Because he was unemployed, Goober Krause hung around the barber shop
all day, every day.

Even though his last check for a haircut bounced, the barbers let
Goober
hang around for entertainment value. They all knew his tales of
adventure and self importance were fabricated, but the barbers and
customers got a laugh out of Goober's tall tales.


Then one day Goober didn't show up at the barber shop. Some said
he .... (to be continued with your suggestions.)

In article 82292915-a887-4073-8cb6-fd099c55b5ae@
5g2000yqz.googlegroups.com, says...

Because he was unemployed, Goober Krause hung around the barber shop
all day, every day.

Even though his last check for a haircut bounced, the barbers let
Goober
hang around for entertainment value. They all knew his tales of
adventure and self importance were fabricated, but the barbers and
customers got a laugh out of Goober's tall tales.


Then one day Goober didn't show up at the barber shop. Some said
he .... (to be continued with your suggestions.)

was much too classy, intelligent, honest, and had such nice things, the
best of everything, that he didn't have to go to the barber shop. He
would have the best barbers come to him, because he knows all of the
highest ranking pols and can't be out in public.

On Jun 3, 2:07*pm, hk wrote:
In article 82292915-a887-4073-8cb6-fd099c55b5ae@
5g2000yqz.googlegroups.com, says...



Because he was unemployed, Goober Krause hung around the barber shop
all day, every day.

Even though his last check for a haircut bounced, the barbers let
Goober
hang around for entertainment value. *They all knew his tales of
adventure and self importance were fabricated, but the barbers and
customers got a laugh out of Goober's tall tales.

Then one day Goober didn't show up at the barber shop. *Some said
he .... * (to be continued with your suggestions.)

was much too classy, intelligent, honest, and had such nice things, the
best of everything, that he didn't have to go to the barber shop. He
would have the best barbers come to him, because he knows all of the
highest ranking pols and can't be out in public.

.... perished as he was making his third rounding of The Horn.

"Bob Rankin" wrote in message
...
On Jun 3, 2:07 pm, hk wrote:
In article 82292915-a887-4073-8cb6-fd099c55b5ae@
5g2000yqz.googlegroups.com, says...



Because he was unemployed, Goober Krause hung around the barber shop
all day, every day.

Even though his last check for a haircut bounced, the barbers let
Goober
hang around for entertainment value. They all knew his tales of
adventure and self importance were fabricated, but the barbers and
customers got a laugh out of Goober's tall tales.

Then one day Goober didn't show up at the barber shop. Some said
he .... (to be continued with your suggestions.)

was much too classy, intelligent, honest, and had such nice things, the
best of everything, that he didn't have to go to the barber shop. He
would have the best barbers come to him, because he knows all of the
highest ranking pols and can't be out in public.

.... perished as he was making his third rounding of The Horn.

Why don't you ****heads just **** up a rope. I used to think Tim was
different, but is the same as all of the other worthless POSs that hang out
in rec.boats..

--
The Tea Party's teabaggers are just the Republican base by another name.

On Jun 3, 3:18*pm, "hk" wrote:
"Bob Rankin" wrote in message

...
On Jun 3, 2:07 pm, hk wrote:





In article 82292915-a887-4073-8cb6-fd099c55b5ae@
5g2000yqz.googlegroups.com, says...

Because he was unemployed, Goober Krause hung around the barber shop
all day, every day.

Even though his last check for a haircut bounced, the barbers let
Goober
hang around for entertainment value. They all knew his tales of
adventure and self importance were fabricated, but the barbers and
customers got a laugh out of Goober's tall tales.

Then one day Goober didn't show up at the barber shop. Some said
he .... (to be continued with your suggestions.)

was much too classy, intelligent, honest, and had such nice things, the
best of everything, that he didn't have to go to the barber shop. He
would have the best barbers come to him, because he knows all of the
highest ranking pols and can't be out in public.

... perished as he was making his third rounding of The Horn.

Why don't you ****heads just **** up a rope. * I used to think Tim was
different, but is the same as all of the other worthless POSs that hang out
in rec.boats..

--
The Tea Party's teabaggers are just the Republican base by another name.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

.... got a lobster shell caught in his throat and had to have his
larynx removed.

Bob Rankin wrote:
Because he was unemployed, Goober Krause hung around the barber shop
all day, every day.

Even though his last check for a haircut bounced, the barbers let
Goober
hang around for entertainment value. They all knew his tales of
adventure and self importance were fabricated, but the barbers and
customers got a laugh out of Goober's tall tales.


