


We know the effect, we don't know the cause.


So, then, why *assume* some sort of "god" was involved. Why, because
it
is just another example of man trying to explain away what he doesn't
know via religious belief. Superstition.

----------------------------------------------------------

The problem with the "quantum fluctuation" answer is that by it's own
rules,
something had to exist before the Big Bang to have a quantum
fluctuation *in*
(thereby causing the Big Bang)

"What" that "something" is or was is the key to the next step in
understanding
the mystery that surrounds us ... assuming of course that we all
actual exist.



X ` Man[_3_] July 12th 12 02:02 PM

For my good fundie friends...
 
On 7/12/12 8:51 AM, Eisboch wrote:


"X ` Man" wrote in message
m...

On 7/12/12 7:35 AM, BAR wrote:
In article , lid says...

On 7/7/2012 7:31 AM, Oscar wrote:
On 7/6/2012 10:45 PM, thumper wrote:
On 7/5/2012 4:45 PM, BAR wrote:

It's all about what caused the big bang. If you take the
chair-bound guy
in England's view then you believe that it just happened. Hothing was
there before, it just happened.

There was no 'before'. Time is a property/dimension of the universe.

There has to be a before. Who lit the fuse? The big bang didn't just
happen.


Why not? Explain what causes quantum fluctuation.


We know the effect, we don't know the cause.


So, then, why *assume* some sort of "god" was involved. Why, because it
is just another example of man trying to explain away what he doesn't
know via religious belief. Superstition.

----------------------------------------------------------

The problem with the "quantum fluctuation" answer is that by it's own
rules,
something had to exist before the Big Bang to have a quantum fluctuation
*in*
(thereby causing the Big Bang)

"What" that "something" is or was is the key to the next step in
understanding
the mystery that surrounds us ... assuming of course that we all actual
exist.




I'm sure about me...but...are you more than a collection of electrons here?

Seriously, though (ha), the inability of man to know with certainly of
the existence of a creator is reason enough to be agnostic. We believe
such will remain unknown or unknowable and thus, our skepticism.

It's ironic to me that so many religious fundamentalists deny evolution
when so much of what they believe is the result of the evolution of
religion itself.




Jim July 12th 12 02:14 PM

For my good fundie friends...
 
On 7/11/2012 10:21 PM, thumper wrote:
On 7/7/2012 7:52 AM, BAR wrote:
In article , lid says...

On 7/5/2012 4:45 PM, BAR wrote:

It's all about what caused the big bang. If you take the chair-bound
guy
in England's view then you believe that it just happened. Hothing was
there before, it just happened.

There was no 'before'. Time is a property/dimension of the universe.


Time is measured from one point to another point. Without a "before"
there has to be a beginning. What was the beginning? Where did the
energy from the beginning come from or did it just exist in a state of
no time.


Only within this universe. What is south of the south pole?


Stand on the south pole and take 10 paces to the south. I think you will
find yourself marching in place.


Meyer[_2_] July 12th 12 02:18 PM

For my good fundie friends...
 
On 7/11/2012 10:19 PM, thumper wrote:
On 7/7/2012 7:31 AM, Oscar wrote:
On 7/6/2012 10:45 PM, thumper wrote:
On 7/5/2012 4:45 PM, BAR wrote:

It's all about what caused the big bang. If you take the chair-bound
guy
in England's view then you believe that it just happened. Hothing was
there before, it just happened.

There was no 'before'. Time is a property/dimension of the universe.


There has to be a before. Who lit the fuse? The big bang didn't just
happen.


Why not? Explain what causes quantum fluctuation.


Mexican food. ;-)


Meyer[_2_] July 12th 12 02:32 PM

For my good fundie friends...
 
On 7/12/2012 8:20 AM, iBoaterer wrote:
In article , dump-on-
says...

On 7/12/12 7:35 AM, BAR wrote:
In article ,
lid says...

