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In article ,
says...

On Thu, 18 Aug 2011 15:30:56 -0400, wrote:

On Wed, 17 Aug 2011 14:20:07 -0400, John H
wrote:

...racist, moronic homophobe, but this is a story about a little baby.

Elton John and David Furnish wanted a baby.

They had their sperm mixed together, and a surrogate mother was artificially inseminated.

When the baby was born, Elton and David were ushered into a ward where a dozen babies were lying in
their cots, eleven of them crying and screaming. In the corner, one baby was lying serenely.

A nurse came over to both of them and indicated that the happy child was theirs.
"Isn't it wonderful?" Elton asked David. "All these crying babies...and yet our baby is so content.
This just proves the superiority of gay love!"

The nurse said, "Oh sure, he's happy now, but just watch what happens when I pull the pacifier out
of his butt...."

It would be a funnier joke if we knew who Jeff Ganon was sleeping with
in the Bush White House.

Oh, Harry. Bush, although you don't seem to realize it, is gone. Bobobama is the one responsible for
the mess we're in.

I don't give a ****. NOTHING can be Obama's fault. Democrats have never
done anything wrong. Republicans have never done anything right.

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