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A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey,
this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache." The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow." The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep." -- Tyrants and liberals have a lot in common - they want to control every aspect of our lives. |
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Lu Powell wrote:
A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache." The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow." The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep." Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic jokes about women. |
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"HK" wrote in message m... Lu Powell wrote: A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache." The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow." The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep." Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic jokes about women. I laughed my ass off. It was a damn good joke. Think Harry. It's not hard. "JOKE" Eisboch |
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Eisboch wrote:
"HK" wrote in message m... Lu Powell wrote: A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache." The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow." The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep." Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic jokes about women. I laughed my ass off. It was a damn good joke. Think Harry. It's not hard. "JOKE" Eisboch Why don't you two boys tell that joke to your wives and report back. |
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"HK" wrote in message ... Eisboch wrote: "HK" wrote in message m... Lu Powell wrote: A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache." The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow." The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep." Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic jokes about women. I laughed my ass off. It was a damn good joke. Think Harry. It's not hard. "JOKE" Eisboch Why don't you two boys tell that joke to your wives and report back. As a matter of fact, I copied and sent it to Mrs.E. She, being a well adjusted, mature and intelligent woman will regard it as what it is .... a JOKE. Good grief. What has happened to this world? Eisboch |
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Eisboch wrote:
"HK" wrote in message ... Eisboch wrote: "HK" wrote in message m... Lu Powell wrote: A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache." The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow." The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep." Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic jokes about women. I laughed my ass off. It was a damn good joke. Think Harry. It's not hard. "JOKE" Eisboch Why don't you two boys tell that joke to your wives and report back. As a matter of fact, I copied and sent it to Mrs.E. She, being a well adjusted, mature and intelligent woman will regard it as what it is .... a JOKE. Good grief. What has happened to this world? Eisboch Some women would think the boys that tell that joke ain't getting any at home or anywhere else, and aren't like to, either. What's next for your joketelling friend Lu? A few anti-Jewish jokes dragged up from German in the 1940s? |
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On Sat, 11 Jul 2009 22:05:26 -0400, "Eisboch"
wrote: As a matter of fact, I copied and sent it to Mrs.E. She, being a well adjusted, mature and intelligent woman will regard it as what it is .... a JOKE. Good grief. What has happened to this world? Methinks Harry is taking liberties with the definition of "conversation starters." --Vic |
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On Jul 11, 10:56*pm, wrote:
On Sat, 11 Jul 2009 21:49:33 -0400, HK wrote: Lu Powell wrote: A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache." The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow." The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep." Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic jokes about women. Not to mention cows. All liberals are humor impaired. |
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Frogwatch wrote:
On Jul 11, 10:56 pm, wrote: On Sat, 11 Jul 2009 21:49:33 -0400, HK wrote: Lu Powell wrote: A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache." The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow." The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep." Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic jokes about women. Not to mention cows. All liberals are humor impaired. What could be funnier than Sarah Palin, other than Joe the non Plumber? |
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On Jul 11, 11:48*pm, HK wrote:
Frogwatch wrote: On Jul 11, 10:56 pm, wrote: On Sat, 11 Jul 2009 21:49:33 -0400, HK wrote: Lu Powell wrote: A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache." The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow." The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep." Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic jokes about women. Not to mention cows. All liberals are humor impaired. What could be funnier than Sarah Palin, other than Joe the non Plumber? See, a case in point. Even when they try, they fail completely at humor. They simply do not understand it. |
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Frogwatch wrote:
