Wrong on so many levels...
 

A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey,
this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."

The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you
weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."

The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd realize I
was talking to the sheep."


--

Tyrants and liberals have a lot in common
- they want to control every aspect of our lives.

Wrong on so many levels...
 

Lu Powell wrote:
A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey,
this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."

The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you
weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."

The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd realize I
was talking to the sheep."



Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic jokes
about women.

Wrong on so many levels...
 

"HK" wrote in message
m...
Lu Powell wrote:
A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says,
"Honey,
this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."

The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you
weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."

The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd realize
I
was talking to the sheep."



Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic jokes
about women.



I laughed my ass off. It was a damn good joke.

Think Harry. It's not hard.

"JOKE"

Eisboch

Wrong on so many levels...
 

Eisboch wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
m...
Lu Powell wrote:
A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says,
"Honey,
this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."

The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you
weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."

The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd realize
I
was talking to the sheep."


Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic jokes
about women.



I laughed my ass off. It was a damn good joke.

Think Harry. It's not hard.

"JOKE"

Eisboch



Why don't you two boys tell that joke to your wives and report back.

Wrong on so many levels...
 

"HK" wrote in message
...
Eisboch wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
m...
Lu Powell wrote:
A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says,
"Honey,
this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."

The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you
weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."

The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd
realize I
was talking to the sheep."


Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic jokes
about women.



I laughed my ass off. It was a damn good joke.

Think Harry. It's not hard.

"JOKE"

Eisboch

Why don't you two boys tell that joke to your wives and report back.

As a matter of fact, I copied and sent it to Mrs.E. She, being a well
adjusted, mature and intelligent woman will regard it as what it is .... a
JOKE.

Good grief. What has happened to this world?

Eisboch

Wrong on so many levels...
 

Eisboch wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
...
Eisboch wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
m...
Lu Powell wrote:
A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says,
"Honey,
this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."

The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you
weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."

The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd
realize I
was talking to the sheep."


Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic jokes
about women.


I laughed my ass off. It was a damn good joke.

Think Harry. It's not hard.

"JOKE"

Eisboch
Why don't you two boys tell that joke to your wives and report back.

As a matter of fact, I copied and sent it to Mrs.E. She, being a well
adjusted, mature and intelligent woman will regard it as what it is .... a
JOKE.

Good grief. What has happened to this world?

Eisboch




Some women would think the boys that tell that joke ain't getting any at
home or anywhere else, and aren't like to, either. What's next for your
joketelling friend Lu? A few anti-Jewish jokes dragged up from German in
the 1940s?

Wrong on so many levels...
 

On Sat, 11 Jul 2009 22:05:26 -0400, "Eisboch"
wrote:


As a matter of fact, I copied and sent it to Mrs.E. She, being a well
adjusted, mature and intelligent woman will regard it as what it is .... a
JOKE.

Good grief. What has happened to this world?

Methinks Harry is taking liberties with the definition of
"conversation starters."

--Vic

Wrong on so many levels...
 

On Jul 11, 10:56*pm, wrote:
On Sat, 11 Jul 2009 21:49:33 -0400, HK wrote:
Lu Powell wrote:
A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey,
this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."

The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you
weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."

The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd realize I
was talking to the sheep."

Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic jokes
about women.

Not to mention cows.

All liberals are humor impaired.

Wrong on so many levels...
 

Frogwatch wrote:
On Jul 11, 10:56 pm, wrote:
On Sat, 11 Jul 2009 21:49:33 -0400, HK wrote:
Lu Powell wrote:
A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey,
this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."
The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you
weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."
The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd realize I
was talking to the sheep."
Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic jokes
about women.
Not to mention cows.

All liberals are humor impaired.


What could be funnier than Sarah Palin, other than Joe the non Plumber?

Wrong on so many levels...
 

On Jul 11, 11:48*pm, HK wrote:
Frogwatch wrote:
On Jul 11, 10:56 pm, wrote:
On Sat, 11 Jul 2009 21:49:33 -0400, HK wrote:
Lu Powell wrote:
A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey,
this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."
The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you
weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."
The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd realize I
was talking to the sheep."
Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic jokes
about women.
Not to mention cows.

All liberals are humor impaired.

What could be funnier than Sarah Palin, other than Joe the non Plumber?

See, a case in point. Even when they try, they fail completely at
humor. They simply do not understand it.