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On Jul 11, 11:52*pm, Frogwatch wrote:
On Jul 11, 11:48*pm, HK wrote:





Frogwatch wrote:
On Jul 11, 10:56 pm, wrote:
On Sat, 11 Jul 2009 21:49:33 -0400, HK wrote:
Lu Powell wrote:
A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey,
this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."
The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you
weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."
The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd realize I
was talking to the sheep."
Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic jokes
about women.
Not to mention cows.


All liberals are humor impaired.


What could be funnier than Sarah Palin, other than Joe the non Plumber?


See, a case in point. *Even when they try, they fail completely at
humor. *They simply do not understand it.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


With Obama is circling the bowl on the ecomony, foreign affairs
and losing credibility while becoming more like Bush everyday,
we don't see anything as funny.

Life is so hard.

It's all Bush's fault.
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On Jul 11, 11:42*pm, Frogwatch wrote:
On Jul 11, 10:56*pm, wrote:

On Sat, 11 Jul 2009 21:49:33 -0400, HK wrote:
Lu Powell wrote:
A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey,
this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."


The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you
weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."


The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd realize I
was talking to the sheep."


Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic jokes
about women.


Not to mention cows.


All liberals are humor impaired.


True - we are Jocose Challenged.

Pray for us.
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On Jul 11, 10:56*pm, wrote:
On Sat, 11 Jul 2009 21:49:33 -0400, HK wrote:
Lu Powell wrote:
A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey,
this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."


The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you
weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."


The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd realize I
was talking to the sheep."


Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic jokes
about women.


Not to mention cows.


Speaking of cows:

Why don't cows have any money?

Because farmers milk them dry

Cows should Unionize.
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A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey,
this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."

The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you
weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."

The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd realize
I
was talking to the sheep."


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Tyrants and liberals have a lot in common
- they want to control every aspect of our lives.


I'm sixty. I heard that joke when I was ten, and it had to do with a guy in
a bar with a pig.

Sheesh. You need to get out more.

Steve


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