HK wrote:
Frogwatch wrote:
On Jul 11, 11:48 pm, HK wrote:
Frogwatch wrote:
On Jul 11, 10:56 pm, wrote:
On Sat, 11 Jul 2009 21:49:33 -0400, HK wrote:
Lu Powell wrote:
A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and
says, "Honey,
this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."
The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If
you
weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."
The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd
realize I
was talking to the sheep."
Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic jokes
about women.
Not to mention cows.
All liberals are humor impaired.
What could be funnier than Sarah Palin, other than Joe the non Plumber?

See, a case in point. Even when they try, they fail completely at
humor. They simply do not understand it.

Sarah Palin has made herself into a national punch line for dozens,
maybe hundreds, of jokes. She and just about everything about her is funny.

Here's a place you can get started:

http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/s...alin-jokes.htm

She's even got her own page in the urban dictionary:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Palin

Here's one of my favorites from that dictionary:

Palin

pal·in (pa-l’i(n) v. palined, palin·ing, palins 1. To flub, fail or
otherwise stumble in response to simple, predictable questions in an
interview; to give an off-topic and incoherent or syntactically suspect
response to a simple, predictable question in an interview; to do
likewise in any other human endeavor. 2. To fabricate an untruth, that
is easily verifiable as such, in response to a question for which one
does not know the answer.

Example:

My wife asked if she looked fat in that dress. I palined her by saying
those shoes sure look nice.


Joe the non Plumber got himself "used" by the GOP and still doesn't
realize it. I doubt he has the staying power of Palin, though.

Now, you extreme righties might not find the humor in Palin, Joe,
Vitter, Ensign, Sanford, et cetera*, but almost everyone else is bent
over in laughter about them and their attempts to dig themselves into
deeper and deeper holes. They're the gifts that keep on giving.


Yup, Froggy is correct, you have NO sense of humor. I am not a Sarah
Palin supporter, but I doubt if most Dem's find any humor at Palin, Joe,
Vitter, Ensign, Sanford etc. They may find it to be a political
advantage, but only those with a real mental illness would find them to
be worth a giggle and they certainly would not be bent over laughing.
This statement does highlight the fact that you have lost your ability
to separate life from your politics. Political chest pounding is all
you have left in your life. Your wife has banished you to the basement,
you can not find anyone to go fishing with you, so you are forced to
spend all day, including weekends and vacations cut and pasting
political articles. Sad isn't it.

--
Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq.

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