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....racist, moronic homophobe, but this is a story about a little baby.

Elton John and David Furnish wanted a baby.

They had their sperm mixed together, and a surrogate mother was artificially inseminated.

When the baby was born, Elton and David were ushered into a ward where a dozen babies were lying in
their cots, eleven of them crying and screaming. In the corner, one baby was lying serenely.

A nurse came over to both of them and indicated that the happy child was theirs.
"Isn't it wonderful?" Elton asked David. "All these crying babies...and yet our baby is so content.
This just proves the superiority of gay love!"

The nurse said, "Oh sure, he's happy now, but just watch what happens when I pull the pacifier out
of his butt...."
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On 8/17/11 2:20 PM, John H wrote:
...racist, moronic homophobe, but this is a story about a little baby.

Elton John and David Furnish wanted a baby.

They had their sperm mixed together, and a surrogate mother was artificially inseminated.

When the baby was born, Elton and David were ushered into a ward where a dozen babies were lying in
their cots, eleven of them crying and screaming. In the corner, one baby was lying serenely.

A nurse came over to both of them and indicated that the happy child was theirs.
"Isn't it wonderful?" Elton asked David. "All these crying babies...and yet our baby is so content.
This just proves the superiority of gay love!"

The nurse said, "Oh sure, he's happy now, but just watch what happens when I pull the pacifier out
of his butt...."


Asshole, you are a racist, moronic, homophobe, but this was very funny.

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On Wed, 17 Aug 2011 14:20:07 -0400, John H
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...racist, moronic homophobe, but this is a story about a little baby.

Elton John and David Furnish wanted a baby.

They had their sperm mixed together, and a surrogate mother was artificially inseminated.

When the baby was born, Elton and David were ushered into a ward where a dozen babies were lying in
their cots, eleven of them crying and screaming. In the corner, one baby was lying serenely.

A nurse came over to both of them and indicated that the happy child was theirs.
"Isn't it wonderful?" Elton asked David. "All these crying babies...and yet our baby is so content.
This just proves the superiority of gay love!"

The nurse said, "Oh sure, he's happy now, but just watch what happens when I pull the pacifier out
of his butt...."


So, being a liar and racist isn't good enough for you. You aspire to
be a homophobe.
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Aspire my ass - I already admitted it! Learn to read.


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Aspire my ass - I already admitted it! Learn to read.


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On 18/08/2011 4:47 PM, BeachBum wrote:
On 8/18/2011 6:33 PM, John H wrote:
On Thu, 18 Aug 2011 15:30:56 -0400, wrote:

On Wed, 17 Aug 2011 14:20:07 -0400, John
wrote:

...racist, moronic homophobe, but this is a story about a little baby.

Elton John and David Furnish wanted a baby.

They had their sperm mixed together, and a surrogate mother was
artificially inseminated.

When the baby was born, Elton and David were ushered into a ward
where a dozen babies were lying in
their cots, eleven of them crying and screaming. In the corner, one
baby was lying serenely.

A nurse came over to both of them and indicated that the happy child
was theirs.
"Isn't it wonderful?" Elton asked David. "All these crying
babies...and yet our baby is so content.
This just proves the superiority of gay love!"

The nurse said, "Oh sure, he's happy now, but just watch what
happens when I pull the pacifier out
of his butt...."

It would be a funnier joke if we knew who Jeff Ganon was sleeping with
in the Bush White House.


Oh, Harry. Bush, although you don't seem to realize it, is gone.
Bobobama is the one responsible for
the mess we're in.


Problem is Bama thinks shifting the blame gets him off the hook. His
lack of effective leadership will unseat Clinton as The supreme Mr.
Dolittle.


Part of fleabagger disease is denial. Always someone else's fault.

I get a kick out of Obama saying he can't get anything done with the Tea
Party. He conveniently seems to forget he had 2 years of democrats in
the senate, congress and president and **** was done but debt-spend
craziness.

Worse, you get Obama getting the US treasury to investigate S&P as
retribution, indicates Obama is an egomaniac narcissist.

Note how liberal fleabagger media is not mentioning Egypt in todays
killings in Israel. Yep, the government Obama had Mubarak step down to
install, a Muslim theocracy in the making.

Fleabag'n destroying USA from the inside. Lincoln was ahead of his time.
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