On Jul 11, 11:48 pm, HK wrote: Frogwatch wrote: On Jul 11, 10:56 pm, wrote: On Sat, 11 Jul 2009 21:49:33 -0400, HK wrote: Lu Powell wrote: A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache." The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow." The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep." Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic jokes about women. Not to mention cows. All liberals are humor impaired. What could be funnier than Sarah Palin, other than Joe the non Plumber? See, a case in point. Even when they try, they fail completely at humor. They simply do not understand it. Sarah Palin has made herself into a national punch line for dozens, maybe hundreds, of jokes. She and just about everything about her is funny. Here's a place you can get started: http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/s...alin-jokes.htm She's even got her own page in the urban dictionary: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Palin Here's one of my favorites from that dictionary: Palin palｷin (pa-l段(n) v. palined, palinｷing, palins 1. To flub, fail or otherwise stumble in response to simple, predictable questions in an interview; to give an off-topic and incoherent or syntactically suspect response to a simple, predictable question in an interview; to do likewise in any other human endeavor. 2. To fabricate an untruth, that is easily verifiable as such, in response to a question for which one does not know the answer. Example: My wife asked if she looked fat in that dress. I palined her by saying those shoes sure look nice. Joe the non Plumber got himself "used" by the GOP and still doesn't realize it. I doubt he has the staying power of Palin, though. Now, you extreme righties might not find the humor in Palin, Joe, Vitter, Ensign, Sanford, et cetera*, but almost everyone else is bent over in laughter about them and their attempts to dig themselves into deeper and deeper holes. They're the gifts that keep on giving. |
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HK wrote:
Frogwatch wrote: On Jul 11, 11:48 pm, HK wrote: Frogwatch wrote: On Jul 11, 10:56 pm, wrote: On Sat, 11 Jul 2009 21:49:33 -0400, HK wrote: Lu Powell wrote: A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache." The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow." The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep." Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic jokes about women. Not to mention cows. All liberals are humor impaired. What could be funnier than Sarah Palin, other than Joe the non Plumber? See, a case in point. Even when they try, they fail completely at humor. They simply do not understand it. Sarah Palin has made herself into a national punch line for dozens, maybe hundreds, of jokes. She and just about everything about her is funny. Here's a place you can get started: http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/s...alin-jokes.htm She's even got her own page in the urban dictionary: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Palin Here's one of my favorites from that dictionary: Palin palｷin (pa-l段(n) v. palined, palinｷing, palins 1. To flub, fail or otherwise stumble in response to simple, predictable questions in an interview; to give an off-topic and incoherent or syntactically suspect response to a simple, predictable question in an interview; to do likewise in any other human endeavor. 2. To fabricate an untruth, that is easily verifiable as such, in response to a question for which one does not know the answer. Example: My wife asked if she looked fat in that dress. I palined her by saying those shoes sure look nice. Joe the non Plumber got himself "used" by the GOP and still doesn't realize it. I doubt he has the staying power of Palin, though. Now, you extreme righties might not find the humor in Palin, Joe, Vitter, Ensign, Sanford, et cetera*, but almost everyone else is bent over in laughter about them and their attempts to dig themselves into deeper and deeper holes. They're the gifts that keep on giving. Yup, Froggy is correct, you have NO sense of humor. I am not a Sarah Palin supporter, but I doubt if most Dem's find any humor at Palin, Joe, Vitter, Ensign, Sanford etc. They may find it to be a political advantage, but only those with a real mental illness would find them to be worth a giggle and they certainly would not be bent over laughing. This statement does highlight the fact that you have lost your ability to separate life from your politics. Political chest pounding is all you have left in your life. Your wife has banished you to the basement, you can not find anyone to go fishing with you, so you are forced to spend all day, including weekends and vacations cut and pasting political articles. Sad isn't it. -- Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq. This Newsgroup post is a natural product. The slight variations in spelling and grammar enhance its individual character and beauty and in no way are to be considered flaws or defects |
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HK wrote:
and now stupid moronic jokes about women. This from the guy who locks the head on his boat when women are aboard. Johnson |
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HK wrote:
Eisboch wrote: "HK" wrote in message m... Lu Powell wrote: A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache." The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow." The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep." Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic jokes about women. I laughed my ass off. It was a damn good joke. Think Harry. It's not hard. "JOKE" Eisboch Why don't you two boys tell that joke to your wives and report back. Why don't you (Krausie) let your significant other see what you've been up to on rec.boats all these years. She'd be really embarrassed for herself and you. Perhaps she already knows and that is the reason she publicly shuns (Krausie) and refuses to take his name. To a normal man, that would be the ultimate insult. |
