Ok... I played golf yesterday afternoon... it's been ages, but I did ok
against three guys who play a lot. I scored 64 on the 9 holes and came in
third by 1 hit (he lost 3 balls in a small lake on one hole). My best first
shot was about 170 yards dead straight (with cheering from the guys) using a
#1, and I got 1 par on a par 3. Oh, and the clubs were borrowed.

Some kids had a toy sailboat on the pond, so this post is on-topic.

--
Nom=de=Plume

On 9/17/10 3:00 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:
Ok... I played golf yesterday afternoon... it's been ages, but I did ok
against three guys who play a lot. I scored 64 on the 9 holes and came
in third by 1 hit (he lost 3 balls in a small lake on one hole). My best
first shot was about 170 yards dead straight (with cheering from the
guys) using a #1, and I got 1 par on a par 3. Oh, and the clubs were
borrowed.

Some kids had a toy sailboat on the pond, so this post is on-topic.



I played a round of golf last week when I was out west. First time in
maybe 25-30 years. Actually, I went along to razz my buddies. The golf
was just as boring as I remembered.

On 9/17/10 3:03 PM, Secular Humorist wrote:
On 9/17/10 3:00 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:
Ok... I played golf yesterday afternoon... it's been ages, but I did ok
against three guys who play a lot. I scored 64 on the 9 holes and came
in third by 1 hit (he lost 3 balls in a small lake on one hole). My best
first shot was about 170 yards dead straight (with cheering from the
guys) using a #1, and I got 1 par on a par 3. Oh, and the clubs were
borrowed.

Some kids had a toy sailboat on the pond, so this post is on-topic.



I played a round of golf last week when I was out west. First time in
maybe 25-30 years. Actually, I went along to razz my buddies. The golf
was just as boring as I remembered.

Harry,
Why don't you tell them the story you told me. Who would have guessed
you could shot 8 under par, will using left handed clubs. You are the
best story teller in the world.

--
Dr. Karen Grear
Harry's Landlord

On 9/17/10 5:46 PM, Dr. Karen Grear, MD, PhD, STD wrote:
On 9/17/10 3:03 PM, Secular Humorist wrote:
On 9/17/10 3:00 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:
Ok... I played golf yesterday afternoon... it's been ages, but I did ok
against three guys who play a lot. I scored 64 on the 9 holes and came
in third by 1 hit (he lost 3 balls in a small lake on one hole). My best
first shot was about 170 yards dead straight (with cheering from the
guys) using a #1, and I got 1 par on a par 3. Oh, and the clubs were
borrowed.

Some kids had a toy sailboat on the pond, so this post is on-topic.



I played a round of golf last week when I was out west. First time in
maybe 25-30 years. Actually, I went along to razz my buddies. The golf
was just as boring as I remembered.

Harry,
Why don't you tell them the story you told me. Who would have guessed
you could shot 8 under par, will using left handed clubs. You are the
best story teller in the world.


PS - Don't try to get away with telling them that you did it
blind-folded, that really went way over the line.

--
Dr. Karen Grear
Harry's Landlord

Secular Humorist wrote:
On 9/17/10 3:00 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:
Ok... I played golf yesterday afternoon... it's been ages, but I did ok
against three guys who play a lot. I scored 64 on the 9 holes and came
in third by 1 hit (he lost 3 balls in a small lake on one hole). My best
first shot was about 170 yards dead straight (with cheering from the
guys) using a #1, and I got 1 par on a par 3. Oh, and the clubs were
borrowed.

Some kids had a toy sailboat on the pond, so this post is on-topic.



I played a round of golf last week when I was out west. First time in
maybe 25-30 years. Actually, I went along to razz my buddies. The golf
was just as boring as I remembered.
Did you get a '1par on a par 3'? WTF is that anyway? She is too lazy
to learn the game.

