Bob Rankin wrote:
Because he was unemployed, Goober Krause hung around the barber shop
all day, every day.

Even though his last check for a haircut bounced, the barbers let
Goober
hang around for entertainment value. They all knew his tales of
adventure and self importance were fabricated, but the barbers and
customers got a laugh out of Goober's tall tales.


Then one day Goober didn't show up at the barber shop. Some said
he .... (to be continued with your suggestions.)



....met Loogy at his front door and ****ed himself, slipping on the mess
and hitting his head on the 1/4 scale Obama statue in is foyer, killing
him instantly and poetically.