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Outhouse Aficionado In Deep Doo-doo. Again.
Maine man busted for climbing into national forest crapper

SEPTEMBER 1--For the second time, a Maine man has been arrested for
climbing down into the waste vault below an outhouse in a national park.
Gary Moody, 49, is facing federal charges for a Memorial Day incident at
a campground in the White Mountain National Forest, where he was first
arrested in 2005 after being spotted in the waste vault beneath a
women's toilet (at the time Moody claimed he dropped his wedding ring
down the toilet and climbed in to the vault to retrieve it). According
to an affidavit filed last week in U.S. District Court in Portland, a
nine-year-old boy waiting to use the bathroom noticed that "the toilet
had been pulled out and was lying on the floor. At that point a man
popped out of the hole leading to the waste vault." After a few minutes,
a "completely wet" man exited the restroom and told the boy, "Man, sorry
about that, I was getting my shirt." After learning of the bizarre
incident, federal investigators immediately suspected Moody had been in
the vault "based on the extremely rare nature of this type of activity."
When interviewed at his home, Moody admitted climbing into the vault,
claiming that his shirt had fallen into the waste chamber. Moody claimed
that he had removed his shirt "and placed it on the seat of the outhouse
because he thinks that outhouse seats are dirty." When a federal agent
commented that it did not make sense to "climb into an outhouse pit if
he didn't like to even sit on outhouse seats," Moody fell silent. When
asked if he had "ever had counseling because of the outhouse problem,"
Moody said no, adding that he had "anger toward society because of how
he was treated after he was found in the pit of a National Forest
outhouse in 2005." Pictured above in a mug shot taken after that bust,
Moody--now facing three misdemeanors--is due in federal court on
September 16 for an initial appearance.

- - -

Will he ride to the courthouse on the back of his cuz's MottoGuzzler?
Stay tuned.
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On Fri, 04 Sep 2009 14:57:13 -0400, H the K
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Outhouse Aficionado In Deep Doo-doo. Again.
Maine man busted for climbing into national forest crapper

SEPTEMBER 1--For the second time, a Maine man has been arrested for
climbing down into the waste vault below an outhouse in a national park.
Gary Moody, 49, is facing federal charges for a Memorial Day incident at
a campground in the White Mountain National Forest, where he was first
arrested in 2005 after being spotted in the waste vault beneath a
women's toilet (at the time Moody claimed he dropped his wedding ring
down the toilet and climbed in to the vault to retrieve it). According
to an affidavit filed last week in U.S. District Court in Portland, a
nine-year-old boy waiting to use the bathroom noticed that "the toilet
had been pulled out and was lying on the floor. At that point a man
popped out of the hole leading to the waste vault." After a few minutes,
a "completely wet" man exited the restroom and told the boy, "Man, sorry
about that, I was getting my shirt." After learning of the bizarre
incident, federal investigators immediately suspected Moody had been in
the vault "based on the extremely rare nature of this type of activity."
When interviewed at his home, Moody admitted climbing into the vault,
claiming that his shirt had fallen into the waste chamber. Moody claimed
that he had removed his shirt "and placed it on the seat of the outhouse
because he thinks that outhouse seats are dirty." When a federal agent
commented that it did not make sense to "climb into an outhouse pit if
he didn't like to even sit on outhouse seats," Moody fell silent. When
asked if he had "ever had counseling because of the outhouse problem,"
Moody said no, adding that he had "anger toward society because of how
he was treated after he was found in the pit of a National Forest
outhouse in 2005." Pictured above in a mug shot taken after that bust,
Moody--now facing three misdemeanors--is due in federal court on
September 16 for an initial appearance.

- - -

Will he ride to the courthouse on the back of his cuz's MottoGuzzler?
Stay tuned.


I assume he's related to Glenn Beck or Froggy.

Requires a strong constitution and a fetish for wallowing in ****.
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On Sep 4, 3:04*pm, jps wrote:
On Fri, 04 Sep 2009 14:57:13 -0400, H the K



wrote:
Outhouse Aficionado In Deep Doo-doo. Again.
Maine man busted for climbing into national forest crapper


