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Looking forward to a record snowfall in the over-two-feet range. Out
on the roads an hour ago. What a mess. Cars in ditches, spun out,
rear-enders, etc. Glad I had four-wheel drive, but wish I had a stick
instead of the automatic.

Global warming is wonderful. This will be our second heavy snowfall
this year. Doesn't happen too often. I think the schools will be going
half way through July to make up the snow days. Maybe they'll cancel
Easter Break, but that'll **** off a lot of parents. That's a favorite
time to take the kids to Disney World.
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On 2/5/10 8:45 PM, John H wrote:
Looking forward to a record snowfall in the over-two-feet range. Out
on the roads an hour ago. What a mess. Cars in ditches, spun out,
rear-enders, etc. Glad I had four-wheel drive, but wish I had a stick
instead of the automatic.

Global warming is wonderful. This will be our second heavy snowfall
this year. Doesn't happen too often. I think the schools will be going
half way through July to make up the snow days. Maybe they'll cancel
Easter Break, but that'll **** off a lot of parents. That's a favorite
time to take the kids to Disney World.



D'oh...actually there is a connection between the current snowstorm and
warming patterns...for those who are interested, check out el nino and
the connection to the snowstorms we've been having this winter.

Of course, if you are brain dead like herring...no need to look up anything.
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On Feb 5, 5:45*pm, John H wrote:

How's the Mrs. going to like 9"+? Depends on if it's hard or soft
snow. Knowing the Herring clan, it'll be nice and soft, like our
brains.
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On 2/5/2010 10:29 PM, John Herring wrote:
On Feb 5, 5:45 pm, John wrote:

How's the Mrs. going to like 9"+? Depends on if it's hard or soft
snow. Knowing the Herring clan, it'll be nice and soft, like our
brains.


For some reason this subject heading reminded me of my wedding night.

My wife asked me to give her 9" and make it hurt.

So, I screwed her 3 times and hit her with a brick.



I get no respect.



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On 2/5/2010 10:29 PM, John Herring wrote:
On Feb 5, 5:45 pm, John wrote:

How's the Mrs. going to like 9"+? Depends on if it's hard or soft
snow. Knowing the Herring clan, it'll be nice and soft, like our
brains.


For some reason this subject heading reminded me of my wedding night.

My wife asked me to give her 9" and make it hurt.

So, I screwed her 3 times and hit her with a brick.



I get no respect.



I doubt you could get it up once...let alone three times, QC/Diaper Dan




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On 2/5/2010 10:29 PM, John Herring wrote:
On Feb 5, 5:45 pm, John wrote:

How's the Mrs. going to like 9"+? Depends on if it's hard or soft
snow. Knowing the Herring clan, it'll be nice and soft, like our
brains.


For some reason this subject heading reminded me of my wedding night.

My wife asked me to give her 9" and make it hurt.

So, I screwed her 3 times and hit her with a brick.



I get no respect.



I doubt you could get it up once...let alone three times, QC/Diaper Dan


Sometimes I embarrass myself. Harry just sent me email and explained
the joke wasn't about screwing 3 times, but that I only had a 3" dick.

I feel so stupid.
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On 2/5/2010 10:29 PM, John Herring wrote:
On Feb 5, 5:45 pm, John wrote:

How's the Mrs. going to like 9"+? Depends on if it's hard or soft
snow. Knowing the Herring clan, it'll be nice and soft, like our
brains.

For some reason this subject heading reminded me of my wedding night.

My wife asked me to give her 9" and make it hurt.

So, I screwed her 3 times and hit her with a brick.



I get no respect.



I doubt you could get it up once...let alone three times, QC/Diaper Dan


Sometimes I embarrass myself. Harry just sent me email and explained the
joke wasn't about screwing 3 times, but that I only had a 3" dick.

I feel so stupid.


Maybe they can get an insert to bring you up to 4", QC/Diaper Dan.
At least your wife would be able to see it.


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On Fri, 05 Feb 2010 20:45:26 -0500, John H
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Looking forward to a record snowfall in the over-two-feet range. Out
on the roads an hour ago. What a mess. Cars in ditches, spun out,
rear-enders, etc. Glad I had four-wheel drive, but wish I had a stick
instead of the automatic.

Global warming is wonderful. This will be our second heavy snowfall
this year. Doesn't happen too often. I think the schools will be going
half way through July to make up the snow days. Maybe they'll cancel
Easter Break, but that'll **** off a lot of parents. That's a favorite
time to take the kids to Disney World.


just got back from s. korea...JFK was clear but at home near philly we
had about 10 inches...glad i missed it.
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