On 7/7/2012 7:31 AM, Oscar wrote:
On 7/6/2012 10:45 PM, thumper wrote:
On 7/5/2012 4:45 PM, BAR wrote:

It's all about what caused the big bang. If you take the chair-bound guy
in England's view then you believe that it just happened. Hothing was
there before, it just happened.

There was no 'before'. Time is a property/dimension of the universe.

There has to be a before. Who lit the fuse? The big bang didn't just
happen.


Why not? Explain what causes quantum fluctuation.

We know the effect, we don't know the cause.


So, then, why *assume* some sort of "god" was involved. Why, because it
is just another example of man trying to explain away what he doesn't
know via religious belief. Superstition.


Nah, just a group trying to corral everyone into their beliefs to make
money.

Power and control through money.



Jim July 12th 12 02:36 PM

For my good fundie friends...
 
On 7/12/2012 8:51 AM, Eisboch wrote:


"X ` Man" wrote in message
m...

On 7/12/12 7:35 AM, BAR wrote:
In article , lid says...

On 7/7/2012 7:31 AM, Oscar wrote:
On 7/6/2012 10:45 PM, thumper wrote:
On 7/5/2012 4:45 PM, BAR wrote:

It's all about what caused the big bang. If you take the
chair-bound guy
in England's view then you believe that it just happened. Hothing was
there before, it just happened.

There was no 'before'. Time is a property/dimension of the universe.

There has to be a before. Who lit the fuse? The big bang didn't just
happen.


Why not? Explain what causes quantum fluctuation.


We know the effect, we don't know the cause.


So, then, why *assume* some sort of "god" was involved. Why, because it
is just another example of man trying to explain away what he doesn't
know via religious belief. Superstition.

----------------------------------------------------------

The problem with the "quantum fluctuation" answer is that by it's own
rules,
something had to exist before the Big Bang to have a quantum fluctuation
*in*
(thereby causing the Big Bang)

"What" that "something" is or was is the key to the next step in
understanding
the mystery that surrounds us ... assuming of course that we all actual
exist.


If you discover that you don't exist, can I have your Mini?


Eisboch[_8_] July 12th 12 02:36 PM

For my good fundie friends...
 


"X ` Man" wrote in message
...

On 7/12/12 8:51 AM, Eisboch wrote:


"X ` Man" wrote in message
m...

On 7/12/12 7:35 AM, BAR wrote:
In article , lid says...

On 7/7/2012 7:31 AM, Oscar wrote:
On 7/6/2012 10:45 PM, thumper wrote:
On 7/5/2012 4:45 PM, BAR wrote:

It's all about what caused the big bang. If you take the
chair-bound guy
in England's view then you believe that it just happened.
Hothing was
there before, it just happened.

There was no 'before'. Time is a property/dimension of the
universe.

There has to be a before. Who lit the fuse? The big bang didn't
just
happen.


Why not? Explain what causes quantum fluctuation.


We know the effect, we don't know the cause.


So, then, why *assume* some sort of "god" was involved. Why, because
it
is just another example of man trying to explain away what he
doesn't
know via religious belief. Superstition.

----------------------------------------------------------

The problem with the "quantum fluctuation" answer is that by it's
own
rules,
something had to exist before the Big Bang to have a quantum
fluctuation
*in*
(thereby causing the Big Bang)

"What" that "something" is or was is the key to the next step in
understanding
the mystery that surrounds us ... assuming of course that we all
actual
exist.




I'm sure about me...but...are you more than a collection of electrons
here?

Seriously, though (ha), the inability of man to know with certainly of
the existence of a creator is reason enough to be agnostic. We believe
such will remain unknown or unknowable and thus, our skepticism.

It's ironic to me that so many religious fundamentalists deny
evolution
when so much of what they believe is the result of the evolution of
religion itself.

