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What are the best Signs you have seen in the Head?

I am looking for original and good old fashioned ones too. What the
land lubbers do to clog the finicky boat "head" is amazing, amusing
and exasperating. Especially exasperating if it is the head on Your
boat.

Any suggestions for a "catchy bathroom sign" requesting guest not to
flush plastic or napkins down the toilet and not to use too much TP in
the boat head? All suggestions welcome!

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keith L. " wrote:
What are the best Signs you have seen in the Head?

I am looking for original and good old fashioned ones too. What the
land lubbers do to clog the finicky boat "head" is amazing, amusing
and exasperating. Especially exasperating if it is the head on Your
boat.

Any suggestions for a "catchy bathroom sign" requesting guest not to
flush plastic or napkins down the toilet and not to use too much TP in
the boat head? All suggestions welcome!

Reminder!
The hands that remove
clogs are the same
hands that serve you food.

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On Nov 2, 1:29*am, "keith L. \"" wrote:
What are the best Signs you have seen in the Head?

I am looking for original and good old fashioned ones too. *What the
land lubbers do to clog the finicky boat "head" is amazing, amusing
and exasperating. * *Especially exasperating if it is the head on Your
boat.

Any suggestions for a "catchy bathroom sign" requesting guest not to
flush plastic or napkins down the toilet and not to use too much TP in
the boat head? All suggestions welcome!

" We aim to please....You aim TOO...please "
" Paper not supplied to keep down clogs.... Finger Bowl dead ahead "

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On 11/2/09 1:29 AM, keith L. " wrote:
What are the best Signs you have seen in the Head?

I am looking for original and good old fashioned ones too. What the
land lubbers do to clog the finicky boat "head" is amazing, amusing
and exasperating. Especially exasperating if it is the head on Your
boat.

Any suggestions for a "catchy bathroom sign" requesting guest not to
flush plastic or napkins down the toilet and not to use too much TP in
the boat head? All suggestions welcome!


To Avoid Arrest, Keep Your Feet in Your Own Stall.

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H the K wrote:
On 11/2/09 1:29 AM, keith L. " wrote:
What are the best Signs you have seen in the Head?

I am looking for original and good old fashioned ones too. What the
land lubbers do to clog the finicky boat "head" is amazing, amusing
and exasperating. Especially exasperating if it is the head on Your
boat.

Any suggestions for a "catchy bathroom sign" requesting guest not to
flush plastic or napkins down the toilet and not to use too much TP in
the boat head? All suggestions welcome!


To Avoid Arrest, Keep Your Feet in Your Own Stall.

Still haven't sobered up, Eh Krausie. You have to learn to drink in
moderation

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On Nov 2, 6:23*am, Jim wrote:
H the K wrote:
On 11/2/09 1:29 AM, keith L. " wrote:
What are the best Signs you have seen in the Head?

I am looking for original and good old fashioned ones too. *What the
land lubbers do to clog the finicky boat "head" is amazing, amusing
and exasperating. * *Especially exasperating if it is the head on Your
boat.

Any suggestions for a "catchy bathroom sign" requesting guest not to
flush plastic or napkins down the toilet and not to use too much TP in
the boat head? All suggestions welcome!

To Avoid Arrest, Keep Your Feet in Your Own Stall.

Still haven't sobered up, Eh Krausie. You have to learn to drink in
moderation

You're going to put that on the wall in your Head?

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On 11/2/09 6:30 AM, Scott Dickson wrote:
On Nov 2, 6:23 am, wrote:
H the K wrote:
On 11/2/09 1:29 AM, keith L." wrote:
What are the best Signs you have seen in the Head?

I am looking for original and good old fashioned ones too. What the
land lubbers do to clog the finicky boat "head" is amazing, amusing
and exasperating. Especially exasperating if it is the head on Your
boat.

Any suggestions for a "catchy bathroom sign" requesting guest not to
flush plastic or napkins down the toilet and not to use too much TP in
the boat head? All suggestions welcome!

To Avoid Arrest, Keep Your Feet in Your Own Stall.

Still haven't sobered up, Eh Krausie. You have to learn to drink in
moderation

You're going to put that on the wall in your Head?


flajim doesn't have a boat. Therefore, he has no need of a sign for his
boat's head.
He must be projecting on the alcohol business, because my booze
consumption in the typical year consists of less than a six pack of beer
and two or three margaritas. flajim, of course, likes to make up crap
about people he doesn't like, and then repeat it.

It must really suck to be an old fart navy retiree like flajim, a guy
who has never accomplished anything of value in his entire life.

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H the K wrote:
On 11/2/09 6:30 AM, Scott Dickson wrote:
On Nov 2, 6:23 am, wrote:
H the K wrote:
On 11/2/09 1:29 AM, keith L." wrote:
What are the best Signs you have seen in the Head?

