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John H[_12_] February 6th 10 01:45 AM

Nine inches and the night is young.
 
Looking forward to a record snowfall in the over-two-feet range. Out
on the roads an hour ago. What a mess. Cars in ditches, spun out,
rear-enders, etc. Glad I had four-wheel drive, but wish I had a stick
instead of the automatic.

Global warming is wonderful. This will be our second heavy snowfall
this year. Doesn't happen too often. I think the schools will be going
half way through July to make up the snow days. Maybe they'll cancel
Easter Break, but that'll **** off a lot of parents. That's a favorite
time to take the kids to Disney World.

Harry[_2_] February 6th 10 02:03 AM

Nine inches and the night is young.
 
On 2/5/10 8:45 PM, John H wrote:
Looking forward to a record snowfall in the over-two-feet range. Out
on the roads an hour ago. What a mess. Cars in ditches, spun out,
rear-enders, etc. Glad I had four-wheel drive, but wish I had a stick
instead of the automatic.

Global warming is wonderful. This will be our second heavy snowfall
this year. Doesn't happen too often. I think the schools will be going
half way through July to make up the snow days. Maybe they'll cancel
Easter Break, but that'll **** off a lot of parents. That's a favorite
time to take the kids to Disney World.



D'oh...actually there is a connection between the current snowstorm and
warming patterns...for those who are interested, check out el nino and
the connection to the snowstorms we've been having this winter.

Of course, if you are brain dead like herring...no need to look up anything.

John Herring February 6th 10 03:29 AM

Nine inches and the night is young.
 
On Feb 5, 5:45*pm, John H wrote:

How's the Mrs. going to like 9"+? Depends on if it's hard or soft
snow. Knowing the Herring clan, it'll be nice and soft, like our
brains.

Don White[_6_] February 6th 10 04:17 AM

Nine inches and the night is young.
 
On 2/5/2010 10:29 PM, John Herring wrote:
On Feb 5, 5:45 pm, John wrote:

How's the Mrs. going to like 9"+? Depends on if it's hard or soft
snow. Knowing the Herring clan, it'll be nice and soft, like our
brains.


For some reason this subject heading reminded me of my wedding night.

My wife asked me to give her 9" and make it hurt.

So, I screwed her 3 times and hit her with a brick.



I get no respect.




Don White February 6th 10 06:19 PM

Nine inches and the night is young.
 

"Don White" wrote in message
...
On 2/5/2010 10:29 PM, John Herring wrote:
On Feb 5, 5:45 pm, John wrote:

How's the Mrs. going to like 9"+? Depends on if it's hard or soft
snow. Knowing the Herring clan, it'll be nice and soft, like our
brains.


For some reason this subject heading reminded me of my wedding night.

My wife asked me to give her 9" and make it hurt.

So, I screwed her 3 times and hit her with a brick.



I get no respect.



I doubt you could get it up once...let alone three times, QC/Diaper Dan



Don White[_6_] February 6th 10 10:04 PM

Nine inches and the night is young.
 
On 2/6/2010 1:19 PM, Don White wrote:
"Don wrote in message
...
On 2/5/2010 10:29 PM, John Herring wrote:
On Feb 5, 5:45 pm, John wrote:

How's the Mrs. going to like 9"+? Depends on if it's hard or soft
snow. Knowing the Herring clan, it'll be nice and soft, like our
brains.


For some reason this subject heading reminded me of my wedding night.

My wife asked me to give her 9" and make it hurt.

So, I screwed her 3 times and hit her with a brick.



I get no respect.



I doubt you could get it up once...let alone three times, QC/Diaper Dan


Sometimes I embarrass myself. Harry just sent me email and explained
the joke wasn't about screwing 3 times, but that I only had a 3" dick.

I feel so stupid.

Don White February 7th 10 12:32 AM

Nine inches and the night is young.
 

"Don White" wrote in message
...
On 2/6/2010 1:19 PM, Don White wrote:
"Don wrote in message
...
On 2/5/2010 10:29 PM, John Herring wrote:
On Feb 5, 5:45 pm, John wrote:

How's the Mrs. going to like 9"+? Depends on if it's hard or soft
snow. Knowing the Herring clan, it'll be nice and soft, like our
brains.

For some reason this subject heading reminded me of my wedding night.

My wife asked me to give her 9" and make it hurt.

So, I screwed her 3 times and hit her with a brick.



I get no respect.



I doubt you could get it up once...let alone three times, QC/Diaper Dan


Sometimes I embarrass myself. Harry just sent me email and explained the
joke wasn't about screwing 3 times, but that I only had a 3" dick.

I feel so stupid.


Maybe they can get an insert to bring you up to 4", QC/Diaper Dan.
At least your wife would be able to see it.



bpuharic February 7th 10 03:03 PM

Nine inches and the night is young.
 
On Fri, 05 Feb 2010 20:45:26 -0500, John H
wrote:

Looking forward to a record snowfall in the over-two-feet range. Out
on the roads an hour ago. What a mess. Cars in ditches, spun out,
rear-enders, etc. Glad I had four-wheel drive, but wish I had a stick
instead of the automatic.

Global warming is wonderful. This will be our second heavy snowfall
this year. Doesn't happen too often. I think the schools will be going
half way through July to make up the snow days. Maybe they'll cancel
Easter Break, but that'll **** off a lot of parents. That's a favorite
time to take the kids to Disney World.


just got back from s. korea...JFK was clear but at home near philly we
had about 10 inches...glad i missed it.


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