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Default Herring 's Cousin in Maine?

Jim wrote:
D 2 wrote:
H the K wrote:
Outhouse Aficionado In Deep Doo-doo. Again.
Maine man busted for climbing into national forest crapper

SEPTEMBER 1--For the second time, a Maine man has been arrested for
climbing down into the waste vault below an outhouse in a national
park. Gary Moody, 49, is facing federal charges for a Memorial Day
incident at a campground in the White Mountain National Forest, where
he was first arrested in 2005 after being spotted in the waste vault
beneath a women's toilet (at the time Moody claimed he dropped his
wedding ring down the toilet and climbed in to the vault to retrieve
it). According to an affidavit filed last week in U.S. District Court
in Portland, a nine-year-old boy waiting to use the bathroom noticed
that "the toilet had been pulled out and was lying on the floor. At
that point a man popped out of the hole leading to the waste vault."
After a few minutes, a "completely wet" man exited the restroom and
told the boy, "Man, sorry about that, I was getting my shirt." After
learning of the bizarre incident, federal investigators immediately
suspected Moody had been in the vault "based on the extremely rare
nature of this type of activity." When interviewed at his home, Moody
admitted climbing into the vault, claiming that his shirt had fallen
into the waste chamber. Moody claimed that he had removed his shirt
"and placed it on the seat of the outhouse because he thinks that
outhouse seats are dirty." When a federal agent commented that it did
not make sense to "climb into an outhouse pit if he didn't like to
even sit on outhouse seats," Moody fell silent. When asked if he had
"ever had counseling because of the outhouse problem," Moody said no,
adding that he had "anger toward society because of how he was
treated after he was found in the pit of a National Forest outhouse
in 2005." Pictured above in a mug shot taken after that bust,
Moody--now facing three misdemeanors--is due in federal court on
September 16 for an initial appearance.

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Will he ride to the courthouse on the back of his cuz's MottoGuzzler?
Stay tuned.


Dumb...


His scribbleings point to the dark places his mind and heart travel to.
Krause is as creepy as they get.


He's a narcissist.