SEPTEMBER 1--For the second time, a Maine man has been arrested for
climbing down into the waste vault below an outhouse in a national park.
Gary Moody, 49, is facing federal charges for a Memorial Day incident at
a campground in the White Mountain National Forest, where he was first
arrested in 2005 after being spotted in the waste vault beneath a
women's toilet (at the time Moody claimed he dropped his wedding ring
down the toilet and climbed in to the vault to retrieve it). According
to an affidavit filed last week in U.S. District Court in Portland, a
nine-year-old boy waiting to use the bathroom noticed that "the toilet
had been pulled out and was lying on the floor. At that point a man
popped out of the hole leading to the waste vault." After a few minutes,
a "completely wet" man exited the restroom and told the boy, "Man, sorry
about that, I was getting my shirt." After learning of the bizarre
incident, federal investigators immediately suspected Moody had been in
the vault "based on the extremely rare nature of this type of activity."
When interviewed at his home, Moody admitted climbing into the vault,
claiming that his shirt had fallen into the waste chamber. Moody claimed
that he had removed his shirt "and placed it on the seat of the outhouse
because he thinks that outhouse seats are dirty." When a federal agent
commented that it did not make sense to "climb into an outhouse pit if
he didn't like to even sit on outhouse seats," Moody fell silent. When
asked if he had "ever had counseling because of the outhouse problem,"
Moody said no, adding that he had "anger toward society because of how
he was treated after he was found in the pit of a National Forest
outhouse in 2005." Pictured above in a mug shot taken after that bust,
Moody--now facing three misdemeanors--is due in federal court on
September 16 for an initial appearance.


- - -


Will he ride to the courthouse on the back of his cuz's MottoGuzzler?
Stay tuned.


I assume he's related to Glenn Beck or Froggy. *

Requires a strong constitution and a fetish for wallowing in ****.


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Frogwatch wrote:
On Sep 4, 3:04 pm, jps wrote:
On Fri, 04 Sep 2009 14:57:13 -0400, H the K



wrote:
Outhouse Aficionado In Deep Doo-doo. Again.
Maine man busted for climbing into national forest crapper
SEPTEMBER 1--For the second time, a Maine man has been arrested for
climbing down into the waste vault below an outhouse in a national park.
Gary Moody, 49, is facing federal charges for a Memorial Day incident at
a campground in the White Mountain National Forest, where he was first
arrested in 2005 after being spotted in the waste vault beneath a
women's toilet (at the time Moody claimed he dropped his wedding ring
down the toilet and climbed in to the vault to retrieve it). According
to an affidavit filed last week in U.S. District Court in Portland, a
nine-year-old boy waiting to use the bathroom noticed that "the toilet
had been pulled out and was lying on the floor. At that point a man
popped out of the hole leading to the waste vault." After a few minutes,
a "completely wet" man exited the restroom and told the boy, "Man, sorry
about that, I was getting my shirt." After learning of the bizarre
incident, federal investigators immediately suspected Moody had been in
the vault "based on the extremely rare nature of this type of activity."
When interviewed at his home, Moody admitted climbing into the vault,
claiming that his shirt had fallen into the waste chamber. Moody claimed
that he had removed his shirt "and placed it on the seat of the outhouse
because he thinks that outhouse seats are dirty." When a federal agent
commented that it did not make sense to "climb into an outhouse pit if
he didn't like to even sit on outhouse seats," Moody fell silent. When
asked if he had "ever had counseling because of the outhouse problem,"
Moody said no, adding that he had "anger toward society because of how
he was treated after he was found in the pit of a National Forest
outhouse in 2005." Pictured above in a mug shot taken after that bust,
Moody--now facing three misdemeanors--is due in federal court on
September 16 for an initial appearance.
- - -
Will he ride to the courthouse on the back of his cuz's MottoGuzzler?
Stay tuned.

I assume he's related to Glenn Beck or Froggy.

Requires a strong constitution and a fetish for wallowing in ****.


Yawn

Notice how because of his extreme narcissism, Harry has to come up with
a new name and false email address so that people will notice him?
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H the K wrote:
Outhouse Aficionado In Deep Doo-doo. Again.
Maine man busted for climbing into national forest crapper

SEPTEMBER 1--For the second time, a Maine man has been arrested for
climbing down into the waste vault below an outhouse in a national park.
Gary Moody, 49, is facing federal charges for a Memorial Day incident at
a campground in the White Mountain National Forest, where he was first
arrested in 2005 after being spotted in the waste vault beneath a
women's toilet (at the time Moody claimed he dropped his wedding ring
down the toilet and climbed in to the vault to retrieve it). According
to an affidavit filed last week in U.S. District Court in Portland, a
nine-year-old boy waiting to use the bathroom noticed that "the toilet
had been pulled out and was lying on the floor. At that point a man
popped out of the hole leading to the waste vault." After a few minutes,
a "completely wet" man exited the restroom and told the boy, "Man, sorry
about that, I was getting my shirt." After learning of the bizarre
incident, federal investigators immediately suspected Moody had been in
the vault "based on the extremely rare nature of this type of activity."
When interviewed at his home, Moody admitted climbing into the vault,
claiming that his shirt had fallen into the waste chamber. Moody claimed
that he had removed his shirt "and placed it on the seat of the outhouse
because he thinks that outhouse seats are dirty." When a federal agent
commented that it did not make sense to "climb into an outhouse pit if
he didn't like to even sit on outhouse seats," Moody fell silent. When
asked if he had "ever had counseling because of the outhouse problem,"
Moody said no, adding that he had "anger toward society because of how
he was treated after he was found in the pit of a National Forest
outhouse in 2005." Pictured above in a mug shot taken after that bust,
Moody--now facing three misdemeanors--is due in federal court on
September 16 for an initial appearance.