Then one day Goober didn't show up at the barber shop. Some said
he .... (to be continued with your suggestions.)



....met Loogy at his front door and ****ed himself, slipping on the mess
and hitting his head on the 1/4 scale Obama statue in is foyer, killing
him instantly and poetically.

On Jun 3, 6:58*pm, Larry wrote:
Bob Rankin wrote:
Because he was unemployed, Goober Krause hung around the barber shop
all day, every day.

Even though his last check for a haircut bounced, the barbers let
Goober
hang around for entertainment value. *They all knew his tales of
adventure and self importance were fabricated, but the barbers and
customers got a laugh out of Goober's tall tales.

Then one day Goober didn't show up at the barber shop. *Some said
he .... * (to be continued with your suggestions.)

...met Loogy at his front door and ****ed himself, slipping on the mess
and hitting his head on the 1/4 scale Obama statue in is foyer, killing
him instantly and poetically.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

.... was kidnapped by union thugs (in retaliation for a botched PR
response to corruption charges) and "introduced" to Jimmy Hoffa.

On 6/3/2010 4:18 PM, hk wrote:
"Bob wrote in message
...
On Jun 3, 2:07 pm, wrote:
In article82292915-a887-4073-8cb6-fd099c55b5ae@
5g2000yqz.googlegroups.com, says...



Because he was unemployed, Goober Krause hung around the barber shop
all day, every day.

Even though his last check for a haircut bounced, the barbers let
Goober
hang around for entertainment value. They all knew his tales of
adventure and self importance were fabricated, but the barbers and
customers got a laugh out of Goober's tall tales.

Then one day Goober didn't show up at the barber shop. Some said
he .... (to be continued with your suggestions.)

was much too classy, intelligent, honest, and had such nice things, the
best of everything, that he didn't have to go to the barber shop. He
would have the best barbers come to him, because he knows all of the
highest ranking pols and can't be out in public.

... perished as he was making his third rounding of The Horn.

Why don't you ****heads just **** up a rope. I used to think Tim was
different, but is the same as all of the other worthless POSs that hang out
in rec.boats..

You're in a **** poor mood. Were you just served with divorce papers? Or
worse evicted from your basement digs?

In article ,
says...

On 6/3/2010 4:18 PM, hk wrote:
"Bob wrote in message
...
On Jun 3, 2:07 pm, wrote:
In article82292915-a887-4073-8cb6-fd099c55b5ae@
5g2000yqz.googlegroups.com, says...



Because he was unemployed, Goober Krause hung around the barber shop
all day, every day.

Even though his last check for a haircut bounced, the barbers let
Goober
hang around for entertainment value. They all knew his tales of
adventure and self importance were fabricated, but the barbers and
customers got a laugh out of Goober's tall tales.

Then one day Goober didn't show up at the barber shop. Some said
he .... (to be continued with your suggestions.)

was much too classy, intelligent, honest, and had such nice things, the
best of everything, that he didn't have to go to the barber shop. He
would have the best barbers come to him, because he knows all of the
highest ranking pols and can't be out in public.

... perished as he was making his third rounding of The Horn.

Why don't you ****heads just **** up a rope. I used to think Tim was
different, but is the same as all of the other worthless POSs that hang out
in rec.boats..

You're in a **** poor mood. Were you just served with divorce papers? Or
worse evicted from your basement digs?

I'm always in a **** poor mood. It's because everyone else in the
universe is a dumfoch stupid schitt.

On Jun 3, 8:20*pm, "Mark O'Rourke"
wrote:
On Jun 3, 6:58*pm, Larry wrote:





Bob Rankin wrote:
Because he was unemployed, Goober Krause hung around the barber shop
all day, every day.

Even though his last check for a haircut bounced, the barbers let
Goober
hang around for entertainment value. *They all knew his tales of
adventure and self importance were fabricated, but the barbers and
customers got a laugh out of Goober's tall tales.

Then one day Goober didn't show up at the barber shop. *Some said
he .... * (to be continued with your suggestions.)

...met Loogy at his front door and ****ed himself, slipping on the mess
and hitting his head on the 1/4 scale Obama statue in is foyer, killing
him instantly and poetically.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

... was kidnapped by union thugs (in retaliation for a botched PR
response to corruption charges) and "introduced" to Jimmy Hoffa.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

.... was hooked up to a polygraph machine. The machine was so
overwhelmed by the sheer volume of deception that it shorted out and
electrocuted Goober.