---------------------------------------------------------

Ancient humans didn't have the scientific evidence and knowledge
that we have today but I think they had inquiring minds and
intelligence.
Without the scientific evidence it is perfectly understandable to me
that various "creators" were envisioned with an evolution and
embellishment of stories over the centuries. The fact is, there is
still no answer of how all this came to be. I have no problem with
those of "faith" who believe in a God or Creator. It's still as good
of an answer as any scientific theory, so far. The stories of course
are a little far-fetched, but it's part of the faith of the believers.

If we survive another 1000 years (which is doubtful) imagine how
our descendants will view our current beliefs and/or scientific
evidence.






X ` Man[_3_] July 12th 12 02:41 PM

For my good fundie friends...
 
On 7/12/12 9:36 AM, Eisboch wrote:


"X ` Man" wrote in message
...

On 7/12/12 8:51 AM, Eisboch wrote:


"X ` Man" wrote in message
m...

On 7/12/12 7:35 AM, BAR wrote:
In article , lid says...

On 7/7/2012 7:31 AM, Oscar wrote:
On 7/6/2012 10:45 PM, thumper wrote:
On 7/5/2012 4:45 PM, BAR wrote:

It's all about what caused the big bang. If you take the
chair-bound guy
in England's view then you believe that it just happened. Hothing
was
there before, it just happened.

There was no 'before'. Time is a property/dimension of the universe.

There has to be a before. Who lit the fuse? The big bang didn't just
happen.


Why not? Explain what causes quantum fluctuation.

We know the effect, we don't know the cause.


So, then, why *assume* some sort of "god" was involved. Why, because it
is just another example of man trying to explain away what he doesn't
know via religious belief. Superstition.

----------------------------------------------------------

The problem with the "quantum fluctuation" answer is that by it's own
rules,
something had to exist before the Big Bang to have a quantum fluctuation
*in*
(thereby causing the Big Bang)

"What" that "something" is or was is the key to the next step in
understanding
the mystery that surrounds us ... assuming of course that we all actual
exist.




I'm sure about me...but...are you more than a collection of electrons here?

Seriously, though (ha), the inability of man to know with certainly of
the existence of a creator is reason enough to be agnostic. We believe
such will remain unknown or unknowable and thus, our skepticism.

It's ironic to me that so many religious fundamentalists deny evolution
when so much of what they believe is the result of the evolution of
religion itself.

---------------------------------------------------------

Ancient humans didn't have the scientific evidence and knowledge
that we have today but I think they had inquiring minds and intelligence.
Without the scientific evidence it is perfectly understandable to me
that various "creators" were envisioned with an evolution and
embellishment of stories over the centuries. The fact is, there is
still no answer of how all this came to be. I have no problem with
those of "faith" who believe in a God or Creator. It's still as good
of an answer as any scientific theory, so far. The stories of course
are a little far-fetched, but it's part of the faith of the believers.

If we survive another 1000 years (which is doubtful) imagine how
our descendants will view our current beliefs and/or scientific
evidence.






I don't disagree. And my "problem" with religion is not that people
believe in a creator...it's that many of them try to shovel their
religious beliefs onto others or onto society. That's also been the
"problem" with religion since religion's beginnings.


Eisboch[_8_] July 12th 12 03:02 PM

For my good fundie friends...
 


"Jim" wrote in message ...

On 7/12/2012 8:51 AM, Eisboch wrote:


----------------------------------------------------------

The problem with the "quantum fluctuation" answer is that by it's
own
rules,
something had to exist before the Big Bang to have a quantum
fluctuation
*in*
(thereby causing the Big Bang)

"What" that "something" is or was is the key to the next step in
understanding
the mystery that surrounds us ... assuming of course that we all
actual
exist.




If you discover that you don't exist, can I have your Mini?
-----------------------------------------

Sure, assuming of course that *it* exists.




Meyer[_2_] July 12th 12 03:10 PM

For my good fundie friends...
 
