Wrong on so many levels...
 

Frogwatch wrote:
On Jul 11, 11:48 pm, HK wrote:
Frogwatch wrote:
On Jul 11, 10:56 pm, wrote:
On Sat, 11 Jul 2009 21:49:33 -0400, HK wrote:
Lu Powell wrote:
A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey,
this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."
The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you
weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."
The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd realize I
was talking to the sheep."
Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic jokes
about women.
Not to mention cows.
All liberals are humor impaired.
What could be funnier than Sarah Palin, other than Joe the non Plumber?

See, a case in point. Even when they try, they fail completely at
humor. They simply do not understand it.

Sarah Palin has made herself into a national punch line for dozens,
maybe hundreds, of jokes. She and just about everything about her is funny.

Here's a place you can get started:

http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/s...alin-jokes.htm

She's even got her own page in the urban dictionary:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Palin

Here's one of my favorites from that dictionary:

Palin

pal·in (pa-l’i(n) v. palined, palin·ing, palins 1. To flub, fail or
otherwise stumble in response to simple, predictable questions in an
interview; to give an off-topic and incoherent or syntactically suspect
response to a simple, predictable question in an interview; to do
likewise in any other human endeavor. 2. To fabricate an untruth, that
is easily verifiable as such, in response to a question for which one
does not know the answer.

Example:

My wife asked if she looked fat in that dress. I palined her by saying
those shoes sure look nice.


Joe the non Plumber got himself "used" by the GOP and still doesn't
realize it. I doubt he has the staying power of Palin, though.

Now, you extreme righties might not find the humor in Palin, Joe,
Vitter, Ensign, Sanford, et cetera*, but almost everyone else is bent
over in laughter about them and their attempts to dig themselves into
deeper and deeper holes. They're the gifts that keep on giving.

Wrong on so many levels...
 

HK wrote:
Frogwatch wrote:
On Jul 11, 11:48 pm, HK wrote:
Frogwatch wrote:
On Jul 11, 10:56 pm, wrote:
On Sat, 11 Jul 2009 21:49:33 -0400, HK wrote:
Lu Powell wrote:
A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and
says, "Honey,
this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."
The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If
you
weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."
The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd
realize I
was talking to the sheep."
Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic jokes
about women.
Not to mention cows.
All liberals are humor impaired.
What could be funnier than Sarah Palin, other than Joe the non Plumber?

See, a case in point. Even when they try, they fail completely at
humor. They simply do not understand it.

Sarah Palin has made herself into a national punch line for dozens,
maybe hundreds, of jokes. She and just about everything about her is funny.

Here's a place you can get started:

http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/s...alin-jokes.htm

She's even got her own page in the urban dictionary:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Palin

Here's one of my favorites from that dictionary:

Palin

pal·in (pa-l’i(n) v. palined, palin·ing, palins 1. To flub, fail or
otherwise stumble in response to simple, predictable questions in an
interview; to give an off-topic and incoherent or syntactically suspect
response to a simple, predictable question in an interview; to do
likewise in any other human endeavor. 2. To fabricate an untruth, that
is easily verifiable as such, in response to a question for which one
does not know the answer.

Example:

My wife asked if she looked fat in that dress. I palined her by saying
those shoes sure look nice.


Joe the non Plumber got himself "used" by the GOP and still doesn't
realize it. I doubt he has the staying power of Palin, though.

Now, you extreme righties might not find the humor in Palin, Joe,
Vitter, Ensign, Sanford, et cetera*, but almost everyone else is bent
over in laughter about them and their attempts to dig themselves into
deeper and deeper holes. They're the gifts that keep on giving.


Yup, Froggy is correct, you have NO sense of humor. I am not a Sarah
Palin supporter, but I doubt if most Dem's find any humor at Palin, Joe,
Vitter, Ensign, Sanford etc. They may find it to be a political
advantage, but only those with a real mental illness would find them to
be worth a giggle and they certainly would not be bent over laughing.
This statement does highlight the fact that you have lost your ability
to separate life from your politics. Political chest pounding is all
you have left in your life. Your wife has banished you to the basement,
you can not find anyone to go fishing with you, so you are forced to
spend all day, including weekends and vacations cut and pasting
political articles. Sad isn't it.

--
Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq.

This Newsgroup post is a natural product. The slight variations in
spelling and grammar enhance its individual character and beauty and in
no way are to be considered flaws or defects

Wrong on so many levels...
 

HK wrote:
and now stupid moronic jokes
about women.

This from the guy who locks the head on his boat when women are aboard.

Johnson

Wrong on so many levels...
 

HK wrote:
Eisboch wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
m...
Lu Powell wrote:
A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says,
"Honey,
this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."

The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you
weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."

The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd
realize I
was talking to the sheep."


Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic jokes
about women.



I laughed my ass off. It was a damn good joke.

Think Harry. It's not hard.

"JOKE"

Eisboch


Why don't you two boys tell that joke to your wives and report back.

Why don't you (Krausie) let your significant other see what you've been
up to on rec.boats all these years. She'd be really embarrassed for
herself and you. Perhaps she already knows and that is the reason she
publicly shuns (Krausie) and refuses to take his name. To a normal man,
that would be the ultimate insult.

Wrong on so many levels...
 

Eisboch wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
...
Eisboch wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
m...
Lu Powell wrote:
A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says,
"Honey,
this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."

The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you
weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."

The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd
realize I
was talking to the sheep."


Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic jokes
about women.


I laughed my ass off. It was a damn good joke.

