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X ` Man[_3_] July 6th 12 12:54 AM

For my good fundie friends...
 
On 7/5/12 7:45 PM, BAR wrote:
In article om, 5@
5.com says...

On 7/5/2012 7:19 AM, wrote:
On Thursday, July 5, 2012 5:43:29 AM UTC-5, X ` Man wrote:
So, the Higgs Boson walks into a fundamentalist church.

The priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Bosons in here.

The Higgs Boson says, "But without me, how can you have mass?"
- - -

No, I won't explain it.

So called fundamentalist churches don't have "mass", you dolt. And no, there is no explanation necessary; especially from an asshat as yourself.

Harry's joke was almost funny.
Higgs Bosun might just blow the secularist movement out of the water.
I'm sure Harry's wife could put him on the path of righteousness if he
would only listen to her.


It's all about what caused the big bang. If you take the chair-bound guy
in England's view then you believe that it just happened. Hothing was
there before, it just happened.





If you have scientific proof of "what" was there before, other than a
singularity of some sort, post it. There's no evidence anywhere on earth
of a supreme being, just various religious superstitions.


Earl[_28_] July 7th 12 03:37 AM

For my good fundie friends...
 
X ` Man wrote:
On 7/5/12 7:17 PM, Tim wrote:
On Jul 5, 6:19 am, wrote:
On Thursday, July 5, 2012 5:43:29 AM UTC-5, X ` Man wrote:
So, the Higgs Boson walks into a fundamentalist church.

The priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Bosons in here.

The Higgs Boson says, "But without me, how can you have mass?"
- - -

No, I won't explain it.

So called fundamentalist churches don't have "mass", you dolt. And
no, there is no explanation necessary; especially from an asshat as
yourself.


fundamentalist churches (evangelical) don't have priests either. that
is unless your episcopal or catholic, or orthodox . did i leave
anything out?

BTW, the joke was kinda cute. A bit tacky, but...cute!

LOL!
LOL!



There are or were "fundamentalist Episcopalians."

When we lived in Florida, we had swarms of evangelicals sweeping the
neighborhood, looking for converts, I guess. I thought that sort of
behavior was really annoying. I started a campaign to move our polling
place out of an evangelical church which put up rather disgusting
anti-abortion displays at election time. That campaign bore fruit, and
I was hoping to get all of our county polling places out of churches
and into schools and firehouses and other public facilities, where
they belong, but we relocated back north before we could get the
campaign rolling. Most, maybe all, of our election day polling places
in southern Maryland are in public schools, and there are no
politicking is allowed within a few hundred feet of the voting machines.

I don't think there is anything more disgusting in "religion" than
seeking converts.

I don't care where I vote an I'm mature enough to not be offended by
simple things.


thumper July 7th 12 03:45 AM

For my good fundie friends...
 
On 7/5/2012 4:45 PM, BAR wrote:

It's all about what caused the big bang. If you take the chair-bound guy
in England's view then you believe that it just happened. Hothing was
there before, it just happened.


There was no 'before'. Time is a property/dimension of the universe.

[email protected] July 7th 12 08:46 AM

For my good fundie friends...
 
On Thursday, July 5, 2012 6:52:00 PM UTC-5, X ` Man wrote:
On 7/5/12 7:17 PM, Tim wrote:
On Jul 5, 6:19 am, wrote:
On Thursday, July 5, 2012 5:43:29 AM UTC-5, X ` Man wrote:
So, the Higgs Boson walks into a fundamentalist church.

The priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Bosons in here.

The Higgs Boson says, "But without me, how can you have mass?"
- - -

No, I won't explain it.

So called fundamentalist churches don't have "mass", you dolt. And no, there is no explanation necessary; especially from an asshat as yourself.


fundamentalist churches (evangelical) don't have priests either. that
is unless your episcopal or catholic, or orthodox . did i leave
anything out?

BTW, the joke was kinda cute. A bit tacky, but...cute!

LOL!
LOL!



There are or were "fundamentalist Episcopalians."

When we lived in Florida, we had swarms of evangelicals sweeping the
neighborhood, looking for converts, I guess. I thought that sort of
behavior was really annoying. I started a campaign to move our polling
place out of an evangelical church which put up rather disgusting
anti-abortion displays at election time. That campaign bore fruit, and I
was hoping to get all of our county polling places out of churches and
into schools and firehouses and other public facilities, where they
belong, but we relocated back north before we could get the campaign
rolling. Most, maybe all, of our election day polling places in southern
Maryland are in public schools, and there are no politicking is allowed
within a few hundred feet of the voting machines.

I don't think there is anything more disgusting in "religion" than
seeking converts.


Good. It's good to see something you are afraid of.


iBoaterer[_2_] July 7th 12 01:39 PM

For my good fundie friends...
 
In article , lid says...

On 7/5/2012 4:45 PM, BAR wrote:

It's all about what caused the big bang. If you take the chair-bound guy
in England's view then you believe that it just happened. Hothing was
there before, it just happened.


There was no 'before'. Time is a property/dimension of the universe.


No Jeebus did it!

Oscar July 7th 12 03:31 PM

For my good fundie friends...
 
On 7/6/2012 10:45 PM, thumper wrote:
On 7/5/2012 4:45 PM, BAR wrote:

It's all about what caused the big bang. If you take the chair-bound guy
in England's view then you believe that it just happened. Hothing was
there before, it just happened.


There was no 'before'. Time is a property/dimension of the universe.


There has to be a before. Who lit the fuse? The big bang didn't just happen.


Oscar July 7th 12 03:34 PM

For my good fundie friends...
 