On 7/12/2012 9:41 AM, X ` Man wrote:
On 7/12/12 9:36 AM, Eisboch wrote:


"X ` Man" wrote in message
...

On 7/12/12 8:51 AM, Eisboch wrote:


"X ` Man" wrote in message
m...

On 7/12/12 7:35 AM, BAR wrote:
In article , lid says...

On 7/7/2012 7:31 AM, Oscar wrote:
On 7/6/2012 10:45 PM, thumper wrote:
On 7/5/2012 4:45 PM, BAR wrote:

It's all about what caused the big bang. If you take the
chair-bound guy
in England's view then you believe that it just happened. Hothing
was
there before, it just happened.

There was no 'before'. Time is a property/dimension of the
universe.

There has to be a before. Who lit the fuse? The big bang didn't just
happen.


Why not? Explain what causes quantum fluctuation.

We know the effect, we don't know the cause.


So, then, why *assume* some sort of "god" was involved. Why, because it
is just another example of man trying to explain away what he doesn't
know via religious belief. Superstition.

----------------------------------------------------------

The problem with the "quantum fluctuation" answer is that by it's own
rules,
something had to exist before the Big Bang to have a quantum fluctuation
*in*
(thereby causing the Big Bang)

"What" that "something" is or was is the key to the next step in
understanding
the mystery that surrounds us ... assuming of course that we all actual
exist.




I'm sure about me...but...are you more than a collection of electrons
here?

Seriously, though (ha), the inability of man to know with certainly of
the existence of a creator is reason enough to be agnostic. We believe
such will remain unknown or unknowable and thus, our skepticism.

It's ironic to me that so many religious fundamentalists deny evolution
when so much of what they believe is the result of the evolution of
religion itself.

---------------------------------------------------------

Ancient humans didn't have the scientific evidence and knowledge
that we have today but I think they had inquiring minds and intelligence.
Without the scientific evidence it is perfectly understandable to me
that various "creators" were envisioned with an evolution and
embellishment of stories over the centuries. The fact is, there is
still no answer of how all this came to be. I have no problem with
those of "faith" who believe in a God or Creator. It's still as good
of an answer as any scientific theory, so far. The stories of course
are a little far-fetched, but it's part of the faith of the believers.

If we survive another 1000 years (which is doubtful) imagine how
our descendants will view our current beliefs and/or scientific
evidence.






I don't disagree. And my "problem" with religion is not that people
believe in a creator...it's that many of them try to shovel their
religious beliefs onto others or onto society. That's also been the
"problem" with religion since religion's beginnings.


A little primmer on society for you.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Society

It's not up to you to decide who pushes what.




Eisboch[_8_] July 12th 12 03:12 PM

For my good fundie friends...
 


"X ` Man" wrote in message
...

On 7/12/12 9:36 AM, Eisboch wrote:


"X ` Man" wrote in message
...

On 7/12/12 8:51 AM, Eisboch wrote:


"X ` Man" wrote in message
m...

On 7/12/12 7:35 AM, BAR wrote:
In article , lid says...

On 7/7/2012 7:31 AM, Oscar wrote:
On 7/6/2012 10:45 PM, thumper wrote:
On 7/5/2012 4:45 PM, BAR wrote:

It's all about what caused the big bang. If you take the
chair-bound guy
in England's view then you believe that it just happened.
Hothing
was
there before, it just happened.

There was no 'before'. Time is a property/dimension of the
universe.

There has to be a before. Who lit the fuse? The big bang didn't
just
happen.


Why not? Explain what causes quantum fluctuation.

We know the effect, we don't know the cause.


So, then, why *assume* some sort of "god" was involved. Why,
because it
is just another example of man trying to explain away what he
doesn't
know via religious belief. Superstition.