I am looking for original and good old fashioned ones too. What the
land lubbers do to clog the finicky boat "head" is amazing, amusing
and exasperating. Especially exasperating if it is the head on Your
boat.

Any suggestions for a "catchy bathroom sign" requesting guest not to
flush plastic or napkins down the toilet and not to use too much TP in
the boat head? All suggestions welcome!

To Avoid Arrest, Keep Your Feet in Your Own Stall.

Still haven't sobered up, Eh Krausie. You have to learn to drink in
moderation

You're going to put that on the wall in your Head?


flajim doesn't have a boat. Therefore, he has no need of a sign for his
boat's head.
He must be projecting on the alcohol business, because my booze
consumption in the typical year consists of less than a six pack of beer
and two or three margaritas. flajim, of course, likes to make up crap
about people he doesn't like, and then repeat it.

It must really suck to be an old fart navy retiree like flajim, a guy
who has never accomplished anything of value in his entire life.


Mention your alcohol consumption and you get very defensive about it.
Why is that?

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"keith L. "" skrev i en meddelelse
...
What are the best Signs you have seen in the Head?

I am looking for original and good old fashioned ones too. What the
land lubbers do to clog the finicky boat "head" is amazing, amusing
and exasperating. Especially exasperating if it is the head on Your
boat.

Any suggestions for a "catchy bathroom sign" requesting guest not to
flush plastic or napkins down the toilet and not to use too much TP in
the boat head? All suggestions welcome!

In my boat, there is a sign, saying something like:

"Don't put anything into this toilet - unless you have eaten it first
....".

Being quoted from a Dane, you may have to rephrase the formulation into
proper english ... ;o) ... The meaning, however, should be clear to
anyone on board ...

--
best regards
Flemming Torp - Gimle - DEN-61 - X-342 - Helsingør

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On 11/2/09 6:47 AM, Flemming Torp wrote:
"keith skrev i en meddelelse
...
What are the best Signs you have seen in the Head?

I am looking for original and good old fashioned ones too. What the
land lubbers do to clog the finicky boat "head" is amazing, amusing
and exasperating. Especially exasperating if it is the head on Your
boat.

Any suggestions for a "catchy bathroom sign" requesting guest not to
flush plastic or napkins down the toilet and not to use too much TP in
the boat head? All suggestions welcome!

In my boat, there is a sign, saying something like:

"Don't put anything into this toilet - unless you have eaten it first
...".

Being quoted from a Dane, you may have to rephrase the formulation into
proper english ... ;o) ... The meaning, however, should be clear to
anyone on board ...



It's clear, all right...but...what about toilet paper? :)

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H the K wrote:
On 11/2/09 1:29 AM, keith L. " wrote:
What are the best Signs you have seen in the Head?

I am looking for original and good old fashioned ones too. What the
land lubbers do to clog the finicky boat "head" is amazing, amusing
and exasperating. Especially exasperating if it is the head on Your
boat.

Any suggestions for a "catchy bathroom sign" requesting guest not to
flush plastic or napkins down the toilet and not to use too much TP in
the boat head? All suggestions welcome!


To Avoid Arrest, Keep Your Feet in Your Own Stall.

At the mere mention of the head, or toilet as you lubbers call it, Harry
goes in to a rant about gay behavior. Why is that?
























/

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On Nov 2, 5:15*am, H the K wrote:
On 11/2/09 1:29 AM, keith L. " wrote:

What are the best Signs you have seen in the Head?

I am looking for original and good old fashioned ones too. *What the
land lubbers do to clog the finicky boat "head" is amazing, amusing
and exasperating. * *Especially exasperating if it is the head on Your
boat.

Any suggestions for a "catchy bathroom sign" requesting guest not to
flush plastic or napkins down the toilet and not to use too much TP in
the boat head? All suggestions welcome!

To Avoid Arrest, Keep Your Feet in Your Own Stall.

Having gay interludes again, Herr Krause?

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On Nov 2, 6:37*am, H the K wrote:
On 11/2/09 6:30 AM, Scott Dickson wrote:





On Nov 2, 6:23 am, *wrote:
H the K wrote:
On 11/2/09 1:29 AM, keith L." *wrote:
What are the best Signs you have seen in the Head?

I am looking for original and good old fashioned ones too. *What the
land lubbers do to clog the finicky boat "head" is amazing, amusing
and exasperating. * *Especially exasperating if it is the head on Your
boat.

Any suggestions for a "catchy bathroom sign" requesting guest not to
flush plastic or napkins down the toilet and not to use too much TP in
the boat head? All suggestions welcome!