- - -

Will he ride to the courthouse on the back of his cuz's MottoGuzzler?
Stay tuned.


Dumb...
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D 2 wrote:
H the K wrote:
Outhouse Aficionado In Deep Doo-doo. Again.
Maine man busted for climbing into national forest crapper

SEPTEMBER 1--For the second time, a Maine man has been arrested for
climbing down into the waste vault below an outhouse in a national
park. Gary Moody, 49, is facing federal charges for a Memorial Day
incident at a campground in the White Mountain National Forest, where
he was first arrested in 2005 after being spotted in the waste vault
beneath a women's toilet (at the time Moody claimed he dropped his
wedding ring down the toilet and climbed in to the vault to retrieve
it). According to an affidavit filed last week in U.S. District Court
in Portland, a nine-year-old boy waiting to use the bathroom noticed
that "the toilet had been pulled out and was lying on the floor. At
that point a man popped out of the hole leading to the waste vault."
After a few minutes, a "completely wet" man exited the restroom and
told the boy, "Man, sorry about that, I was getting my shirt." After
learning of the bizarre incident, federal investigators immediately
suspected Moody had been in the vault "based on the extremely rare
nature of this type of activity." When interviewed at his home, Moody
admitted climbing into the vault, claiming that his shirt had fallen
into the waste chamber. Moody claimed that he had removed his shirt
"and placed it on the seat of the outhouse because he thinks that
outhouse seats are dirty." When a federal agent commented that it did
not make sense to "climb into an outhouse pit if he didn't like to
even sit on outhouse seats," Moody fell silent. When asked if he had
"ever had counseling because of the outhouse problem," Moody said no,
adding that he had "anger toward society because of how he was treated
after he was found in the pit of a National Forest outhouse in 2005."
Pictured above in a mug shot taken after that bust, Moody--now facing
three misdemeanors--is due in federal court on September 16 for an
initial appearance.

- - -

Will he ride to the courthouse on the back of his cuz's MottoGuzzler?
Stay tuned.


Dumb...


His scribbleings point to the dark places his mind and heart travel to.
Krause is as creepy as they get.
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Outhouse Aficionado In Deep Doo-doo. Again.
Maine man busted for climbing into national forest crapper

SEPTEMBER 1--For the second time, a Maine man has been arrested for
climbing down into the waste vault below an outhouse in a national park.
Gary Moody, 49, is facing federal charges for a Memorial Day incident at a
campground in the White Mountain National Forest, where he was first
arrested in 2005 after being spotted in the waste vault beneath a women's
toilet (at the time Moody claimed he dropped his wedding ring down the
toilet and climbed in to the vault to retrieve it). According to an
affidavit filed last week in U.S. District Court in Portland, a
nine-year-old boy waiting to use the bathroom noticed that "the toilet had
been pulled out and was lying on the floor. At that point a man popped out
of the hole leading to the waste vault." After a few minutes, a
"completely wet" man exited the restroom and told the boy, "Man, sorry
about that, I was getting my shirt." After learning of the bizarre
incident, federal investigators immediately suspected Moody had been in
the vault "based on the extremely rare nature of this type of activity."
When interviewed at his home, Moody admitted climbing into the vault,
claiming that his shirt had fallen into the waste chamber. Moody claimed
that he had removed his shirt "and placed it on the seat of the outhouse
because he thinks that outhouse seats are dirty." When a federal agent
commented that it did not make sense to "climb into an outhouse pit if he
didn't like to even sit on outhouse seats," Moody fell silent. When asked
if he had "ever had counseling because of the outhouse problem," Moody
said no, adding that he had "anger toward society because of how he was
treated after he was found in the pit of a National Forest outhouse in
2005." Pictured above in a mug shot taken after that bust, Moody--now
facing three misdemeanors--is due in federal court on September 16 for an
initial appearance.

- - -

Will he ride to the courthouse on the back of his cuz's MottoGuzzler?
Stay tuned.


Harry, if you had just TALKED to your son... maybe played ball with him once
in a while, he wouldn't be crawling down into outhouse waste vaults.
Although I could see the confusion of there, and your house. He probably
thought he was home.