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Eisboch wrote:
"HK" wrote in message ... Eisboch wrote: "HK" wrote in message m... Lu Powell wrote: A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache." The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow." The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep." Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic jokes about women. I laughed my ass off. It was a damn good joke. Think Harry. It's not hard. "JOKE" Eisboch Why don't you two boys tell that joke to your wives and report back. As a matter of fact, I copied and sent it to Mrs.E. She, being a well adjusted, mature and intelligent woman will regard it as what it is .... a JOKE. Good grief. What has happened to this world? Eisboch I know. It's sad isn't it. Unfortunately Krause is here as a perpetual reminder of the low level of morals, ethics, respect, honesty, and common decency that has come to be the norm in our society. |
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Just Regigie wrote:
HK wrote: Frogwatch wrote: On Jul 11, 11:48 pm, HK wrote: Frogwatch wrote: On Jul 11, 10:56 pm, wrote: On Sat, 11 Jul 2009 21:49:33 -0400, HK wrote: Lu Powell wrote: A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache." The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow." The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep." Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic jokes about women. Not to mention cows. All liberals are humor impaired. What could be funnier than Sarah Palin, other than Joe the non Plumber? See, a case in point. Even when they try, they fail completely at humor. They simply do not understand it. Sarah Palin has made herself into a national punch line for dozens, maybe hundreds, of jokes. She and just about everything about her is funny. Here's a place you can get started: http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/s...alin-jokes.htm She's even got her own page in the urban dictionary: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Palin Here's one of my favorites from that dictionary: Palin palｷin (pa-l段(n) v. palined, palinｷing, palins 1. To flub, fail or otherwise stumble in response to simple, predictable questions in an interview; to give an off-topic and incoherent or syntactically suspect response to a simple, predictable question in an interview; to do likewise in any other human endeavor. 2. To fabricate an untruth, that is easily verifiable as such, in response to a question for which one does not know the answer. Example: My wife asked if she looked fat in that dress. I palined her by saying those shoes sure look nice. Joe the non Plumber got himself "used" by the GOP and still doesn't realize it. I doubt he has the staying power of Palin, though. Now, you extreme righties might not find the humor in Palin, Joe, Vitter, Ensign, Sanford, et cetera*, but almost everyone else is bent over in laughter about them and their attempts to dig themselves into deeper and deeper holes. They're the gifts that keep on giving. Yup, Froggy is correct, you have NO sense of humor. I am not a Sarah Palin supporter, but I doubt if most Dem's find any humor at Palin, Joe, Vitter, Ensign, Sanford etc. They may find it to be a political advantage, but only those with a real mental illness would find them to be worth a giggle and they certainly would not be bent over laughing. This statement does highlight the fact that you have lost your ability to separate life from your politics. Political chest pounding is all you have left in your life. Your wife has banished you to the basement, you can not find anyone to go fishing with you, so you are forced to spend all day, including weekends and vacations cut and pasting political articles. Sad isn't it. If Krausie gave as much attention to his alleged wife, as he does to Sarah Palin, he might be invited into her bedroom on ocassion. |
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Johnson wrote:
HK wrote: and now stupid moronic jokes about women. This from the guy who locks the head on his boat when women are aboard. Johnson Why would she need the use of his head? You probably forgot that he gave her a toilet in a briefcase as an anniversary present. |
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On Jul 12, 9:34*am, J i m wrote:
Johnson wrote: HK wrote: and now stupid moronic jokes about women. This from the guy who locks the head on his boat when women are aboard. Johnson Why would she need the use of his head? You probably forgot that he gave her a toilet in a briefcase as an anniversary present. Eeeewwww, lib'rals having sex? That is So wrong on so many levels...and physically impossible as far as I know. |
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"J i m" wrote in message ... HK wrote: Eisboch wrote: "HK" wrote in message m... Lu Powell wrote: A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache." The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow." The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep." Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic jokes about women. I laughed my ass off. It was a damn good joke. Think Harry. It's not hard. "JOKE" Eisboch Why don't you two boys tell that joke to your wives and report back. Why don't you (Krausie) let your significant other see what you've been up to on rec.boats all these years. She'd be really embarrassed for herself and you. Perhaps she already knows and that is the reason she publicly shuns (Krausie) and refuses to take his name. To a normal man, that would be the ultimate insult. What would you jnow about 'normal'? Lots of professional women keep their maiden name. |
