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Wrong on so many levels...
J i m wrote:
Just Regigie wrote: HK wrote: Frogwatch wrote: On Jul 11, 11:48 pm, HK wrote: Frogwatch wrote: On Jul 11, 10:56 pm, wrote: On Sat, 11 Jul 2009 21:49:33 -0400, HK wrote: Lu Powell wrote: A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache." The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow." The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep." Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic jokes about women. Not to mention cows. All liberals are humor impaired. What could be funnier than Sarah Palin, other than Joe the non Plumber? See, a case in point. Even when they try, they fail completely at humor. They simply do not understand it. Sarah Palin has made herself into a national punch line for dozens, maybe hundreds, of jokes. She and just about everything about her is funny. Here's a place you can get started: http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/s...alin-jokes.htm She's even got her own page in the urban dictionary: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Palin Here's one of my favorites from that dictionary: Palin pal·in (pa-l’i(n) v. palined, palin·ing, palins 1. To flub, fail or otherwise stumble in response to simple, predictable questions in an interview; to give an off-topic and incoherent or syntactically suspect response to a simple, predictable question in an interview; to do likewise in any other human endeavor. 2. To fabricate an untruth, that is easily verifiable as such, in response to a question for which one does not know the answer. Example: My wife asked if she looked fat in that dress. I palined her by saying those shoes sure look nice. Joe the non Plumber got himself "used" by the GOP and still doesn't realize it. I doubt he has the staying power of Palin, though. Now, you extreme righties might not find the humor in Palin, Joe, Vitter, Ensign, Sanford, et cetera*, but almost everyone else is bent over in laughter about them and their attempts to dig themselves into deeper and deeper holes. They're the gifts that keep on giving. Yup, Froggy is correct, you have NO sense of humor. I am not a Sarah Palin supporter, but I doubt if most Dem's find any humor at Palin, Joe, Vitter, Ensign, Sanford etc. They may find it to be a political advantage, but only those with a real mental illness would find them to be worth a giggle and they certainly would not be bent over laughing. This statement does highlight the fact that you have lost your ability to separate life from your politics. Political chest pounding is all you have left in your life. Your wife has banished you to the basement, you can not find anyone to go fishing with you, so you are forced to spend all day, including weekends and vacations cut and pasting political articles. Sad isn't it. If Krausie gave as much attention to his alleged wife, as he does to Sarah Palin, he might be invited into her bedroom on ocassion. Have you seen his fat hands? There is no way any woman would go to bed with someone as morbidly obese as Harry Krause. -- Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq. This Newsgroup post is a natural product. The slight variations in spelling and grammar enhance its individual character and beauty and in no way are to be considered flaws or defects |
Wrong on so many levels...
On Jul 11, 10:56*pm, wrote:
On Sat, 11 Jul 2009 21:49:33 -0400, HK wrote: Lu Powell wrote: A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache." The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow." The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep." Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic jokes about women. Not to mention cows. Speaking of cows: Why don't cows have any money? Because farmers milk them dry Cows should Unionize. |
Wrong on so many levels...
On Jul 11, 11:42*pm, Frogwatch wrote:
On Jul 11, 10:56*pm, wrote: On Sat, 11 Jul 2009 21:49:33 -0400, HK wrote: Lu Powell wrote: A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache." The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow." The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep." Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic jokes about women. Not to mention cows. All liberals are humor impaired. True - we are Jocose Challenged. Pray for us. |
Wrong on so many levels...
On Jul 11, 11:52*pm, Frogwatch wrote:
On Jul 11, 11:48*pm, HK wrote: Frogwatch wrote: On Jul 11, 10:56 pm, wrote: On Sat, 11 Jul 2009 21:49:33 -0400, HK wrote: Lu Powell wrote: A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache." The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow." The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep." Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic jokes about women. Not to mention cows. All liberals are humor impaired. What could be funnier than Sarah Palin, other than Joe the non Plumber? See, a case in point. *Even when they try, they fail completely at humor. *They simply do not understand it.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - With Obama is circling the bowl on the ecomony, foreign affairs and losing credibility while becoming more like Bush everyday, we don't see anything as funny. Life is so hard. It's all Bush's fault. |
Wrong on so many levels...