Thanks for letting us know what he's been up (or down) to though. Please get
him that counseling that he said he hasn't received. Perhaps if you didn't
post 348 messages a day on usenet, you'd have more time for him?

My Best,

--Mike


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Outhouse Aficionado In Deep Doo-doo. Again.
Maine man busted for climbing into national forest crapper

SEPTEMBER 1--For the second time, a Maine man has been arrested for
climbing down into the waste vault below an outhouse in a national park.
Gary Moody, 49, is facing federal charges for a Memorial Day incident at a
campground in the White Mountain National Forest, where he was first
arrested in 2005 after being spotted in the waste vault beneath a women's
toilet (at the time Moody claimed he dropped his wedding ring down the
toilet and climbed in to the vault to retrieve it). According to an
affidavit filed last week in U.S. District Court in Portland, a
nine-year-old boy waiting to use the bathroom noticed that "the toilet had
been pulled out and was lying on the floor. At that point a man popped out
of the hole leading to the waste vault." After a few minutes, a
"completely wet" man exited the restroom and told the boy, "Man, sorry
about that, I was getting my shirt." After learning of the bizarre
incident, federal investigators immediately suspected Moody had been in
the vault "based on the extremely rare nature of this type of activity."
When interviewed at his home, Moody admitted climbing into the vault,
claiming that his shirt had fallen into the waste chamber. Moody claimed
that he had removed his shirt "and placed it on the seat of the outhouse
because he thinks that outhouse seats are dirty." When a federal agent
commented that it did not make sense to "climb into an outhouse pit if he
didn't like to even sit on outhouse seats," Moody fell silent. When asked
if he had "ever had counseling because of the outhouse problem," Moody
said no, adding that he had "anger toward society because of how he was
treated after he was found in the pit of a National Forest outhouse in
2005." Pictured above in a mug shot taken after that bust, Moody--now
facing three misdemeanors--is due in federal court on September 16 for an
initial appearance.

- - -

Will he ride to the courthouse on the back of his cuz's MottoGuzzler?
Stay tuned.


Harry, if you had just TALKED to your son... maybe played ball with him once
in a while, he wouldn't be crawling down into outhouse waste vaults.
Although I could see the confusion of there, and your house. He probably
thought he was home.

Thanks for letting us know what he's been up (or down) to though. Please get
him that counseling that he said he hasn't received. Perhaps if you didn't
post 348 messages a day on usenet, you'd have more time for him?

My Best,

--Mike


Some of the crap that Harry comes up with stinks to high heaven, don't
you think?
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Jim wrote:
D 2 wrote:
H the K wrote:
Outhouse Aficionado In Deep Doo-doo. Again.
Maine man busted for climbing into national forest crapper

SEPTEMBER 1--For the second time, a Maine man has been arrested for
climbing down into the waste vault below an outhouse in a national
park. Gary Moody, 49, is facing federal charges for a Memorial Day
incident at a campground in the White Mountain National Forest, where
he was first arrested in 2005 after being spotted in the waste vault
beneath a women's toilet (at the time Moody claimed he dropped his
wedding ring down the toilet and climbed in to the vault to retrieve
it). According to an affidavit filed last week in U.S. District Court
in Portland, a nine-year-old boy waiting to use the bathroom noticed
that "the toilet had been pulled out and was lying on the floor. At
that point a man popped out of the hole leading to the waste vault."
After a few minutes, a "completely wet" man exited the restroom and
told the boy, "Man, sorry about that, I was getting my shirt." After
learning of the bizarre incident, federal investigators immediately
suspected Moody had been in the vault "based on the extremely rare
nature of this type of activity." When interviewed at his home, Moody
admitted climbing into the vault, claiming that his shirt had fallen
into the waste chamber. Moody claimed that he had removed his shirt
"and placed it on the seat of the outhouse because he thinks that
outhouse seats are dirty." When a federal agent commented that it did
not make sense to "climb into an outhouse pit if he didn't like to
even sit on outhouse seats," Moody fell silent. When asked if he had
"ever had counseling because of the outhouse problem," Moody said no,
adding that he had "anger toward society because of how he was
treated after he was found in the pit of a National Forest outhouse
in 2005." Pictured above in a mug shot taken after that bust,
Moody--now facing three misdemeanors--is due in federal court on
September 16 for an initial appearance.

- - -

Will he ride to the courthouse on the back of his cuz's MottoGuzzler?
Stay tuned.


Dumb...


His scribbleings point to the dark places his mind and heart travel to.
Krause is as creepy as they get.


He's a narcissist.
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