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Don White wrote:
"J i m" wrote in message ... HK wrote: Eisboch wrote: "HK" wrote in message m... Lu Powell wrote: A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache." The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow." The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep." Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic jokes about women. I laughed my ass off. It was a damn good joke. Think Harry. It's not hard. "JOKE" Eisboch Why don't you two boys tell that joke to your wives and report back. Why don't you (Krausie) let your significant other see what you've been up to on rec.boats all these years. She'd be really embarrassed for herself and you. Perhaps she already knows and that is the reason she publicly shuns (Krausie) and refuses to take his name. To a normal man, that would be the ultimate insult. What would you jnow about 'normal'? Lots of professional women keep their maiden name. The only professional women flajim knows are the kind who offer "french" for $10 and intercourse for $5.00. |
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J i m wrote:
Just Regigie wrote: HK wrote: Frogwatch wrote: On Jul 11, 11:48 pm, HK wrote: Frogwatch wrote: On Jul 11, 10:56 pm, wrote: On Sat, 11 Jul 2009 21:49:33 -0400, HK wrote: Lu Powell wrote: A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache." The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow." The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep." Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic jokes about women. Not to mention cows. All liberals are humor impaired. What could be funnier than Sarah Palin, other than Joe the non Plumber? See, a case in point. Even when they try, they fail completely at humor. They simply do not understand it. Sarah Palin has made herself into a national punch line for dozens, maybe hundreds, of jokes. She and just about everything about her is funny. Here's a place you can get started: http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/s...alin-jokes.htm She's even got her own page in the urban dictionary: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Palin Here's one of my favorites from that dictionary: Palin palｷin (pa-l段(n) v. palined, palinｷing, palins 1. To flub, fail or otherwise stumble in response to simple, predictable questions in an interview; to give an off-topic and incoherent or syntactically suspect response to a simple, predictable question in an interview; to do likewise in any other human endeavor. 2. To fabricate an untruth, that is easily verifiable as such, in response to a question for which one does not know the answer. Example: My wife asked if she looked fat in that dress. I palined her by saying those shoes sure look nice. Joe the non Plumber got himself "used" by the GOP and still doesn't realize it. I doubt he has the staying power of Palin, though. Now, you extreme righties might not find the humor in Palin, Joe, Vitter, Ensign, Sanford, et cetera*, but almost everyone else is bent over in laughter about them and their attempts to dig themselves into deeper and deeper holes. They're the gifts that keep on giving. Yup, Froggy is correct, you have NO sense of humor. I am not a Sarah Palin supporter, but I doubt if most Dem's find any humor at Palin, Joe, Vitter, Ensign, Sanford etc. They may find it to be a political advantage, but only those with a real mental illness would find them to be worth a giggle and they certainly would not be bent over laughing. This statement does highlight the fact that you have lost your ability to separate life from your politics. Political chest pounding is all you have left in your life. Your wife has banished you to the basement, you can not find anyone to go fishing with you, so you are forced to spend all day, including weekends and vacations cut and pasting political articles. Sad isn't it. If Krausie gave as much attention to his alleged wife, as he does to Sarah Palin, he might be invited into her bedroom on ocassion. Have you seen his fat hands? There is no way any woman would go to bed with someone as morbidly obese as Harry Krause. -- Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq. This Newsgroup post is a natural product. The slight variations in spelling and grammar enhance its individual character and beauty and in no way are to be considered flaws or defects |
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On Jul 11, 10:56*pm, wrote:
On Sat, 11 Jul 2009 21:49:33 -0400, HK wrote: Lu Powell wrote: A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache." The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow." The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep." Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic jokes about women. Not to mention cows. Speaking of cows: Why don't cows have any money? Because farmers milk them dry Cows should Unionize. |
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On Jul 11, 11:42*pm, Frogwatch wrote:
On Jul 11, 10:56*pm, wrote: On Sat, 11 Jul 2009 21:49:33 -0400, HK wrote: Lu Powell wrote: A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache." The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow." The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep." Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic jokes about women. Not to mention cows. All liberals are humor impaired. True - we are Jocose Challenged. Pray for us. |
