"J i m" wrote in message
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HK wrote:
Eisboch wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
m...
Lu Powell wrote:
A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says,
"Honey,
this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."

The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you
weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."

The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd
realize I
was talking to the sheep."


Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic jokes
about women.



I laughed my ass off. It was a damn good joke.

Think Harry. It's not hard.

"JOKE"

Eisboch


Why don't you two boys tell that joke to your wives and report back.

Why don't you (Krausie) let your significant other see what you've been up
to on rec.boats all these years. She'd be really embarrassed for herself
and you. Perhaps she already knows and that is the reason she publicly
shuns (Krausie) and refuses to take his name. To a normal man, that would
be the ultimate insult.

What would you jnow about 'normal'?
Lots of professional women keep their maiden name.

J i m wrote:
HK wrote:
Eisboch wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
m...
Lu Powell wrote:
A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says,
"Honey,
this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."

The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you
weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."

The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd
realize I
was talking to the sheep."


Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic
jokes about women.



I laughed my ass off. It was a damn good joke.

Think Harry. It's not hard.

"JOKE"

Eisboch


Why don't you two boys tell that joke to your wives and report back.

Why don't you (Krausie) let your significant other see what you've been
up to on rec.boats all these years. She'd be really embarrassed for
herself and you. Perhaps she already knows and that is the reason she
publicly shuns (Krausie) and refuses to take his name. To a normal man,
that would be the ultimate insult.

That will never happen. We could always mail her some of his gems...

HK wrote:
Eisboch wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
m...
Lu Powell wrote:
A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says,
"Honey,
this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."

The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you
weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."

The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd
realize I
was talking to the sheep."


Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic jokes
about women.



I laughed my ass off. It was a damn good joke.

Think Harry. It's not hard.

"JOKE"

Eisboch


Why don't you two boys tell that joke to your wives and report back.

Some of us aren't afraid of their wives. Most of us own our homes and
live and sleep with our wives.

HK wrote:
and now stupid moronic jokes
about women.

This from the guy who locks the head on his boat when women are aboard.

Johnson

Johnson wrote:
HK wrote:
and now stupid moronic jokes about women.

This from the guy who locks the head on his boat when women are aboard.

Johnson

Why would she need the use of his head? You probably forgot that he gave
her a toilet in a briefcase as an anniversary present.

On Jul 12, 9:34*am, J i m wrote:
Johnson wrote:
HK wrote:
and now stupid moronic jokes about women.

This from the guy who locks the head on his boat when women are aboard.

Johnson

Why would she need the use of his head? You probably forgot that he gave
her a toilet in a briefcase as an anniversary present.

Eeeewwww, lib'rals having sex? That is So wrong on so many
levels...and physically impossible as far as I know.

On Jul 11, 10:56*pm, wrote:
On Sat, 11 Jul 2009 21:49:33 -0400, HK wrote:
Lu Powell wrote:
A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey,
this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."

The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you
weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."

The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd realize I
was talking to the sheep."

Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic jokes
about women.

Not to mention cows.

All liberals are humor impaired.

Frogwatch wrote:
On Jul 11, 10:56 pm, wrote:
On Sat, 11 Jul 2009 21:49:33 -0400, HK wrote:
Lu Powell wrote:
A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey,
this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."
The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you
weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."
The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd realize I
was talking to the sheep."
Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic jokes
about women.
Not to mention cows.

All liberals are humor impaired.


What could be funnier than Sarah Palin, other than Joe the non Plumber?

On Jul 11, 11:48*pm, HK wrote:
Frogwatch wrote:
On Jul 11, 10:56 pm, wrote:
On Sat, 11 Jul 2009 21:49:33 -0400, HK wrote:
Lu Powell wrote:
A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey,
this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."
The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you
weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."
The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd realize I
was talking to the sheep."
Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic jokes
about women.
Not to mention cows.

All liberals are humor impaired.

What could be funnier than Sarah Palin, other than Joe the non Plumber?

See, a case in point. Even when they try, they fail completely at
humor. They simply do not understand it.

Frogwatch wrote:
On Jul 11, 11:48 pm, HK wrote:
Frogwatch wrote:
On Jul 11, 10:56 pm, wrote:
On Sat, 11 Jul 2009 21:49:33 -0400, HK wrote:
Lu Powell wrote:
A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey,
this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."
The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you
weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."
The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd realize I
was talking to the sheep."
Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic jokes
about women.
Not to mention cows.
All liberals are humor impaired.
What could be funnier than Sarah Palin, other than Joe the non Plumber?

See, a case in point. Even when they try, they fail completely at
humor. They simply do not understand it.

Sarah Palin has made herself into a national punch line for dozens,
maybe hundreds, of jokes. She and just about everything about her is funny.

Here's a place you can get started:

http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/s...alin-jokes.htm

She's even got her own page in the urban dictionary:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Palin

Here's one of my favorites from that dictionary:

Palin

pal·in (pa-l’i(n) v. palined, palin·ing, palins 1. To flub, fail or
otherwise stumble in response to simple, predictable questions in an
interview; to give an off-topic and incoherent or syntactically suspect
response to a simple, predictable question in an interview; to do
likewise in any other human endeavor. 2. To fabricate an untruth, that
is easily verifiable as such, in response to a question for which one
does not know the answer.

Example:

My wife asked if she looked fat in that dress. I palined her by saying
those shoes sure look nice.


Joe the non Plumber got himself "used" by the GOP and still doesn't
realize it. I doubt he has the staying power of Palin, though.

Now, you extreme righties might not find the humor in Palin, Joe,
Vitter, Ensign, Sanford, et cetera*, but almost everyone else is bent
over in laughter about them and their attempts to dig themselves into
deeper and deeper holes. They're the gifts that keep on giving.