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D[_5_] July 13th 09 12:56 AM

Wrong on so many levels...
 
Don White wrote:
"J i m" wrote in message
...
HK wrote:
Eisboch wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
m...
Lu Powell wrote:
A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says,
"Honey,
this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."

The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you
weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."

The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd
realize I
was talking to the sheep."


Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic jokes
about women.


I laughed my ass off. It was a damn good joke.

Think Harry. It's not hard.

"JOKE"

Eisboch

Why don't you two boys tell that joke to your wives and report back.

Why don't you (Krausie) let your significant other see what you've been up
to on rec.boats all these years. She'd be really embarrassed for herself
and you. Perhaps she already knows and that is the reason she publicly
shuns (Krausie) and refuses to take his name. To a normal man, that would
be the ultimate insult.


What would you jnow about 'normal'?
Lots of professional women keep their maiden name.



You "jnow" so little about normalcy that you have no business typing the
word, dummy.

Go walk the dog and get Dummy Jr. some more beer while you are out.


SteveB[_2_] July 13th 09 05:08 AM

Wrong on so many levels...
 

"Lu Powell" wrote in message
...
A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey,
this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."

The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you
weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."

The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd realize
I
was talking to the sheep."


--

Tyrants and liberals have a lot in common
- they want to control every aspect of our lives.


I'm sixty. I heard that joke when I was ten, and it had to do with a guy in
a bar with a pig.

Sheesh. You need to get out more.

Steve



Just John Again July 13th 09 11:23 PM

Wrong on so many levels...
 
On Sat, 11 Jul 2009 22:05:26 -0400, "Eisboch"
wrote:


"HK" wrote in message
...
Eisboch wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
m...
Lu Powell wrote:
A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says,
"Honey,
this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."

The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you
weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."

The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd
realize I
was talking to the sheep."


Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic jokes
about women.



I laughed my ass off. It was a damn good joke.

Think Harry. It's not hard.

"JOKE"

Eisboch


Why don't you two boys tell that joke to your wives and report back.


As a matter of fact, I copied and sent it to Mrs.E. She, being a well
adjusted, mature and intelligent woman will regard it as what it is .... a
JOKE.

Good grief. What has happened to this world?

Eisboch


Dick, not to be a smart-ass or anything, but 'HK' is *not* the world.
--

John H


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