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On Jul 11, 11:52*pm, Frogwatch wrote:
On Jul 11, 11:48*pm, HK wrote: Frogwatch wrote: On Jul 11, 10:56 pm, wrote: On Sat, 11 Jul 2009 21:49:33 -0400, HK wrote: Lu Powell wrote: A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache." The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow." The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep." Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic jokes about women. Not to mention cows. All liberals are humor impaired. What could be funnier than Sarah Palin, other than Joe the non Plumber? See, a case in point. *Even when they try, they fail completely at humor. *They simply do not understand it.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - With Obama is circling the bowl on the ecomony, foreign affairs and losing credibility while becoming more like Bush everyday, we don't see anything as funny. Life is so hard. It's all Bush's fault. |
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On Jul 12, 9:31*am, J i m wrote:
Just Regigie wrote: HK wrote: Frogwatch wrote: On Jul 11, 11:48 pm, HK wrote: Frogwatch wrote: On Jul 11, 10:56 pm, wrote: On Sat, 11 Jul 2009 21:49:33 -0400, HK wrote: Lu Powell wrote: A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache." The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow." The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep." Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic jokes about women. Not to mention cows. All liberals are humor impaired. What could be funnier than Sarah Palin, other than Joe the non Plumber? See, a case in point. *Even when they try, they fail completely at humor. *They simply do not understand it. Sarah Palin has made herself into a national punch line for dozens, maybe hundreds, of jokes. She and just about everything about her is funny. Here's a place you can get started: http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/s...alin-jokes.htm She's even got her own page in the urban dictionary: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Palin Here's one of my favorites from that dictionary: * * Palin * * * *palｷin (pa-l段(n) v. palined, palinｷing, palins 1. To flub, fail or otherwise stumble in response to simple, predictable questions in an interview; to give an off-topic and incoherent or syntactically suspect response to a simple, predictable question in an interview; to do likewise in any other human endeavor. 2. To fabricate an untruth, that is easily verifiable as such, in response to a question for which one does not know the answer. Example: My wife asked if she looked fat in that dress. I palined her by saying those shoes sure look nice. * Joe the non Plumber got himself "used" by the GOP and still doesn't realize it. I doubt he has the staying power of Palin, though. Now, you extreme righties might not find the humor in Palin, Joe, Vitter, Ensign, Sanford, et cetera*, but almost everyone else is bent over in laughter about them and their attempts to dig themselves into deeper and deeper holes. They're the gifts that keep on giving. Yup, Froggy is correct, you have NO sense of humor. * I am not a Sarah Palin supporter, but I doubt if most Dem's find any humor at Palin, Joe, Vitter, Ensign, Sanford etc. *They may find it to be a political advantage, but only those with a real mental illness would find them to be worth a giggle and they certainly would not be bent over laughing. This statement does highlight the fact that you have lost your ability to separate life from your politics. *Political chest pounding is all you have left in your life. *Your wife has banished you to the basement, you can not find anyone to go fishing with you, so you are forced to spend all day, including weekends and vacations cut and pasting political articles. *Sad isn't it. If Krausie gave as much attention to his alleged wife, as he does to Sarah Palin, he might be invited into her bedroom on ocassion.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - If I gave her half as much attention as I give to rec.boats I might be invited. Of course, I was disinvited because of under performance, but that's beside the point. After all, in the true liberal spirit, it's trying hard that counts, not necessarily getting the job done effectively. |
Wrong on so many levels...
On Jul 12, 11:38*am, "Don White" wrote:
"J i m" wrote in ... HK wrote: Eisboch wrote: "HK" wrote in message news:k7GdnVZyUaGw3MTXnZ2dnUVZ_tti4p2d@earthlink .com... Lu Powell wrote: A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache." The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow." The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep." Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic jokes about women. I laughed my ass off. *It was a damn good joke. Think Harry. *It's not hard. *"JOKE" Eisboch Why don't you two boys tell that joke to your wives and report back. Why don't you (Krausie) let your significant other see what you've been up to on rec.boats all these years. She'd be really embarrassed for herself and you. Perhaps she already knows and that is the reason she publicly shuns (Krausie) and refuses to take his name. To a normal man, that would be the ultimate insult. What would you jnow about 'normal'? Lots of professional women keep their maiden name.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Yes they do. Sadly, in my case, Jim is right. |
Wrong on so many levels...