To Avoid Arrest, Keep Your Feet in Your Own Stall.

Still haven't sobered up, Eh Krausie. You have to learn to drink in
moderation

You're going to put that on the wall in your Head?

flajim doesn't have a boat. Therefore, he has no need of a sign for his
boat's head.
He must be projecting on the alcohol business, because my booze
consumption in the typical year consists of less than a six pack of beer
and two or three margaritas. flajim, of course, likes to make up crap
about people he doesn't like, and then repeat it.

It must really suck to be an old fart navy retiree like flajim, a guy
who has never accomplished anything of value in his entire life.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Harry, do you mean like saying that someone keeps a motorcycle in
their kitchen? Or that someone sleeps in a tent with his children for
sexual reasons? Or that someone broke his kid's arms? Or that you went
to Yale, or that you have a "zimmerman like" lobster boat? Or that
you've soloed around the horn, twice?

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Loogypicker wrote:
On Nov 2, 6:37 am, H the K wrote:
On 11/2/09 6:30 AM, Scott Dickson wrote:





On Nov 2, 6:23 am, wrote:
H the K wrote:
On 11/2/09 1:29 AM, keith L." wrote:
What are the best Signs you have seen in the Head?
I am looking for original and good old fashioned ones too. What the
land lubbers do to clog the finicky boat "head" is amazing, amusing
and exasperating. Especially exasperating if it is the head on Your
boat.
Any suggestions for a "catchy bathroom sign" requesting guest not to
flush plastic or napkins down the toilet and not to use too much TP in
the boat head? All suggestions welcome!
To Avoid Arrest, Keep Your Feet in Your Own Stall.
Still haven't sobered up, Eh Krausie. You have to learn to drink in
moderation
You're going to put that on the wall in your Head?
flajim doesn't have a boat. Therefore, he has no need of a sign for his
boat's head.
He must be projecting on the alcohol business, because my booze
consumption in the typical year consists of less than a six pack of beer
and two or three margaritas. flajim, of course, likes to make up crap
about people he doesn't like, and then repeat it.

It must really suck to be an old fart navy retiree like flajim, a guy
who has never accomplished anything of value in his entire life.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Harry, do you mean like saying that someone keeps a motorcycle in
their kitchen? Or that someone sleeps in a tent with his children for
sexual reasons? Or that someone broke his kid's arms? Or that you went
to Yale, or that you have a "zimmerman like" lobster boat? Or that
you've soloed around the horn, twice?

Krausie complains that I don't like him. Imagine that. If he's right I
probably have sufficient cause. Doncha think Loogie? I wonder why he's
so defensive re his booze consumption?

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"keith L. "" wrote in message
...
What are the best Signs you have seen in the Head?

I am looking for original and good old fashioned ones too. What the
land lubbers do to clog the finicky boat "head" is amazing, amusing
and exasperating. Especially exasperating if it is the head on Your
boat.

Any suggestions for a "catchy bathroom sign" requesting guest not to
flush plastic or napkins down the toilet and not to use too much TP in
the boat head? All suggestions welcome!


Probably shouldn't go in the head, but I saw a sign that cracked me up...

Don't pee in our pool. We don't swim in your toilet.

--
Nom=de=Plume

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On Nov 2, 12:28*pm, Jim wrote:
Loogypicker wrote:
On Nov 2, 6:37 am, H the K wrote:
On 11/2/09 6:30 AM, Scott Dickson wrote:

On Nov 2, 6:23 am, *wrote:
H the K wrote:
On 11/2/09 1:29 AM, keith L." *wrote:
What are the best Signs you have seen in the Head?
I am looking for original and good old fashioned ones too. *What the
land lubbers do to clog the finicky boat "head" is amazing, amusing
and exasperating. * *Especially exasperating if it is the head on Your
boat.
Any suggestions for a "catchy bathroom sign" requesting guest not to
flush plastic or napkins down the toilet and not to use too much TP in
the boat head? All suggestions welcome!
To Avoid Arrest, Keep Your Feet in Your Own Stall.
Still haven't sobered up, Eh Krausie. You have to learn to drink in
moderation
You're going to put that on the wall in your Head?
flajim doesn't have a boat. Therefore, he has no need of a sign for his
boat's head.
He must be projecting on the alcohol business, because my booze
consumption in the typical year consists of less than a six pack of beer
and two or three margaritas. flajim, of course, likes to make up crap
about people he doesn't like, and then repeat it.

It must really suck to be an old fart navy retiree like flajim, a guy
who has never accomplished anything of value in his entire life.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Harry, do you mean like saying that someone keeps a motorcycle in
their kitchen? Or that someone sleeps in a tent with his children for
sexual reasons? Or that someone broke his kid's arms? Or that you went
to Yale, or that you have a "zimmerman like" lobster boat? Or that
you've soloed around the horn, twice?