"LG" wrote in message
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Secular Humorist wrote:
On 9/17/10 3:00 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:
Ok... I played golf yesterday afternoon... it's been ages, but I did ok
against three guys who play a lot. I scored 64 on the 9 holes and came
in third by 1 hit (he lost 3 balls in a small lake on one hole). My best
first shot was about 170 yards dead straight (with cheering from the
guys) using a #1, and I got 1 par on a par 3. Oh, and the clubs were
borrowed.

Some kids had a toy sailboat on the pond, so this post is on-topic.



I played a round of golf last week when I was out west. First time in
maybe 25-30 years. Actually, I went along to razz my buddies. The golf
was just as boring as I remembered.
Did you get a '1par on a par 3'? WTF is that anyway? She is too lazy to
learn the game.

Wow... you're so dumb that you can't even quote someone accurately. Dumb is
as dumb does I guess.

On Sep 17, 9:02*pm, "nom=de=plume" wrote:
"LG" wrote in message

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Secular Humorist wrote:
On 9/17/10 3:00 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:
Ok... I played golf yesterday afternoon... it's been ages, but I did ok
against three guys who play a lot. I scored 64 on the 9 holes and came
in third by 1 hit (he lost 3 balls in a small lake on one hole). My best
first shot was about 170 yards dead straight (with cheering from the
guys) using a #1, and I got 1 par on a par 3. Oh, and the clubs were
borrowed.

Some kids had a toy sailboat on the pond, so this post is on-topic.

I played a round of golf last week when I was out west. First time in
maybe 25-30 years. Actually, I went along to razz my buddies. The golf
was just as boring as I remembered.
Did you get a '1par on a par 3'? *WTF is that anyway? *She is too lazy to
learn the game.

Wow... you're so dumb that you can't even quote someone accurately. Dumb is
as dumb does I guess.

Larry is only good at tea-bagging snotty ingersoll, or trying to fight
his fights for him.
Margaret doesn't let loser Larry away from the counter long enough to
play golf. He's always " under her thumb "...snerk.

In article ,
says...

Ok... I played golf yesterday afternoon... it's been ages, but I did ok
against three guys who play a lot. I scored 64 on the 9 holes and came in
third by 1 hit (he lost 3 balls in a small lake on one hole). My best first
shot was about 170 yards dead straight (with cheering from the guys) using a
#1, and I got 1 par on a par 3. Oh, and the clubs were borrowed.

Some kids had a toy sailboat on the pond, so this post is on-topic.

Wow, your tales of grandeur will get as unbelievable as mine soon!

On Fri, 17 Sep 2010 12:00:09 -0700, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:

Ok... I played golf yesterday afternoon... it's been ages, but I did ok
against three guys who play a lot. I scored 64 on the 9 holes and came in
third by 1 hit (he lost 3 balls in a small lake on one hole). My best first
shot was about 170 yards dead straight (with cheering from the guys) using a
#1, and I got 1 par on a par 3. Oh, and the clubs were borrowed.

Some kids had a toy sailboat on the pond, so this post is on-topic.

You came in third by one "shot." Hit, in golf, is a verb.

170 yards is pretty damned good and it was nice of whomever lost the 3
balls to help you into 3rd.

"jps" wrote in message
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On Fri, 17 Sep 2010 12:00:09 -0700, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:

Ok... I played golf yesterday afternoon... it's been ages, but I did ok
against three guys who play a lot. I scored 64 on the 9 holes and came in
third by 1 hit (he lost 3 balls in a small lake on one hole). My best
first
shot was about 170 yards dead straight (with cheering from the guys) using
a
#1, and I got 1 par on a par 3. Oh, and the clubs were borrowed.

Some kids had a toy sailboat on the pond, so this post is on-topic.

You came in third by one "shot." Hit, in golf, is a verb.

170 yards is pretty damned good and it was nice of whomever lost the 3
balls to help you into 3rd.

Ah... hit. ok

Yes, it was very nice. I didn't have to buy the drinks.

I was told after the _hit_ that even my follow-through looked good. Of
course, it still took me two more to get on the green, then two putts.