On Jul 12, 1:45*pm, Just Regigie wrote:
J i m wrote: Just Regigie wrote: HK wrote: Frogwatch wrote: On Jul 11, 11:48 pm, HK wrote: Frogwatch wrote: On Jul 11, 10:56 pm, wrote: On Sat, 11 Jul 2009 21:49:33 -0400, HK wrote: Lu Powell wrote: A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache." The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow." The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep." Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic jokes about women. Not to mention cows. All liberals are humor impaired. What could be funnier than Sarah Palin, other than Joe the non Plumber? See, a case in point. *Even when they try, they fail completely at humor. *They simply do not understand it. Sarah Palin has made herself into a national punch line for dozens, maybe hundreds, of jokes. She and just about everything about her is funny. Here's a place you can get started: http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/s...alin-jokes.htm She's even got her own page in the urban dictionary: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Palin Here's one of my favorites from that dictionary: * * Palin * * * *palｷin (pa-l段(n) v. palined, palinｷing, palins 1. To flub, fail or otherwise stumble in response to simple, predictable questions in an interview; to give an off-topic and incoherent or syntactically suspect response to a simple, predictable question in an interview; to do likewise in any other human endeavor. 2. To fabricate an untruth, that is easily verifiable as such, in response to a question for which one does not know the answer. Example: My wife asked if she looked fat in that dress. I palined her by saying those shoes sure look nice. * Joe the non Plumber got himself "used" by the GOP and still doesn't realize it. I doubt he has the staying power of Palin, though. Now, you extreme righties might not find the humor in Palin, Joe, Vitter, Ensign, Sanford, et cetera*, but almost everyone else is bent over in laughter about them and their attempts to dig themselves into deeper and deeper holes. They're the gifts that keep on giving. Yup, Froggy is correct, you have NO sense of humor. * I am not a Sarah Palin supporter, but I doubt if most Dem's find any humor at Palin, Joe, Vitter, Ensign, Sanford etc. *They may find it to be a political advantage, but only those with a real mental illness would find them to be worth a giggle and they certainly would not be bent over laughing. This statement does highlight the fact that you have lost your ability to separate life from your politics. *Political chest pounding is all you have left in your life. *Your wife has banished you to the basement, you can not find anyone to go fishing with you, so you are forced to spend all day, including weekends and vacations cut and pasting political articles. *Sad isn't it. If Krausie gave as much attention to his alleged wife, as he does to Sarah Palin, he might be invited into her bedroom on ocassion. Have you seen his fat hands? * There is no way any woman would go to bed with someone as morbidly obese as Harry Krause. -- Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq. This Newsgroup post is a natural product. The slight variations in spelling and grammar enhance its individual character and beauty and in no way are to be considered flaws or defects- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Reggie puke foch schitt speaks again. I don't hear any complaints from Mary Palm and her five sisters. |
Wrong on so many levels...
HK wrote:
Eisboch wrote: "HK" wrote in message m... Lu Powell wrote: A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache." The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow." The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep." Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic jokes about women. I laughed my ass off. It was a damn good joke. Think Harry. It's not hard. "JOKE" Eisboch Why don't you two boys tell that joke to your wives and report back. Some of us aren't afraid of their wives. Most of us own our homes and live and sleep with our wives. |
Wrong on so many levels...
J i m wrote:
HK wrote: Eisboch wrote: "HK" wrote in message m... Lu Powell wrote: A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache." The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow." The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep." Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic jokes about women. I laughed my ass off. It was a damn good joke. Think Harry. It's not hard. "JOKE" Eisboch Why don't you two boys tell that joke to your wives and report back. Why don't you (Krausie) let your significant other see what you've been up to on rec.boats all these years. She'd be really embarrassed for herself and you. Perhaps she already knows and that is the reason she publicly shuns (Krausie) and refuses to take his name. To a normal man, that would be the ultimate insult. That will never happen. We could always mail her some of his gems... |
Wrong on so many levels...