Krausie complains that I don't like him. Imagine that. If he's right I
probably have sufficient cause. Doncha think Loogie? I wonder why he's
so defensive re his booze consumption?- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

What do *I* think? I think he's a narcissitic, psychotic, ill
tempered, lying, fat nasty piece of crap. As far as his defense of his
booze consumption, I do know that he drinks that watered down cheap
Corona. Of course, then he comes here and tries to make people believe
he's oh, so sophisticated and tasteful......

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On Nov 2, 12:29*am, "keith L. \"" wrote:
What are the best Signs you have seen in the Head?

I am looking for original and good old fashioned ones too. *What the
land lubbers do to clog the finicky boat "head" is amazing, amusing
and exasperating. * *Especially exasperating if it is the head on Your
boat.

Any suggestions for a "catchy bathroom sign" requesting guest not to
flush plastic or napkins down the toilet and not to use too much TP in
the boat head? All suggestions welcome!

It doesn't do much for shi....(OOPS!) "solids", but I saw one that
said:

'WE AIM TO PLEASE, SO YOU AIM TOO!....PLEASE?

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In article ,
says...

On Sun, 1 Nov 2009 22:29:48 -0800 (PST), "keith L. \""
wrote:

What are the best Signs you have seen in the Head?

I am looking for original and good old fashioned ones too. What the
land lubbers do to clog the finicky boat "head" is amazing, amusing
and exasperating. Especially exasperating if it is the head on Your
boat.

Any suggestions for a "catchy bathroom sign" requesting guest not to
flush plastic or napkins down the toilet and not to use too much TP in
the boat head? All suggestions welcome!


Athens Ga (home of the Bulldogs) mens room

"Flush twice, Florida needs the water"

Flush Twice, it's a long way to Washington DC

Flush Twice, it's a long way to Harrys' house.

We aim to please
You aim too please...

--
Wafa free again.

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In article acddd809-7b29-41cb-bd1d-
, says.
On Nov 2, 12:29*am, "keith L. \"" wrote:
What are the best Signs you have seen in the Head?

I am looking for original and good old fashioned ones too. *What the
land lubbers do to clog the finicky boat "head" is amazing, amusing
and exasperating. * *Especially exasperating if it is the head on Your
boat.

Any suggestions for a "catchy bathroom sign" requesting guest not to
flush plastic or napkins down the toilet and not to use too much TP in
the boat head? All suggestions welcome!

It doesn't do much for shi....(OOPS!) "solids", but I saw one that
said:

'WE AIM TO PLEASE, SO YOU AIM TOO!....PLEASE?

Yeah, one of the campers we borrow for some of the race weekends, has a
simple sign that says straight out.

Please no towels or nampkins in the toilet or you will be cleaning the
pump out and that is not a nice job...

--
Wafa free again.

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On Mon, 02 Nov 2009 14:11:36 -0500, wrote:

On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 09:38:44 -0800, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:

Probably shouldn't go in the head, but I saw a sign that cracked me up...

Don't pee in our pool. We don't swim in your toilet.


That sign has changed to

Welcome to our OOL.
Notice there is no "P" in it
we want it stay that way

We were at a beach club pool several years ago when a floater was
spotted. No, not a Baby Ruth.

Swimmers self-evacuated, post haste.

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In article ,
says...

On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 09:38:44 -0800, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:

Probably shouldn't go in the head, but I saw a sign that cracked me up...

Don't pee in our pool. We don't swim in your toilet.


That sign has changed to

Welcome to our OOL.
Notice there is no "P" in it
we want it stay that way

My auntie has one on her pool.

We don't swim in your toilet, please don't pee in our pool...

--
Wafa free again.

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On 11/2/09 2:17 PM, Tosk wrote:
In ,
says...

On Sun, 1 Nov 2009 22:29:48 -0800 (PST), "keith L.\""
wrote:

What are the best Signs you have seen in the Head?

I am looking for original and good old fashioned ones too. What the
land lubbers do to clog the finicky boat "head" is amazing, amusing
and exasperating. Especially exasperating if it is the head on Your
boat.

Any suggestions for a "catchy bathroom sign" requesting guest not to
flush plastic or napkins down the toilet and not to use too much TP in
the boat head? All suggestions welcome!


Athens Ga (home of the Bulldogs) mens room

"Flush twice, Florida needs the water"

Flush Twice, it's a long way to Washington DC

Flush Twice, it's a long way to Harrys' house.

We aim to please
You aim too please...



Instead of straining to be clever, at which you will never succeed, you
should be out looking for a job so you can pay off that $26,000 hospital
bill you brought up here the other day.