Toilet notice... Signs in the Head.
 

What are the best Signs you have seen in the Head?

I am looking for original and good old fashioned ones too. What the
land lubbers do to clog the finicky boat "head" is amazing, amusing
and exasperating. Especially exasperating if it is the head on Your
boat.

Any suggestions for a "catchy bathroom sign" requesting guest not to
flush plastic or napkins down the toilet and not to use too much TP in
the boat head? All suggestions welcome!

Toilet notice... Signs in the Head.
 

keith L. " wrote:
What are the best Signs you have seen in the Head?

I am looking for original and good old fashioned ones too. What the
land lubbers do to clog the finicky boat "head" is amazing, amusing
and exasperating. Especially exasperating if it is the head on Your
boat.

Any suggestions for a "catchy bathroom sign" requesting guest not to
flush plastic or napkins down the toilet and not to use too much TP in
the boat head? All suggestions welcome!

Reminder!
The hands that remove
clogs are the same
hands that serve you food.

Toilet notice... Signs in the Head.
 

On Nov 2, 1:29*am, "keith L. \"" wrote:
What are the best Signs you have seen in the Head?

I am looking for original and good old fashioned ones too. *What the
land lubbers do to clog the finicky boat "head" is amazing, amusing
and exasperating. * *Especially exasperating if it is the head on Your
boat.

Any suggestions for a "catchy bathroom sign" requesting guest not to
flush plastic or napkins down the toilet and not to use too much TP in
the boat head? All suggestions welcome!

" We aim to please....You aim TOO...please "
" Paper not supplied to keep down clogs.... Finger Bowl dead ahead "

Toilet notice... Signs in the Head.
 

On 11/2/09 1:29 AM, keith L. " wrote:
What are the best Signs you have seen in the Head?

I am looking for original and good old fashioned ones too. What the
land lubbers do to clog the finicky boat "head" is amazing, amusing
and exasperating. Especially exasperating if it is the head on Your
boat.

Any suggestions for a "catchy bathroom sign" requesting guest not to
flush plastic or napkins down the toilet and not to use too much TP in
the boat head? All suggestions welcome!


To Avoid Arrest, Keep Your Feet in Your Own Stall.

Toilet notice... Signs in the Head.
 

H the K wrote:
On 11/2/09 1:29 AM, keith L. " wrote:
What are the best Signs you have seen in the Head?

I am looking for original and good old fashioned ones too. What the
land lubbers do to clog the finicky boat "head" is amazing, amusing
and exasperating. Especially exasperating if it is the head on Your
boat.

Any suggestions for a "catchy bathroom sign" requesting guest not to
flush plastic or napkins down the toilet and not to use too much TP in
the boat head? All suggestions welcome!


To Avoid Arrest, Keep Your Feet in Your Own Stall.

Still haven't sobered up, Eh Krausie. You have to learn to drink in
moderation

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On Nov 2, 6:23*am, Jim wrote:
H the K wrote:
On 11/2/09 1:29 AM, keith L. " wrote:
What are the best Signs you have seen in the Head?

I am looking for original and good old fashioned ones too. *What the
land lubbers do to clog the finicky boat "head" is amazing, amusing
and exasperating. * *Especially exasperating if it is the head on Your
boat.

Any suggestions for a "catchy bathroom sign" requesting guest not to
flush plastic or napkins down the toilet and not to use too much TP in
the boat head? All suggestions welcome!

To Avoid Arrest, Keep Your Feet in Your Own Stall.

Still haven't sobered up, Eh Krausie. You have to learn to drink in
moderation

You're going to put that on the wall in your Head?

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On 11/2/09 6:30 AM, Scott Dickson wrote:
On Nov 2, 6:23 am, wrote:
H the K wrote:
On 11/2/09 1:29 AM, keith L." wrote:
What are the best Signs you have seen in the Head?

I am looking for original and good old fashioned ones too. What the
land lubbers do to clog the finicky boat "head" is amazing, amusing
and exasperating. Especially exasperating if it is the head on Your
boat.

Any suggestions for a "catchy bathroom sign" requesting guest not to
flush plastic or napkins down the toilet and not to use too much TP in
the boat head? All suggestions welcome!

To Avoid Arrest, Keep Your Feet in Your Own Stall.

Still haven't sobered up, Eh Krausie. You have to learn to drink in
moderation

You're going to put that on the wall in your Head?


flajim doesn't have a boat. Therefore, he has no need of a sign for his
boat's head.
He must be projecting on the alcohol business, because my booze
consumption in the typical year consists of less than a six pack of beer
and two or three margaritas. flajim, of course, likes to make up crap
about people he doesn't like, and then repeat it.

It must really suck to be an old fart navy retiree like flajim, a guy
who has never accomplished anything of value in his entire life.

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H the K wrote:
On 11/2/09 6:30 AM, Scott Dickson wrote:
On Nov 2, 6:23 am, wrote:
H the K wrote:
On 11/2/09 1:29 AM, keith L." wrote:
What are the best Signs you have seen in the Head?

I am looking for original and good old fashioned ones too. What the
land lubbers do to clog the finicky boat "head" is amazing, amusing
and exasperating. Especially exasperating if it is the head on Your
boat.

Any suggestions for a "catchy bathroom sign" requesting guest not to
flush plastic or napkins down the toilet and not to use too much TP in
the boat head? All suggestions welcome!

To Avoid Arrest, Keep Your Feet in Your Own Stall.

Still haven't sobered up, Eh Krausie. You have to learn to drink in
moderation

You're going to put that on the wall in your Head?


flajim doesn't have a boat. Therefore, he has no need of a sign for his
boat's head.
He must be projecting on the alcohol business, because my booze
consumption in the typical year consists of less than a six pack of beer
and two or three margaritas. flajim, of course, likes to make up crap
about people he doesn't like, and then repeat it.

It must really suck to be an old fart navy retiree like flajim, a guy
who has never accomplished anything of value in his entire life.


Mention your alcohol consumption and you get very defensive about it.
Why is that?

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"keith L. "" skrev i en meddelelse
...
What are the best Signs you have seen in the Head?

I am looking for original and good old fashioned ones too. What the
land lubbers do to clog the finicky boat "head" is amazing, amusing
and exasperating. Especially exasperating if it is the head on Your
boat.

Any suggestions for a "catchy bathroom sign" requesting guest not to
flush plastic or napkins down the toilet and not to use too much TP in
the boat head? All suggestions welcome!

In my boat, there is a sign, saying something like:

"Don't put anything into this toilet - unless you have eaten it first
....".

Being quoted from a Dane, you may have to rephrase the formulation into
proper english ... ;o) ... The meaning, however, should be clear to
anyone on board ...

--
best regards
Flemming Torp - Gimle - DEN-61 - X-342 - Helsingør

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On 11/2/09 6:47 AM, Flemming Torp wrote:
"keith skrev i en meddelelse
...
What are the best Signs you have seen in the Head?

I am looking for original and good old fashioned ones too. What the
land lubbers do to clog the finicky boat "head" is amazing, amusing
and exasperating. Especially exasperating if it is the head on Your
boat.

Any suggestions for a "catchy bathroom sign" requesting guest not to
flush plastic or napkins down the toilet and not to use too much TP in
the boat head? All suggestions welcome!

In my boat, there is a sign, saying something like:

"Don't put anything into this toilet - unless you have eaten it first
...".

Being quoted from a Dane, you may have to rephrase the formulation into
proper english ... ;o) ... The meaning, however, should be clear to
anyone on board ...



It's clear, all right...but...what about toilet paper? :)