J i m wrote:
Just Regigie wrote: HK wrote: Frogwatch wrote: On Jul 11, 11:48 pm, HK wrote: Frogwatch wrote: On Jul 11, 10:56 pm, wrote: On Sat, 11 Jul 2009 21:49:33 -0400, HK wrote: Lu Powell wrote: A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache." The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow." The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep." Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic jokes about women. Not to mention cows. All liberals are humor impaired. What could be funnier than Sarah Palin, other than Joe the non Plumber? See, a case in point. Even when they try, they fail completely at humor. They simply do not understand it. Sarah Palin has made herself into a national punch line for dozens, maybe hundreds, of jokes. She and just about everything about her is funny. Here's a place you can get started: http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/s...alin-jokes.htm She's even got her own page in the urban dictionary: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Palin Here's one of my favorites from that dictionary: Palin palｷin (pa-l段(n) v. palined, palinｷing, palins 1. To flub, fail or otherwise stumble in response to simple, predictable questions in an interview; to give an off-topic and incoherent or syntactically suspect response to a simple, predictable question in an interview; to do likewise in any other human endeavor. 2. To fabricate an untruth, that is easily verifiable as such, in response to a question for which one does not know the answer. Example: My wife asked if she looked fat in that dress. I palined her by saying those shoes sure look nice. Joe the non Plumber got himself "used" by the GOP and still doesn't realize it. I doubt he has the staying power of Palin, though. Now, you extreme righties might not find the humor in Palin, Joe, Vitter, Ensign, Sanford, et cetera*, but almost everyone else is bent over in laughter about them and their attempts to dig themselves into deeper and deeper holes. They're the gifts that keep on giving. Yup, Froggy is correct, you have NO sense of humor. I am not a Sarah Palin supporter, but I doubt if most Dem's find any humor at Palin, Joe, Vitter, Ensign, Sanford etc. They may find it to be a political advantage, but only those with a real mental illness would find them to be worth a giggle and they certainly would not be bent over laughing. This statement does highlight the fact that you have lost your ability to separate life from your politics. Political chest pounding is all you have left in your life. Your wife has banished you to the basement, you can not find anyone to go fishing with you, so you are forced to spend all day, including weekends and vacations cut and pasting political articles. Sad isn't it. If Krausie gave as much attention to his alleged wife, as he does to Sarah Palin, he might be invited into her bedroom on ocassion. She would have to be drunk to let the nail-eating, dumpy, fat-ass narcissist upstairs. Forget about her bedroom. |
Wrong on so many levels...
Don White wrote:
"J i m" wrote in message ... HK wrote: Eisboch wrote: "HK" wrote in message m... Lu Powell wrote: A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache." The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow." The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep." Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic jokes about women. I laughed my ass off. It was a damn good joke. Think Harry. It's not hard. "JOKE" Eisboch Why don't you two boys tell that joke to your wives and report back. Why don't you (Krausie) let your significant other see what you've been up to on rec.boats all these years. She'd be really embarrassed for herself and you. Perhaps she already knows and that is the reason she publicly shuns (Krausie) and refuses to take his name. To a normal man, that would be the ultimate insult. What would you jnow about 'normal'? Lots of professional women keep their maiden name. You "jnow" so little about normalcy that you have no business typing the word, dummy. Go walk the dog and get Dummy Jr. some more beer while you are out. |
Wrong on so many levels...
"Lu Powell" wrote in message ... A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache." The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow." The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep." -- Tyrants and liberals have a lot in common - they want to control every aspect of our lives. I'm sixty. I heard that joke when I was ten, and it had to do with a guy in a bar with a pig. Sheesh. You need to get out more. Steve |
Wrong on so many levels...
On Sat, 11 Jul 2009 22:05:26 -0400, "Eisboch"
wrote: "HK" wrote in message ... Eisboch wrote: "HK" wrote in message m... Lu Powell wrote: A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache." The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow." The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep." Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic jokes about women. I laughed my ass off. It was a damn good joke. Think Harry. It's not hard. "JOKE" Eisboch Why don't you two boys tell that joke to your wives and report back. As a matter of fact, I copied and sent it to Mrs.E. She, being a well adjusted, mature and intelligent woman will regard it as what it is .... a JOKE. Good grief. What has happened to this world? Eisboch Dick, not to be a smart-ass or anything, but 'HK' is *not* the world. -- John H |
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