On 7/7/2012 3:46 AM, wrote:
On Thursday, July 5, 2012 6:52:00 PM UTC-5, X ` Man wrote:
On 7/5/12 7:17 PM, Tim wrote:
On Jul 5, 6:19 am, wrote:
On Thursday, July 5, 2012 5:43:29 AM UTC-5, X ` Man wrote:
So, the Higgs Boson walks into a fundamentalist church.

The priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Bosons in here.

The Higgs Boson says, "But without me, how can you have mass?"
- - -

No, I won't explain it.

So called fundamentalist churches don't have "mass", you dolt. And no, there is no explanation necessary; especially from an asshat as yourself.

fundamentalist churches (evangelical) don't have priests either. that
is unless your episcopal or catholic, or orthodox . did i leave
anything out?

BTW, the joke was kinda cute. A bit tacky, but...cute!

LOL!
LOL!



There are or were "fundamentalist Episcopalians."

When we lived in Florida, we had swarms of evangelicals sweeping the
neighborhood, looking for converts, I guess. I thought that sort of
behavior was really annoying. I started a campaign to move our polling
place out of an evangelical church which put up rather disgusting
anti-abortion displays at election time. That campaign bore fruit, and I
was hoping to get all of our county polling places out of churches and
into schools and firehouses and other public facilities, where they
belong, but we relocated back north before we could get the campaign
rolling. Most, maybe all, of our election day polling places in southern
Maryland are in public schools, and there are no politicking is allowed
within a few hundred feet of the voting machines.

I don't think there is anything more disgusting in "religion" than
seeking converts.


Good. It's good to see something you are afraid of.

Harry is in the middle of one of his hissy fits. I wish he'd just go
into a corner and suck his thumb, like good little boys his mental age do.


BAR[_2_] July 7th 12 03:52 PM

For my good fundie friends...
 
In article , lid says...

On 7/5/2012 4:45 PM, BAR wrote:

It's all about what caused the big bang. If you take the chair-bound guy
in England's view then you believe that it just happened. Hothing was
there before, it just happened.


There was no 'before'. Time is a property/dimension of the universe.


Time is measured from one point to another point. Without a "before"
there has to be a beginning. What was the beginning? Where did the
energy from the beginning come from or did it just exist in a state of
no time.

BAR[_2_] July 7th 12 06:23 PM

For my good fundie friends...
 
In article ,
says...

On Thursday, July 5, 2012 6:52:00 PM UTC-5, X ` Man wrote:
On 7/5/12 7:17 PM, Tim wrote:
On Jul 5, 6:19 am, wrote:
On Thursday, July 5, 2012 5:43:29 AM UTC-5, X ` Man wrote:
So, the Higgs Boson walks into a fundamentalist church.

The priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Bosons in here.

The Higgs Boson says, "But without me, how can you have mass?"
- - -

No, I won't explain it.

So called fundamentalist churches don't have "mass", you dolt. And no, there is no explanation necessary; especially from an asshat as yourself.

fundamentalist churches (evangelical) don't have priests either. that
is unless your episcopal or catholic, or orthodox . did i leave
anything out?

BTW, the joke was kinda cute. A bit tacky, but...cute!

LOL!
LOL!



There are or were "fundamentalist Episcopalians."

When we lived in Florida, we had swarms of evangelicals sweeping the
neighborhood, looking for converts, I guess. I thought that sort of
behavior was really annoying. I started a campaign to move our polling
place out of an evangelical church which put up rather disgusting
anti-abortion displays at election time. That campaign bore fruit, and I
was hoping to get all of our county polling places out of churches and
into schools and firehouses and other public facilities, where they
belong, but we relocated back north before we could get the campaign
rolling. Most, maybe all, of our election day polling places in southern
Maryland are in public schools, and there are no politicking is allowed
within a few hundred feet of the voting machines.

I don't think there is anything more disgusting in "religion" than
seeking converts.


Good. It's good to see something you are afraid of.


Convert's to Democrat causes is a good thing?



X ` Man[_3_] July 7th 12 06:33 PM

For my good fundie friends...
 
On 7/7/12 1:23 PM, BAR wrote:
In article ,
says...

On Thursday, July 5, 2012 6:52:00 PM UTC-5, X ` Man wrote:
On 7/5/12 7:17 PM, Tim wrote:
On Jul 5, 6:19 am, wrote:
On Thursday, July 5, 2012 5:43:29 AM UTC-5, X ` Man wrote:
So, the Higgs Boson walks into a fundamentalist church.

The priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Bosons in here.

The Higgs Boson says, "But without me, how can you have mass?"
- - -

No, I won't explain it.

So called fundamentalist churches don't have "mass", you dolt. And no, there is no explanation necessary; especially from an asshat as yourself.

fundamentalist churches (evangelical) don't have priests either. that
is unless your episcopal or catholic, or orthodox . did i leave
anything out?

BTW, the joke was kinda cute. A bit tacky, but...cute!

LOL!
LOL!



There are or were "fundamentalist Episcopalians."

When we lived in Florida, we had swarms of evangelicals sweeping the
neighborhood, looking for converts, I guess. I thought that sort of
behavior was really annoying. I started a campaign to move our polling
place out of an evangelical church which put up rather disgusting
anti-abortion displays at election time. That campaign bore fruit, and I
was hoping to get all of our county polling places out of churches and
into schools and firehouses and other public facilities, where they
belong, but we relocated back north before we could get the campaign
rolling. Most, maybe all, of our election day polling places in southern
Maryland are in public schools, and there are no politicking is allowed
within a few hundred feet of the voting machines.

I don't think there is anything more disgusting in "religion" than
seeking converts.


Good. It's good to see something you are afraid of.


Convert's to Democrat causes is a good thing?




You should stick to the other subjects about which you know nothing,
such as theoretical physics.



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