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On Sep 17, 9:02*pm, "nom=de=plume" wrote:
"LG" wrote in message

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Secular Humorist wrote:
On 9/17/10 3:00 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:
Ok... I played golf yesterday afternoon... it's been ages, but I did ok
against three guys who play a lot. I scored 64 on the 9 holes and came
in third by 1 hit (he lost 3 balls in a small lake on one hole). My best
first shot was about 170 yards dead straight (with cheering from the
guys) using a #1, and I got 1 par on a par 3. Oh, and the clubs were
borrowed.


Some kids had a toy sailboat on the pond, so this post is on-topic.


I played a round of golf last week when I was out west. First time in
maybe 25-30 years. Actually, I went along to razz my buddies. The golf
was just as boring as I remembered.

Did you get a '1par on a par 3'? *WTF is that anyway? *She is too lazy to
learn the game.


Wow... you're so dumb that you can't even quote someone accurately. Dumb is
as dumb does I guess.


Larry is only good at tea-bagging snotty ingersoll, or trying to fight
his fights for him.
Margaret doesn't let loser Larry away from the counter long enough to
play golf. He's always " under her thumb "...snerk.