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Reckon this makes me a...
On Thu, 18 Aug 2011 18:33:58 -0400, John H
wrote: On Thu, 18 Aug 2011 15:30:56 -0400, wrote: On Wed, 17 Aug 2011 14:20:07 -0400, John H wrote: ...racist, moronic homophobe, but this is a story about a little baby. Elton John and David Furnish wanted a baby. They had their sperm mixed together, and a surrogate mother was artificially inseminated. When the baby was born, Elton and David were ushered into a ward where a dozen babies were lying in their cots, eleven of them crying and screaming. In the corner, one baby was lying serenely. A nurse came over to both of them and indicated that the happy child was theirs. "Isn't it wonderful?" Elton asked David. "All these crying babies...and yet our baby is so content. This just proves the superiority of gay love!" The nurse said, "Oh sure, he's happy now, but just watch what happens when I pull the pacifier out of his butt...." It would be a funnier joke if we knew who Jeff Ganon was sleeping with in the Bush White House. Oh, Harry. Bush, although you don't seem to realize it, is gone. Bobobama is the one responsible for the mess we're in. He's the crappy gift that keeps on giving, sort of like the turd you can't seem to flush. |
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#13
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Reckon this makes me a...
On 8/18/2011 6:33 PM, John H wrote:
On Thu, 18 Aug 2011 15:30:56 -0400, wrote: On Wed, 17 Aug 2011 14:20:07 -0400, John wrote: ...racist, moronic homophobe, but this is a story about a little baby. Elton John and David Furnish wanted a baby. They had their sperm mixed together, and a surrogate mother was artificially inseminated. When the baby was born, Elton and David were ushered into a ward where a dozen babies were lying in their cots, eleven of them crying and screaming. In the corner, one baby was lying serenely. A nurse came over to both of them and indicated that the happy child was theirs. "Isn't it wonderful?" Elton asked David. "All these crying babies...and yet our baby is so content. This just proves the superiority of gay love!" The nurse said, "Oh sure, he's happy now, but just watch what happens when I pull the pacifier out of his butt...." It would be a funnier joke if we knew who Jeff Ganon was sleeping with in the Bush White House. Oh, Harry. Bush, although you don't seem to realize it, is gone. Bobobama is the one responsible for the mess we're in. Harry gives the lazy **** a pass, it's a professional courtesy.. |
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Reckon this makes me a...
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says... On Thu, 18 Aug 2011 15:30:56 -0400, wrote: On Wed, 17 Aug 2011 14:20:07 -0400, John H wrote: ...racist, moronic homophobe, but this is a story about a little baby. Elton John and David Furnish wanted a baby. They had their sperm mixed together, and a surrogate mother was artificially inseminated. When the baby was born, Elton and David were ushered into a ward where a dozen babies were lying in their cots, eleven of them crying and screaming. In the corner, one baby was lying serenely. A nurse came over to both of them and indicated that the happy child was theirs. "Isn't it wonderful?" Elton asked David. "All these crying babies...and yet our baby is so content. This just proves the superiority of gay love!" The nurse said, "Oh sure, he's happy now, but just watch what happens when I pull the pacifier out of his butt...." It would be a funnier joke if we knew who Jeff Ganon was sleeping with in the Bush White House. Oh, Harry. Bush, although you don't seem to realize it, is gone. Bobobama is the one responsible for the mess we're in. I don't give a ****. NOTHING can be Obama's fault. Democrats have never done anything wrong. Republicans have never done anything right. -- Don't forget to leave a bit of beef for rec.boat's right-wing conservatrashers and ID spoofers to feed upon. The more they feed, the quicker rec.boats will fall into the black hole of cyberspace and disappear. |
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#15
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Reckon this makes me a...
On 8/20/2011 8:44 AM, wrote:
On Thu, 18 Aug 2011 18:33:58 -0400, John wrote: On Thu, 18 Aug 2011 15:30:56 -0400, wrote: On Wed, 17 Aug 2011 14:20:07 -0400, John wrote: ...racist, moronic homophobe, but this is a story about a little baby. Elton John and David Furnish wanted a baby. They had their sperm mixed together, and a surrogate mother was artificially inseminated. When the baby was born, Elton and David were ushered into a ward where a dozen babies were lying in their cots, eleven of them crying and screaming. In the corner, one baby was lying serenely. A nurse came over to both of them and indicated that the happy child was theirs. "Isn't it wonderful?" Elton asked David. "All these crying babies...and yet our baby is so content. This just proves the superiority of gay love!" The nurse said, "Oh sure, he's happy now, but just watch what happens when I pull the pacifier out of his butt...." It would be a funnier joke if we knew who Jeff Ganon was sleeping with in the Bush White House. Oh, Harry. Bush, although you don't seem to realize it, is gone. Bobobama is the one responsible for the mess we're in. I'm not Harry, dip****. If you had a brain the size of a pea, that would be clear. Yes you are Harry... Nobody else talks to you, so you talk to yourself... |
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