On Nov 2, 5:15*am, H the K wrote:
On 11/2/09 1:29 AM, keith L. " wrote:

What are the best Signs you have seen in the Head?

I am looking for original and good old fashioned ones too. *What the
land lubbers do to clog the finicky boat "head" is amazing, amusing
and exasperating. * *Especially exasperating if it is the head on Your
boat.

Any suggestions for a "catchy bathroom sign" requesting guest not to
flush plastic or napkins down the toilet and not to use too much TP in
the boat head? All suggestions welcome!

To Avoid Arrest, Keep Your Feet in Your Own Stall.

Having gay interludes again, Herr Krause?

"keith L. "" skrev i en meddelelse
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What are the best Signs you have seen in the Head?

I am looking for original and good old fashioned ones too. What the
land lubbers do to clog the finicky boat "head" is amazing, amusing
and exasperating. Especially exasperating if it is the head on Your
boat.

Any suggestions for a "catchy bathroom sign" requesting guest not to
flush plastic or napkins down the toilet and not to use too much TP in
the boat head? All suggestions welcome!

In my boat, there is a sign, saying something like:

"Don't put anything into this toilet - unless you have eaten it first
....".

Being quoted from a Dane, you may have to rephrase the formulation into
proper english ... ;o) ... The meaning, however, should be clear to
anyone on board ...

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best regards
Flemming Torp - Gimle - DEN-61 - X-342 - Helsingør

On 11/2/09 6:47 AM, Flemming Torp wrote:
"keith skrev i en meddelelse
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What are the best Signs you have seen in the Head?

I am looking for original and good old fashioned ones too. What the
land lubbers do to clog the finicky boat "head" is amazing, amusing
and exasperating. Especially exasperating if it is the head on Your
boat.

Any suggestions for a "catchy bathroom sign" requesting guest not to
flush plastic or napkins down the toilet and not to use too much TP in
the boat head? All suggestions welcome!

In my boat, there is a sign, saying something like:

"Don't put anything into this toilet - unless you have eaten it first
...".

Being quoted from a Dane, you may have to rephrase the formulation into
proper english ... ;o) ... The meaning, however, should be clear to
anyone on board ...



It's clear, all right...but...what about toilet paper? :)

"keith L. "" wrote in message
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What are the best Signs you have seen in the Head?

I am looking for original and good old fashioned ones too. What the
land lubbers do to clog the finicky boat "head" is amazing, amusing
and exasperating. Especially exasperating if it is the head on Your
boat.

Any suggestions for a "catchy bathroom sign" requesting guest not to
flush plastic or napkins down the toilet and not to use too much TP in
the boat head? All suggestions welcome!


Probably shouldn't go in the head, but I saw a sign that cracked me up...

Don't pee in our pool. We don't swim in your toilet.

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Nom=de=Plume

On Mon, 02 Nov 2009 14:11:36 -0500, wrote:

On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 09:38:44 -0800, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:

Probably shouldn't go in the head, but I saw a sign that cracked me up...

Don't pee in our pool. We don't swim in your toilet.


That sign has changed to

Welcome to our OOL.
Notice there is no "P" in it
we want it stay that way

We were at a beach club pool several years ago when a floater was
spotted. No, not a Baby Ruth.

Swimmers self-evacuated, post haste.

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On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 09:38:44 -0800, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:

Probably shouldn't go in the head, but I saw a sign that cracked me up...

Don't pee in our pool. We don't swim in your toilet.


That sign has changed to

Welcome to our OOL.
Notice there is no "P" in it
we want it stay that way

My auntie has one on her pool.

We don't swim in your toilet, please don't pee in our pool...

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Wafa free again.

On Nov 2, 12:29*am, "keith L. \"" wrote:
What are the best Signs you have seen in the Head?

I am looking for original and good old fashioned ones too. *What the
land lubbers do to clog the finicky boat "head" is amazing, amusing
and exasperating. * *Especially exasperating if it is the head on Your
boat.

Any suggestions for a "catchy bathroom sign" requesting guest not to
flush plastic or napkins down the toilet and not to use too much TP in
the boat head? All suggestions welcome!

It doesn't do much for shi....(OOPS!) "solids", but I saw one that
said:

'WE AIM TO PLEASE, SO YOU AIM TOO!....PLEASE?

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On Nov 2, 12:29*am, "keith L. \"" wrote:
What are the best Signs you have seen in the Head?

I am looking for original and good old fashioned ones too. *What the
land lubbers do to clog the finicky boat "head" is amazing, amusing
and exasperating. * *Especially exasperating if it is the head on Your
boat.

Any suggestions for a "catchy bathroom sign" requesting guest not to
flush plastic or napkins down the toilet and not to use too much TP in
the boat head? All suggestions welcome!

It doesn't do much for shi....(OOPS!) "solids", but I saw one that
said:

'WE AIM TO PLEASE, SO YOU AIM TOO!....PLEASE?

Yeah, one of the campers we borrow for some of the race weekends, has a
simple sign that says straight out.

Please no towels or nampkins in the toilet or you will be cleaning the
pump out and that is not a nice job...

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Wafa free again.

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On Sun, 1 Nov 2009 22:29:48 -0800 (PST), "keith L. \""
wrote:

What are the best Signs you have seen in the Head?

I am looking for original and good old fashioned ones too. What the
land lubbers do to clog the finicky boat "head" is amazing, amusing
and exasperating. Especially exasperating if it is the head on Your
boat.

Any suggestions for a "catchy bathroom sign" requesting guest not to
flush plastic or napkins down the toilet and not to use too much TP in
the boat head? All suggestions welcome!


Athens Ga (home of the Bulldogs) mens room

"Flush twice, Florida needs the water"

Flush Twice, it's a long way to Washington DC

Flush Twice, it's a long way to Harrys' house.

We aim to please
You aim too please...

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Wafa free again.

On 11/2/09 2:17 PM, Tosk wrote:
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On Sun, 1 Nov 2009 22:29:48 -0800 (PST), "keith L.\""
wrote:

What are the best Signs you have seen in the Head?

I am looking for original and good old fashioned ones too. What the
land lubbers do to clog the finicky boat "head" is amazing, amusing
and exasperating. Especially exasperating if it is the head on Your
boat.

Any suggestions for a "catchy bathroom sign" requesting guest not to
flush plastic or napkins down the toilet and not to use too much TP in
the boat head? All suggestions welcome!


Athens Ga (home of the Bulldogs) mens room

"Flush twice, Florida needs the water"

Flush Twice, it's a long way to Washington DC

Flush Twice, it's a long way to Harrys' house.

We aim to please
You aim too please...



Instead of straining to be clever, at which you will never succeed, you
should be out looking for a job so you can pay off that $26,000 hospital
bill you brought up here the other day.