On Jul 12, 9:31*am, J i m wrote:
Just Regigie wrote: HK wrote: Frogwatch wrote: On Jul 11, 11:48 pm, HK wrote: Frogwatch wrote: On Jul 11, 10:56 pm, wrote: On Sat, 11 Jul 2009 21:49:33 -0400, HK wrote: Lu Powell wrote: A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache." The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow." The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep." Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic jokes about women. Not to mention cows. All liberals are humor impaired. What could be funnier than Sarah Palin, other than Joe the non Plumber? See, a case in point. *Even when they try, they fail completely at humor. *They simply do not understand it. Sarah Palin has made herself into a national punch line for dozens, maybe hundreds, of jokes. She and just about everything about her is funny. Here's a place you can get started: http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/s...alin-jokes.htm She's even got her own page in the urban dictionary: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Palin Here's one of my favorites from that dictionary: * * Palin * * * *pal·in (pa-l’i(n) v. palined, palin·ing, palins 1. To flub, fail or otherwise stumble in response to simple, predictable questions in an interview; to give an off-topic and incoherent or syntactically suspect response to a simple, predictable question in an interview; to do likewise in any other human endeavor. 2. To fabricate an untruth, that is easily verifiable as such, in response to a question for which one does not know the answer. Example: My wife asked if she looked fat in that dress. I palined her by saying those shoes sure look nice. * Joe the non Plumber got himself "used" by the GOP and still doesn't realize it. I doubt he has the staying power of Palin, though. Now, you extreme righties might not find the humor in Palin, Joe, Vitter, Ensign, Sanford, et cetera*, but almost everyone else is bent over in laughter about them and their attempts to dig themselves into deeper and deeper holes. They're the gifts that keep on giving. Yup, Froggy is correct, you have NO sense of humor. * I am not a Sarah Palin supporter, but I doubt if most Dem's find any humor at Palin, Joe, Vitter, Ensign, Sanford etc. *They may find it to be a political advantage, but only those with a real mental illness would find them to be worth a giggle and they certainly would not be bent over laughing. This statement does highlight the fact that you have lost your ability to separate life from your politics. *Political chest pounding is all you have left in your life. *Your wife has banished you to the basement, you can not find anyone to go fishing with you, so you are forced to spend all day, including weekends and vacations cut and pasting political articles. *Sad isn't it. If Krausie gave as much attention to his alleged wife, as he does to Sarah Palin, he might be invited into her bedroom on ocassion.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - If I gave her half as much attention as I give to rec.boats I might be invited. Of course, I was disinvited because of under performance, but that's beside the point. After all, in the true liberal spirit, it's trying hard that counts, not necessarily getting the job done effectively. |
Wrong on so many levels...
On Jul 12, 11:38*am, "Don White" wrote:
"J i m" wrote in ... HK wrote: Eisboch wrote: "HK" wrote in message news:k7GdnVZyUaGw3MTXnZ2dnUVZ_tti4p2d@earthlink .com... Lu Powell wrote: A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache." The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow." The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep." Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic jokes about women. I laughed my ass off. *It was a damn good joke. Think Harry. *It's not hard. *"JOKE" Eisboch Why don't you two boys tell that joke to your wives and report back. Why don't you (Krausie) let your significant other see what you've been up to on rec.boats all these years. She'd be really embarrassed for herself and you. Perhaps she already knows and that is the reason she publicly shuns (Krausie) and refuses to take his name. To a normal man, that would be the ultimate insult. What would you jnow about 'normal'? Lots of professional women keep their maiden name.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Yes they do. Sadly, in my case, Jim is right. |
Wrong on so many levels...
On Jul 12, 1:45*pm, Just Regigie wrote:
J i m wrote: Just Regigie wrote: HK wrote: Frogwatch wrote: On Jul 11, 11:48 pm, HK wrote: Frogwatch wrote: On Jul 11, 10:56 pm, wrote: On Sat, 11 Jul 2009 21:49:33 -0400, HK wrote: Lu Powell wrote: A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache." The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow." The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep." Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic jokes about women. Not to mention cows. All liberals are humor impaired. What could be funnier than Sarah Palin, other than Joe the non Plumber? See, a case in point. *Even when they try, they fail completely at humor. *They simply do not understand it. Sarah Palin has made herself into a national punch line for dozens, maybe hundreds, of jokes. She and just about everything about her is funny. Here's a place you can get started: http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/s...alin-jokes.htm She's even got her own page in the urban dictionary: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Palin Here's one of my favorites from that dictionary: * * Palin * * * *pal·in (pa-l’i(n) v. palined, palin·ing, palins 1. To flub, fail or otherwise stumble in response to simple, predictable questions in an interview; to give an off-topic and incoherent or syntactically suspect response to a simple, predictable question in an interview; to do likewise in any other human endeavor. 2. To fabricate an untruth, that is easily verifiable as such, in response to a question for which one does not know the answer. Example: My wife asked if she looked fat in that dress. I palined her by saying those shoes sure look nice. * Joe the non Plumber got himself "used" by the GOP and still doesn't realize it. I doubt he has the staying power of Palin, though. Now, you extreme righties might not find the humor in Palin, Joe, Vitter, Ensign, Sanford, et cetera*, but almost everyone else is bent over in laughter about them and their attempts to dig themselves into deeper and deeper holes. They're the gifts that keep on giving. Yup, Froggy is correct, you have NO sense of humor. * I am not a Sarah Palin supporter, but I doubt if most Dem's find any humor at Palin, Joe, Vitter, Ensign, Sanford etc. *They may find it to be a political advantage, but only those with a real mental illness would find them to be worth a giggle and they certainly would not be bent over laughing. This statement does highlight the fact that you have lost your ability to separate life from your politics. *Political chest pounding is all you have left in your life. *Your wife has banished you to the basement, you can not find anyone to go fishing with you, so you are forced to spend all day, including weekends and vacations cut and pasting political articles. *Sad isn't it. If Krausie gave as much attention to his alleged wife, as he does to Sarah Palin, he might be invited into her bedroom on ocassion. Have you seen his fat hands? * There is no way any woman would go to bed with someone as morbidly obese as Harry Krause. -- Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq. This Newsgroup post is a natural product. The slight variations in spelling and grammar enhance its individual character and beauty and in no way are to be considered flaws or defects- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Reggie puke foch schitt speaks again. I don't hear any complaints from Mary Palm and her five sisters. |
Wrong on so many levels...