----------------------------------------------------------

The problem with the "quantum fluctuation" answer is that by it's
own
rules,
something had to exist before the Big Bang to have a quantum
fluctuation
*in*
(thereby causing the Big Bang)

"What" that "something" is or was is the key to the next step in
understanding
the mystery that surrounds us ... assuming of course that we all
actual
exist.




I'm sure about me...but...are you more than a collection of
electrons here?

Seriously, though (ha), the inability of man to know with certainly
of
the existence of a creator is reason enough to be agnostic. We
believe
such will remain unknown or unknowable and thus, our skepticism.

It's ironic to me that so many religious fundamentalists deny
evolution
when so much of what they believe is the result of the evolution of
religion itself.

---------------------------------------------------------

Ancient humans didn't have the scientific evidence and knowledge
that we have today but I think they had inquiring minds and
intelligence.
Without the scientific evidence it is perfectly understandable to me
that various "creators" were envisioned with an evolution and
embellishment of stories over the centuries. The fact is, there is
still no answer of how all this came to be. I have no problem with
those of "faith" who believe in a God or Creator. It's still as
good
of an answer as any scientific theory, so far. The stories of
course
are a little far-fetched, but it's part of the faith of the
believers.

If we survive another 1000 years (which is doubtful) imagine how
our descendants will view our current beliefs and/or scientific
evidence.






I don't disagree. And my "problem" with religion is not that people
believe in a creator...it's that many of them try to shovel their
religious beliefs onto others or onto society. That's also been the
"problem" with religion since religion's beginnings.

---------------------------------------------------

Frankly, I don't see anyone trying to shovel any religious doctrine
down my throat and in the past 3 years I've met more people that
have close to "fundamentalist" views on religion than any other
time in my life. One of the surprising things I learned about
musicians ... and guitar players in particular ... is the large number
of them who play at their church services. I can easily come up
with at least 30 people who frequent the shop weekly who
are involved in this. None have ever tried to impose any religious
beliefs onto me or anyone else that I know of.

I haven't been in a church (for services) since Mrs.E. and I were
married 42 years
ago. Maybe those that know me are concerned that their church would
be
hit with a bolt of lightning if I ever showed up.



Meyer[_2_] July 12th 12 03:27 PM

For my good fundie friends...
 
On 7/12/2012 10:12 AM, Eisboch wrote:


"X ` Man" wrote in message
...

On 7/12/12 9:36 AM, Eisboch wrote:


"X ` Man" wrote in message
...

On 7/12/12 8:51 AM, Eisboch wrote:


"X ` Man" wrote in message
m...

On 7/12/12 7:35 AM, BAR wrote:
In article , lid says...

On 7/7/2012 7:31 AM, Oscar wrote:
On 7/6/2012 10:45 PM, thumper wrote:
On 7/5/2012 4:45 PM, BAR wrote:

It's all about what caused the big bang. If you take the
chair-bound guy
in England's view then you believe that it just happened. Hothing
was
there before, it just happened.

There was no 'before'. Time is a property/dimension of the
universe.

There has to be a before. Who lit the fuse? The big bang didn't just
happen.


Why not? Explain what causes quantum fluctuation.

We know the effect, we don't know the cause.


So, then, why *assume* some sort of "god" was involved. Why, because it
is just another example of man trying to explain away what he doesn't
know via religious belief. Superstition.

----------------------------------------------------------

The problem with the "quantum fluctuation" answer is that by it's own
rules,
something had to exist before the Big Bang to have a quantum fluctuation
*in*
(thereby causing the Big Bang)

"What" that "something" is or was is the key to the next step in
understanding
the mystery that surrounds us ... assuming of course that we all actual
exist.




I'm sure about me...but...are you more than a collection of electrons
here?

Seriously, though (ha), the inability of man to know with certainly of
the existence of a creator is reason enough to be agnostic. We believe
such will remain unknown or unknowable and thus, our skepticism.

It's ironic to me that so many religious fundamentalists deny evolution
when so much of what they believe is the result of the evolution of
religion itself.

