A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey,
this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."

The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you
weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."

The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd realize I
was talking to the sheep."


--

Tyrants and liberals have a lot in common
- they want to control every aspect of our lives.

Lu Powell wrote:
A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey,
this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."

The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you
weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."

The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd realize I
was talking to the sheep."



Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic jokes
about women.

"HK" wrote in message
m...
Lu Powell wrote:
A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says,
"Honey,
this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."

The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you
weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."

The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd realize
I
was talking to the sheep."



Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic jokes
about women.



I laughed my ass off. It was a damn good joke.

Think Harry. It's not hard.

"JOKE"

Eisboch

Eisboch wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
m...
Lu Powell wrote:
A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says,
"Honey,
this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."

The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you
weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."

The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd realize
I
was talking to the sheep."


Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic jokes
about women.



I laughed my ass off. It was a damn good joke.

Think Harry. It's not hard.

"JOKE"

Eisboch



Why don't you two boys tell that joke to your wives and report back.

"HK" wrote in message
...
Eisboch wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
m...
Lu Powell wrote:
A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says,
"Honey,
this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."

The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you
weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."

The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd
realize I
was talking to the sheep."


Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic jokes
about women.



I laughed my ass off. It was a damn good joke.

Think Harry. It's not hard.

"JOKE"

Eisboch

Why don't you two boys tell that joke to your wives and report back.

As a matter of fact, I copied and sent it to Mrs.E. She, being a well
adjusted, mature and intelligent woman will regard it as what it is .... a
JOKE.

Good grief. What has happened to this world?

Eisboch

Eisboch wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
...
Eisboch wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
m...
Lu Powell wrote:
A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says,
"Honey,
this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."

The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you
weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."

The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd
realize I
was talking to the sheep."


Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic jokes
about women.


I laughed my ass off. It was a damn good joke.

Think Harry. It's not hard.

"JOKE"

Eisboch
Why don't you two boys tell that joke to your wives and report back.

As a matter of fact, I copied and sent it to Mrs.E. She, being a well
adjusted, mature and intelligent woman will regard it as what it is .... a
JOKE.

Good grief. What has happened to this world?

Eisboch




Some women would think the boys that tell that joke ain't getting any at
home or anywhere else, and aren't like to, either. What's next for your
joketelling friend Lu? A few anti-Jewish jokes dragged up from German in
the 1940s?

On Sat, 11 Jul 2009 22:05:26 -0400, "Eisboch"
wrote:


As a matter of fact, I copied and sent it to Mrs.E. She, being a well
adjusted, mature and intelligent woman will regard it as what it is .... a
JOKE.

Good grief. What has happened to this world?

Methinks Harry is taking liberties with the definition of
"conversation starters."

--Vic

Eisboch wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
...
Eisboch wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
m...
Lu Powell wrote:
A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says,
"Honey,
this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."

The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you
weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."

The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd
realize I
was talking to the sheep."


Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic jokes
about women.


I laughed my ass off. It was a damn good joke.

Think Harry. It's not hard.

"JOKE"

Eisboch
Why don't you two boys tell that joke to your wives and report back.

As a matter of fact, I copied and sent it to Mrs.E. She, being a well
adjusted, mature and intelligent woman will regard it as what it is .... a
JOKE.

Good grief. What has happened to this world?

Eisboch


I know. It's sad isn't it. Unfortunately Krause is here as a perpetual
reminder of the low level of morals, ethics, respect, honesty, and
common decency that has come to be the norm in our society.

On Sat, 11 Jul 2009 22:05:26 -0400, "Eisboch"
wrote:


"HK" wrote in message
...
Eisboch wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
m...
Lu Powell wrote:
A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says,
"Honey,
this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."

The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you
weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."

The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd
realize I
was talking to the sheep."


Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic jokes
about women.



I laughed my ass off. It was a damn good joke.

Think Harry. It's not hard.

"JOKE"

Eisboch

Why don't you two boys tell that joke to your wives and report back.

As a matter of fact, I copied and sent it to Mrs.E. She, being a well
adjusted, mature and intelligent woman will regard it as what it is .... a
JOKE.

Good grief. What has happened to this world?

Eisboch


Dick, not to be a smart-ass or anything, but 'HK' is *not* the world.
--

John H

HK wrote:
Eisboch wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
m...
Lu Powell wrote:
A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says,
"Honey,
this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."

The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you
weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."

The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd
realize I
was talking to the sheep."


Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic jokes
about women.



I laughed my ass off. It was a damn good joke.

Think Harry. It's not hard.

"JOKE"

Eisboch


Why don't you two boys tell that joke to your wives and report back.

Why don't you (Krausie) let your significant other see what you've been
up to on rec.boats all these years. She'd be really embarrassed for
herself and you. Perhaps she already knows and that is the reason she
publicly shuns (Krausie) and refuses to take his name. To a normal man,
that would be the ultimate insult.