HK wrote:
Eisboch wrote: "HK" wrote in message m... Lu Powell wrote: A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache." The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow." The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep." Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic jokes about women. I laughed my ass off. It was a damn good joke. Think Harry. It's not hard. "JOKE" Eisboch Why don't you two boys tell that joke to your wives and report back. Some of us aren't afraid of their wives. Most of us own our homes and live and sleep with our wives. |
Wrong on so many levels...
J i m wrote:
HK wrote: Eisboch wrote: "HK" wrote in message m... Lu Powell wrote: A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache." The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow." The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep." Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic jokes about women. I laughed my ass off. It was a damn good joke. Think Harry. It's not hard. "JOKE" Eisboch Why don't you two boys tell that joke to your wives and report back. Why don't you (Krausie) let your significant other see what you've been up to on rec.boats all these years. She'd be really embarrassed for herself and you. Perhaps she already knows and that is the reason she publicly shuns (Krausie) and refuses to take his name. To a normal man, that would be the ultimate insult. That will never happen. We could always mail her some of his gems... |
Wrong on so many levels...
J i m wrote:
Just Regigie wrote: HK wrote: Frogwatch wrote: On Jul 11, 11:48 pm, HK wrote: Frogwatch wrote: On Jul 11, 10:56 pm, wrote: On Sat, 11 Jul 2009 21:49:33 -0400, HK wrote: Lu Powell wrote: A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache." The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow." The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep." Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic jokes about women. Not to mention cows. All liberals are humor impaired. What could be funnier than Sarah Palin, other than Joe the non Plumber? See, a case in point. Even when they try, they fail completely at humor. They simply do not understand it. Sarah Palin has made herself into a national punch line for dozens, maybe hundreds, of jokes. She and just about everything about her is funny. Here's a place you can get started: http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/s...alin-jokes.htm She's even got her own page in the urban dictionary: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Palin Here's one of my favorites from that dictionary: Palin pal·in (pa-l’i(n) v. palined, palin·ing, palins 1. To flub, fail or otherwise stumble in response to simple, predictable questions in an interview; to give an off-topic and incoherent or syntactically suspect response to a simple, predictable question in an interview; to do likewise in any other human endeavor. 2. To fabricate an untruth, that is easily verifiable as such, in response to a question for which one does not know the answer. Example: My wife asked if she looked fat in that dress. I palined her by saying those shoes sure look nice. Joe the non Plumber got himself "used" by the GOP and still doesn't realize it. I doubt he has the staying power of Palin, though. Now, you extreme righties might not find the humor in Palin, Joe, Vitter, Ensign, Sanford, et cetera*, but almost everyone else is bent over in laughter about them and their attempts to dig themselves into deeper and deeper holes. They're the gifts that keep on giving. Yup, Froggy is correct, you have NO sense of humor. I am not a Sarah Palin supporter, but I doubt if most Dem's find any humor at Palin, Joe, Vitter, Ensign, Sanford etc. They may find it to be a political advantage, but only those with a real mental illness would find them to be worth a giggle and they certainly would not be bent over laughing. This statement does highlight the fact that you have lost your ability to separate life from your politics. Political chest pounding is all you have left in your life. Your wife has banished you to the basement, you can not find anyone to go fishing with you, so you are forced to spend all day, including weekends and vacations cut and pasting political articles. Sad isn't it. If Krausie gave as much attention to his alleged wife, as he does to Sarah Palin, he might be invited into her bedroom on ocassion. She would have to be drunk to let the nail-eating, dumpy, fat-ass narcissist upstairs. Forget about her bedroom. |
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