Think Harry. It's not hard.

"JOKE"

Eisboch
Why don't you two boys tell that joke to your wives and report back.

As a matter of fact, I copied and sent it to Mrs.E. She, being a well
adjusted, mature and intelligent woman will regard it as what it is .... a
JOKE.

Good grief. What has happened to this world?

Eisboch


I know. It's sad isn't it. Unfortunately Krause is here as a perpetual
reminder of the low level of morals, ethics, respect, honesty, and
common decency that has come to be the norm in our society.

Wrong on so many levels...
 

Just Regigie wrote:
HK wrote:
Frogwatch wrote:
On Jul 11, 11:48 pm, HK wrote:
Frogwatch wrote:
On Jul 11, 10:56 pm, wrote:
On Sat, 11 Jul 2009 21:49:33 -0400, HK
wrote:
Lu Powell wrote:
A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and
says, "Honey,
this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."
The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says,
"If you
weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."
The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH,
you'd realize I
was talking to the sheep."
Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic
jokes
about women.
Not to mention cows.
All liberals are humor impaired.
What could be funnier than Sarah Palin, other than Joe the non Plumber?

See, a case in point. Even when they try, they fail completely at
humor. They simply do not understand it.

Sarah Palin has made herself into a national punch line for dozens,
maybe hundreds, of jokes. She and just about everything about her is
funny.

Here's a place you can get started:

http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/s...alin-jokes.htm

She's even got her own page in the urban dictionary:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Palin

Here's one of my favorites from that dictionary:

Palin pal·in (pa-l’i(n) v. palined, palin·ing, palins 1. To
flub, fail or otherwise stumble in response to simple, predictable
questions in an interview; to give an off-topic and incoherent or
syntactically suspect response to a simple, predictable question in an
interview; to do likewise in any other human endeavor. 2. To fabricate
an untruth, that is easily verifiable as such, in response to a
question for which one does not know the answer.

Example:

My wife asked if she looked fat in that dress. I palined her by saying
those shoes sure look nice.

Joe the non Plumber got himself "used" by the GOP and still doesn't
realize it. I doubt he has the staying power of Palin, though.

Now, you extreme righties might not find the humor in Palin, Joe,
Vitter, Ensign, Sanford, et cetera*, but almost everyone else is bent
over in laughter about them and their attempts to dig themselves into
deeper and deeper holes. They're the gifts that keep on giving.


Yup, Froggy is correct, you have NO sense of humor. I am not a Sarah
Palin supporter, but I doubt if most Dem's find any humor at Palin, Joe,
Vitter, Ensign, Sanford etc. They may find it to be a political
advantage, but only those with a real mental illness would find them to
be worth a giggle and they certainly would not be bent over laughing.
This statement does highlight the fact that you have lost your ability
to separate life from your politics. Political chest pounding is all
you have left in your life. Your wife has banished you to the basement,
you can not find anyone to go fishing with you, so you are forced to
spend all day, including weekends and vacations cut and pasting
political articles. Sad isn't it.


If Krausie gave as much attention to his alleged wife, as he does to
Sarah Palin, he might be invited into her bedroom on ocassion.

Wrong on so many levels...
 

Johnson wrote:
HK wrote:
and now stupid moronic jokes about women.

This from the guy who locks the head on his boat when women are aboard.

Johnson

Why would she need the use of his head? You probably forgot that he gave
her a toilet in a briefcase as an anniversary present.

Wrong on so many levels...
 

On Jul 12, 9:34*am, J i m wrote:
Johnson wrote:
HK wrote:
and now stupid moronic jokes about women.

This from the guy who locks the head on his boat when women are aboard.

Johnson

Why would she need the use of his head? You probably forgot that he gave
her a toilet in a briefcase as an anniversary present.

Eeeewwww, lib'rals having sex? That is So wrong on so many
levels...and physically impossible as far as I know.

Wrong on so many levels...
 

"J i m" wrote in message
...
HK wrote:
Eisboch wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
m...
Lu Powell wrote:
A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says,
"Honey,
this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."

The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you
weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."

The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd
realize I
was talking to the sheep."


Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic jokes
about women.



I laughed my ass off. It was a damn good joke.

Think Harry. It's not hard.

"JOKE"

Eisboch


Why don't you two boys tell that joke to your wives and report back.

Why don't you (Krausie) let your significant other see what you've been up
to on rec.boats all these years. She'd be really embarrassed for herself
and you. Perhaps she already knows and that is the reason she publicly
shuns (Krausie) and refuses to take his name. To a normal man, that would
be the ultimate insult.

What would you jnow about 'normal'?
Lots of professional women keep their maiden name.

Wrong on so many levels...
 

Don White wrote:
"J i m" wrote in message
...
HK wrote:
Eisboch wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
m...
Lu Powell wrote:
A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says,
"Honey,
this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."

The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you
weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."

The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd
realize I
was talking to the sheep."


Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic jokes
about women.


I laughed my ass off. It was a damn good joke.

Think Harry. It's not hard.

"JOKE"

Eisboch

Why don't you two boys tell that joke to your wives and report back.
Why don't you (Krausie) let your significant other see what you've been up
to on rec.boats all these years. She'd be really embarrassed for herself
and you. Perhaps she already knows and that is the reason she publicly
shuns (Krausie) and refuses to take his name. To a normal man, that would
be the ultimate insult.

What would you jnow about 'normal'?
Lots of professional women keep their maiden name.




The only professional women flajim knows are the kind who offer "french"
for $10 and intercourse for $5.00.