---------------------------------------------------------

Ancient humans didn't have the scientific evidence and knowledge
that we have today but I think they had inquiring minds and intelligence.
Without the scientific evidence it is perfectly understandable to me
that various "creators" were envisioned with an evolution and
embellishment of stories over the centuries. The fact is, there is
still no answer of how all this came to be. I have no problem with
those of "faith" who believe in a God or Creator. It's still as good
of an answer as any scientific theory, so far. The stories of course
are a little far-fetched, but it's part of the faith of the believers.

If we survive another 1000 years (which is doubtful) imagine how
our descendants will view our current beliefs and/or scientific
evidence.






I don't disagree. And my "problem" with religion is not that people
believe in a creator...it's that many of them try to shovel their
religious beliefs onto others or onto society. That's also been the
"problem" with religion since religion's beginnings.

---------------------------------------------------

Frankly, I don't see anyone trying to shovel any religious doctrine
down my throat and in the past 3 years I've met more people that
have close to "fundamentalist" views on religion than any other
time in my life. One of the surprising things I learned about
musicians ... and guitar players in particular ... is the large number
of them who play at their church services. I can easily come up
with at least 30 people who frequent the shop weekly who
are involved in this. None have ever tried to impose any religious
beliefs onto me or anyone else that I know of.

I haven't been in a church (for services) since Mrs.E. and I were
married 42 years
ago. Maybe those that know me are concerned that their church would be
hit with a bolt of lightning if I ever showed up.


They say that music touches the soul.


thumper July 12th 12 06:17 PM

For my good fundie friends...
 
On 7/12/2012 5:51 AM, Eisboch wrote:


"X ` Man" wrote in message
m...

On 7/12/12 7:35 AM, BAR wrote:
In article , lid says...

On 7/7/2012 7:31 AM, Oscar wrote:
On 7/6/2012 10:45 PM, thumper wrote:
On 7/5/2012 4:45 PM, BAR wrote:

It's all about what caused the big bang. If you take the
chair-bound guy
in England's view then you believe that it just happened. Hothing was
there before, it just happened.

There was no 'before'. Time is a property/dimension of the universe.

There has to be a before. Who lit the fuse? The big bang didn't just
happen.


Why not? Explain what causes quantum fluctuation.


We know the effect, we don't know the cause.


So, then, why *assume* some sort of "god" was involved. Why, because it
is just another example of man trying to explain away what he doesn't
know via religious belief. Superstition.

----------------------------------------------------------

The problem with the "quantum fluctuation" answer is that by it's own
rules,
something had to exist before the Big Bang to have a quantum fluctuation
*in*
(thereby causing the Big Bang)


It is well established that time is a relativistic dimension of the
universe. How do we know it to exist (as cause-effect) outside of it?

thumper July 12th 12 06:26 PM

For my good fundie friends...
 
On 7/12/2012 6:14 AM, Jim wrote:
On 7/11/2012 10:21 PM, thumper wrote:
On 7/7/2012 7:52 AM, BAR wrote:
In article , lid says...

On 7/5/2012 4:45 PM, BAR wrote:

It's all about what caused the big bang. If you take the chair-bound
guy
in England's view then you believe that it just happened. Hothing was
there before, it just happened.

There was no 'before'. Time is a property/dimension of the universe.

Time is measured from one point to another point. Without a "before"
there has to be a beginning. What was the beginning? Where did the
energy from the beginning come from or did it just exist in a state of
no time.


Only within this universe. What is south of the south pole?


Stand on the south pole and take 10 paces to the south. I think you will
find yourself marching in place.


You got it.

thumper July 12th 12 06:26 PM

For my good fundie friends...
 
On 7/12/2012 6:18 AM, Meyer wrote:
On 7/11/2012 10:19 PM, thumper wrote:


Why not? Explain what causes quantum fluctuation.


Mexican food. ;-)


Feels about right...



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