On Jun 3, 6:58*pm, Larry wrote:
Bob Rankin wrote:
Because he was unemployed, Goober Krause hung around the barber shop
all day, every day.

Even though his last check for a haircut bounced, the barbers let
Goober
hang around for entertainment value. *They all knew his tales of
adventure and self importance were fabricated, but the barbers and
customers got a laugh out of Goober's tall tales.

Then one day Goober didn't show up at the barber shop. *Some said
he .... * (to be continued with your suggestions.)

...met Loogy at his front door and ****ed himself, slipping on the mess
and hitting his head on the 1/4 scale Obama statue in is foyer, killing
him instantly and poetically.- Hide quoted text -

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.... was kidnapped by union thugs (in retaliation for a botched PR
response to corruption charges) and "introduced" to Jimmy Hoffa.